I just found the secret passage to the unknown
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Posted 11/25/09
So I was watering my plants like usual, right?

Well, there's this weird mound in the middle of yard and nothing I do gets rid of it. So I finally said enough and grabbed my shovel. The dirt was surprisingly soft and I had no trouble digging through it, but after a while my shovel screamed for me to stop because I was hurting it. I tossed it to side and stuck my fingers in the ground.

The ground was Jello.

I chowed down like the glutton I am. I ate so much ground that it was spewing out of all my orifices. It was orgasmic. It became to the point of where I could not tell which was me and which was Jello. I humped the ground.

A voice pierced the heavens with his drill, "My son, what is the capital of Nigeria?"
I absentmindedly answered, "Mormons like pancakes."

CORRECT DING DING DING DING

The jello morphed into a two dimensional smiley face except it was more like 5D because it consumed me and my purity of essence. I heard the screams of a million Canadian children on Youtube.

Next thing I know, I'm naked holding my laptop, my dog's tail, and an empty can of Dr. Pepper. Before me is a door with a huge key hole on the front. I think it leads to the Final Boss.

There's internet down here.

What the fuck just happened?
Posted 11/25/09
I've no idea how much does it cost but I'll buy these pills from you as soon as I can.

Elementary t-shirt
Stupid bloody tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus

GOO GOO G'JOOB!
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Posted 11/25/09
Sounds like a fantastically wonderful adventure.
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21 / M / Jendell
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Posted 11/25/09
How about you take a sample of the whole stock!
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Posted 11/25/09
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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21 / F / Ontario, Canada
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Posted 11/25/09
Er? What?!
You Okay?
Posted 11/25/09 , edited 11/25/09
Yeah...that's nice you had that little adventure to wtf land.
I hate to lock such a marvelous topic, but unfortunately this thread is totally pointless and has no type of engaging discussion what so ever.
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