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**Things you never say to a cop
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Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
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23 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
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Posted 11/27/09
Do you accept doughnut as ransom??
Posted 11/27/09
you know i'll just keep doing it once i get out
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23 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
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Posted 11/27/09
You're daughter is HOT,officer
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24 / F / Life On Mars
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Posted 11/27/09
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
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Posted 11/27/09
"If I said you were a moron, would I get into further trouble?"

"Yes."

"If I thought you were a moron, would I get into further trouble?"

"I can't do anything about what you think."

"Alright, I think you're a moron."
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24 / F / Life On Mars
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Posted 11/27/09
hey you look like that guy from the vilage people
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23 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
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Posted 11/27/09
I'm a uncertified miracle maker.....
Posted 11/27/09
officer:"have you been drinking?"
you: *obviously drunk* "I swear to drunk I'm not god" *drinks some beer*
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Posted 11/27/09
officer, why are cops become so fat after they graduate from training?
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23 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
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Posted 11/27/09
What makes you thinks i killed that girl beside the knife,the blood all over me and some foreign substances in her mouth??
Posted 11/27/09
OMG you look like that one fat ugly dude from Mall Cop!
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Posted 11/27/09
Eh,Good Morning,Sunshine....
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24 / F / Life On Mars
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Posted 11/27/09
BAD COP! NO DONUT FOR YOU! -Smacks nose with rolled up newspaper-
Posted 11/27/09
your so fat, its no wonder your single.
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