Rimahiko Fanfic:Can Comedy and Sports ever go together?

Vanna: Yay chapter 17!

Rima: Is chapter 17 special?

Vanna: No I just like saying it! And maybe something special for fangirls!

Nagi: Wow....

Ikuto: Hey hey Vanna-chi a Amuto fanfic-

Vanna: No! I stay dedicated to Rimahiko!

Rima and Nagi: Yeah so Vanna is ours! *pulls Vanna's arm*

Vanna: OW! Hehehe no one owns anybody! Esspecially me! I don't own Shugo Chara!

Ikuto: Awww well she wishes she did.

Rima: If Vanna did then I would be dating Nagi, Kutau would happen, Amuto and Tadamu turn into side couples then the fights would be much better!

Nagi: That sounds like a plan....

Vanna: Yes...Heheheheh...*rubs hands together evily* Enjoy while I think.....hehehehe...

Nagihiko's POV-

"Kyo!!! Here is your Shugo Chara egg!!!" Rima and I watched Kirino run to Kyo with his Shugo Chara egg.

"What? I just come from school and you got my egg?" He looked at us. We all nodded our heads.

-10 minutes later-

"Wow that sounds bad.....but atleast we have our eggs back." He sighed in relief.

"Yeah."

"So are we going or not?" Rima whispered in my ear.

"Yeah hold on." I whispered back. I looked up. "Can you guys walk Rima to her house?"

"Sure but why?" Kyo asked me.

"Ummmm well....I need to go to my house right now!" Nagi said nervously.

"Yeah and?" Kirino asked.

"We are kinda going on a date........" Rima mumbled beside me.

"Awwwww wittle Wima is finally going on a date with Fujisaki!" Kyo said teasingly.

"Shut up!!!" Rima yelled blushing and Kyo was laughing. I smirked, then I gave Rima a kiss on her cheek and left running to my house.

"Bye Rima-chan!!!" I yelled and looked back at Rima who was yelling at me and holding her cheek at the same time.

"Ugh! Bye Nagi-koi!!!" She yelled back. Wow she called me by my nickname and without being in her chara change. It was so cute!

Rima's House

Rima's POV-

We finally reached the door of our house that we dreaded to go in to. It's a good thing that I had a spare key.

I held the key up to the cold doorknob as we all held our breath and are hearts were thumping of nervousness.

"Just open the goddamned door!" Kirino yelled at me irritated. I opened the door and the house was such a mess.

We all went up to our rooms and got all of our stuff. Well most of it. I grabbed my favorite gag manga, my clothes, and all that stuff.

We all met back downstairs with all of our bags.

"Okay now back to Fujisaki's house...." Kyo said grabbing his coat.

The atmosphere here feels really bad or something. I hope my mom is alright. She is in the hospital so I guess she is fine.

"Alrighty then." Kirino grabbed her bags and started going to the door.

Nagihiko's house-

Nagi's POV-

I was forced to take a shower since my mother found out that that I was going on a date with Rima.

-Flashback-

"Oh I see then you guys are willing to do that for me!" My mother said cheerfuly on the phone. I wonder who she's talking to.

"Mother.....I'm-" She suddenly hung up on the phone.

"Oh I'm not talking to anybody!! Go take a shower for your date Nagihiko!" She said pushing me upstairs.

"Wait how did you know that I was-"

"Umm it was a guess!" She jerked me violently into the bathroom and left me with only basketball shorts and a towel. I sighed and then I started unbuttoning my shirt. (A/N:OMG! Rima you are hurting my ear for fangirling!)

-end of flashback-

I just hope Rima is safe right now. (A/N: Btw Nagi is still taking a shower while thinking- Rima: KYAAAHHH!!!)

Rima's POV-

I just got to Nagi's house to hear Baaya and Nagi's crazy mom fangirling over something.

"Oh Rima-sama it looks like you are here!" Baaya said running over to me. She completely ignored Kirino and Kyo.

"Y-yeah b-but-" She suddenly started dragging me to go upstairs.

"No time for talking! Go put all of your stuff away!" She threw me in Nagi's room and threw my bags at my face. I rubbed my head and sat on Nagi's bed.

Nagi's POV-

I got out of the bathroom with only my basketball shorts on and a towel that was drying my hair with. (A/N: Yup he's shirtless- Rima: KYAHH!! Vanna: Goddamit you are hurting my ear!)

I twisted the doorknob of my door and pulled inward only to discover that my girlfriend is already here, sitting on my bed. (A/N: Now don't take advantage of the situation Nagi...-_-lll)

"Uhh N-Nagi.....Sh-shirtless!" She looked at me blankly.She was blushing very deeply. I smirked.

"Do you like looking at me like this Rima?" I asked her teasingly.

Rima's POV-

N-N-Nagi is shirtless and he has a six pack! Ugh! Rima you are such a pervert! Oh who am I kidding he has a nice toned chest and he is also slender and-

"Well Rima?" Nagihiko asked me teasingly.

"Sh-shut up!" I said looking away. I noticed Nagi turned off the light.

"So is that a yes?" He said close to my face. I glared/blushed at him.

"N-Nagi..........close........f-face.....mine.....n-no shirt..." Great, I'm studdering and I can't even get my sentences right. He put one of his hands over my hand.

"Hmmm what was that Rima-koi?" He whispered in my ear. I shuddered because I can feel his warm breath going down my neck, (A/N: Nagi and Rima: I don't like where this is going..... Vanna: Don't worry my mind won't go perverted........I think...)

"Don't. Even. Try. Anything. You pervert." I said getting back into my senses, but I was still blushing. I felt him smirking.

"What would I do Rima-koi? You seem to like me with my shirt off." He said teasingly.

"I do not-"

"Would you like this?" He was just about to lick my neck but I quickly put my arm over his neck and kissed him square on the lips before he did so.

He looked shocked but he reacted and kissed back. Heheh, we were making out until.....

-flash-

"Awww my little honey is all grown up now!" Said Nagihiko's crazy mom. I pushed Nagi right off of me.

"Mother!!" Nagi whined. Hehe, he sounds like a 6 year old. I giggled.

"Go on ahead and do your little things! Just act like we aren't here!" Baaya said all cheerfully. I swear they are--unexplainable.

"Ugh, Get out of my room so that I can change!" Nagihiko yelled irritated and pushed his and Baaya out. I got out too considering he might do perverted things.

Half an hour later at the ice cream shop.

Nagihiko's POV-

"What kind of ice cream would you like Rima?" I looked down at Rima who had that bored expression on her face. I smiled.

She looked up. "I don't care." Was all she said. I looked back at the cashier.

"Can I have one double-scoop ice cream cone?" I asked the cashier.

"WHAT NOW?!" Rima yelled at me out of her bored expression.

"Awwww!!! You guys are on a date and sharing one ice cream!!! What flavor would you like?" I smirked and Rima was glaring at me.

"Well? What flavor do you want Rima?" I asked the little cute blonde chibi that was glaring at me.

"Chocolate." Rima said looking away.

"Okay then Mint chocochip and chocolate please!" I said to the cashier lady.

"KYAAAHH!!! So cute!!! Coming right up!" The crazy fangirl/cashier said getting an ice cream cone. Rima sighed, then looked up at me and smiled. I smiled back.

Kirino's POV-

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Frick! That hurts!" I said as I was being dragged by certain people.

"Shut up!! Act natural!" Neko hissed at me and we sat at one of the booths of the ice cream shop.

Well apparently I was told to spy on Rima and Nagi with Au-chan, Neko, and Hina. Ama-chan just kept visiting us from time to time.

"Remind me why I'm here again?" I asked Au-chan while looking up from a menu that we were hiding our faces in.

"We are spying on Rima and Nagi!" Au-chan hissed at me.

"But you barely know them!" I hissed back.

"That's why you are here!" Hina told me.

I sighed and turn to Neko. "Do you have the camera?" I asked Neko.

"Yeah! All we need is--"

"Quick! Hide your faces!" Au-chan hissed at all of us. We quickly did so because Rima and Nagi were just passing our booth and sitting in a table across the room from us.

"That was close..." We all sighed in relief.

Rima's POV-

"Hey Nagi do you feel like someone is watching us?" I asked Nagi was just sitting down.

"Kinda." He said. "Anyways do you want to lick the ice cream first? Or me?" He asked me.

"Me." I leaned on the table to take a lick of the ice cream but on the way I saw Nagi's trademark smirk tugging on his lips. I ignored it and then Iicked the ice cream.

Hina POV-

"Holy crap!! Hina!!" Kirino started hitting my arm violently and looking in Rima and Nagi's direction.

"What?! What?!" I hissed back irritated. I looked in Rima and Nagi's direction. "Ohhhh....."

"Indirect kiss!" Somebody shouted out.

They both pulled away from the ice cream and started looking around. The voice did sound familiar though.

"Kirino-chan!!!" Au-chan hissed at Kirino

"What?! I didn't say anything!" Kirino hissed back.

"We didn't either!" Neko and I both told Au-chan.

"Then who did?!" Au-chan asked us looking around.

"I don't see anybody that I know Nagi." Rima said walking around and looking. She started walking in our direction and we hid our faces in the menus franticily.

"Is there anyone there Rima-chan?" Nagi asked Rima who was walking around.

"Um, Hold on...." Rima came over to our table."Excuse me do you know the person that shouted out?" Rima asked us. I guess she doesn't know.

We were hiding our faces in the menus so she couldn't see us, I think.

"Uh, Well I think you have the wrong people. I'm sorry." Neko said trying to imitate a guy as best as she can.

"Yeah we don't even to happen to know who you are! If we did then maybe we would have shout out something!" Kirino said all nervously but trying to imitate a guy's voice.

"Oh okay then......" She started to walk back to Nagi."Hey Nagi we should go walk around th amusement park or something!" Said Rima who suspiciously looked at us.

Rima and Nagi both exited the ice cream shop. We all breathed in a sigh of relief and then we followed them.

Following Rima and Nagi

Kirino's POV-

"Hey guys I have to go get something to drink! You all go and follow Rima and Nagi!" I told them while running to where all the food are at the amusment park we were at.

"Okay Kirino-chan!" Au-chan and the others said while walking in the direction of Rima and Nagi.

I sighed as I kept walking to the food counters. I wonder if Rima's mother is alright and I also wonder about Rima's dad being on the loose somewhere.

I sighed again and then I bumped into something. I looked up. I didn't bump into something, I bumped into someone.

"I'm sorry are you okay?" He asked me. He looked really familiar. I blinked.

"Yeah, Uhhh do I know you from somewhere?" I asked him. Well he had silverish white hair and he wore the uniform to our school.

"Um, I don't think so." He said but he looked a little nervous. I saw his chara fly out of nowhere.

"Akio aren't you--" Wait, his name and voice sounds really familiar.

"Just ignore my chara he is just being funny." He said putting his chara to the side.

"Okay if you have a chara then does that mean you are part of the guardians?" I asked him.

"No, But my name is Akio Kisaragi. It's nice to meet you." He said putting his hand out to me and smiling. I swear, I think I know this guy.

"Kirino Tokunawa. Don't wear it out." I purposely ignored his hand and started walking to the drinks.

"It looks like you are stubborn like you used to-I mean it looks like you're the stubborn type!" He said correcting his own sentence. Wait, it sounded like he already knew me.

"Okay yeah but I'll see you at school because I'm really busy." I told him like I was in a rush.

I heard his phone ring.

"Excuse me for a sec." he said to me and answered his phone. "Hello? Okay I'm on it sir." He hung up and put his phone back in his pocket.

"I'm sorry I wish we can talk more but I have to go now! So bye!" He said running somewhere. I waved at him. That was really wierd.

"I think you do know him Kirino-chan!" My chara said happily. I sighed. "Or maybe it's love-" I grabbed my chara to make her shut up.

I felt my cellphone vibrate. I got a text.

My eyes widened by the contents of it.

I started running in the direction of the others.

Rima's POV-

There were guy's in suits around us and we didn't really know what to do.

"I'm sorry but you kids are under arrest." The man with cool shades said. It's not my fault he had cool sunglasses.

"For what? We didn't do anything!" Nagi said standing in front of me.

Then all of a sudden Au-chan, Neko, Hina, Ama-chan came from a near-by bush. No wonder I felt like someone was spying on us.

"Are you guys okay?" Au-chan asked us.

"Yeah but what are you guys doing here?" I glared at them.

"You kids cannot escape from us." The shortest guy said. (A/N: Just imaginethere being three guys in suits there.)

"Oh yeah! I got a Mafia!" Hina said all of a sudden.

"What?" We all looked at her weird.

We are doomed. Doomed I say.

Rima: Vanna are you a pervert?

Vanna: What's with the random question?

Rima: Just answer it.

Vanna: Well my mind is 25% perverted so sort of.......

Rima: Wow...well I Nagi is 99% perverted.

Nagi: Hey! That's not nice!

Rima: Do you want a hug or a kiss to make you feel better?

Nagi:*blushes* Uhhh.....

Rima: See! Pervert!

Vanna: That's also being a flirt Rima.....

Rima: Who Nagi?

Vanna: You! whatever! Hey I'm kind of glad that Ikuto isn't here to interupt-

Ikuto:Yo!

Rima and Nagi: You spoke too soon......

Vanna: Man......

Ikuto: Please review!

Vanna: Hola! Como estas!

Rima and Nagi: Huh?! Vanna your Mexican?!

Vanna: Haha I'm kidding!! I'm asian! Go asian pride!

Hina: Yeah! Asians rock! I'm asian too! *Hi-5's Vanna*

Vanna: *Hi-5's back* Where did you come from?

Tofu: The front door......*points to the front door thats open*

Au-chan: Hi people!

Neko: Hey guys!

Ama-chan: Yo......

Rima and Nagi: Hey I thought this was only for us and catboy?!

Vanna: I have no idea how they got in.......

Au-chan, Neko, Hina, and Ama-chan: Vanna-chan owns nothing!

Vanna: -_-lll Please-

Rima: We want to do it!

Nagi: Yeah!

Vanna: Fine!

Rima: Please......

Nagi: Enjoy!

Amu's POV-

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. What the hell is happening?!

I am pacing back and forth at the Royal Garden and I keep looking at the humpty lock.

"What's wrong Amu-chi?! Why did you call us here?" Yaya asked me worried when she came rushing in the Royal Garden with the others.

"DON'T YOU FRIGGIN KNOW THAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE HUMPTY LOCK?!?!?!" I finally spazzed out and shook Kairi violently by the shoulders.

"Okay then take out the damned lock!" Utau yelled at me annoyed.

I took out the lock and showed it to everyone. "See! The stupid thing is getting duller and duller!" I told them. Everyone was looking at the lock that was in my hand.

"That's what's happening to the dumpty key..." Ikuto said and took out the dumpty key. "It's a good thing that it only gets duller only little by little." He said in a serious tone.

"Does it mean that there is something up with your guy's relationship?" Kukai asked Ikuto and I. Thank god, Tadase isn't here yet.

"No, there isn't a thing wrong. It's all the same." I replied worried and looking down at the lock in my hand.

"You mean that your dense self can't pick between Tada-chi and kittyboy?" Yaya asked me menacingly.

"Shut up sugar-high kid! Your gonna go diabetic one day! There is no time to be joking around." Ikuto said in a serious tone. Yaya pouted.

"Wow I didn't know that catboy could be so serious!" Kukai snickered.

"Your just jealous because Utau kissed her own brother instead of you!" Ikuto said with a smirk tugging on his lips. Kukai suddenly stopped snickering.

"Oh really? Well I wasn't jealous at all!" Kukai said walking over to Ikuto while rolling up his sleeves.

They started arguing and Utau was in it too so she started arguing.

"Guys...." I said trying to calm them down. Nothing but arguing. "Guys!" I yelled louder. Nothing. "GUYS!!!!! STOP ARGUING BEFORE I THROW SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW!"

"What?!" They all looked at me irritated.

"Where is Rima, Nagi and the others?!" Yaya asked them worried.

They all looked at Yaya blankly.

Nagihiko's POV-

"A Mafia?! You have a Mafia?" I asked Hina anxiously.

"No! I'm trying to scare them!" Hina yelled back.

"Well it ain't working." The tallest man said cracking his knuckles.

"Uh, What do we do?" Rima asked us.

"This is what you do!" I heard a familiar voice say.

-BAM-

The next thing I know, one of guys are knocked out on the ground and Kirino is there holding a Shinai. (A/N: A bamboo blade like used for kendo class.)

"You guys alright?" Kirino asked us.

Kirino's POV-

These guys looked at me in a weird way though. Like they were scared to death.

"Wait what?--" I turned around and--

-BAM-

Rima's POV-

Oh my gawd this guy just knocked Kirino out

"Kirino!!!" Hina and I ran over to her.

"Nnggh....." We shook her a little.

"Are you okay?" I asked her.

"Butterflies are made of butter and flies...." She mumbled under being knocked out. We both sighed and picked her up and put her on our shoulders.

"Now you kids are next." The shortest man stated. We all smirked.

"Ha you and what army?" Au-chan said.

"You'll see....." Then black vans came here all of a sudden and guys in suits came out of it.

"We're screwed." Nagihiko said all of a sudden.

They all surrounded us and we started steeping back slowly.

"So what do we do?" Neko asked us.

"I got it!" Au-chan said all of a sudden.

"What?!" Nagihiko replied desperately.

"RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!" Au-chan yelled and started dragging us in a chain somehow.

"You won't be getting away!!" the men in suits shouted and started chasing us.

I looked back at the men and they looked like they were smirking for some kind of reason.

"Hey I think I see Tadase and Ikuto making out some where!" One of them yelled out loud.

Au-chan stopped dragging us immediately." Where?!" She started looking around and finding her camera. We all sweat-dropped.

"Uh, what do we do now?!" Hina asked all of us looking back and forth.

"Kick them in the place where the sun don't shine......" I heard Kirino mumble under her breath. "Wait, she's awake?"

She suddenly jumped off my shoulder."Yeah I'm awake!"

"Wait, she can read my mind?"

"No you damn idiot, You are talking to yourself." Kirino said putting her shinai over her shoulder. I glared in response.

"I'm not kicking him in the place where no man wants to be kicked!" Neko retorted.

"STOP! You are all surrounded!" the man with the different looking suit said in a megaphone.

"Great, you guys got us stuck with your dumb conversation." Nagihiko muttered.

"Shut up! Look at Au-chan!" We both hissed and pointed to Au-chan who was looking around for Tadase and Ikuto. Naghiko rolled his eyes in response.

"You kids are surrounded! We all know your weaknesses so you have no chance!"

"Stalkers..." Hina and Kirino murmured under their breath.

"Wait, why don't you guys charanari since you guys are the only ones with your charas?" Neko asked Me, Nagi, and Kirino.

"Oh.....we knew that!" Kirino replied with a hint of nervousness in her voice. They all facepalmed except for me and Nagihiko who were sweat dropping.

"Charanari: Beat Jumper!

"Charanari: Clown Drop!"

"Charanari: Shining Shinigami!"

............................. Nothing happened.............................

"The hell is going on?!" Kirino looked back and forth from us to her hands. I was surprised too.

"I don't know! Why isn't the charanari's working?!" Nagihiko asked Rhythm.

"I don't know man! I'm not doing a thing to make this happen!" Rhythm replied while putting his hands in his pockets.

"I told you there is no point in running!" the men started surrounding us. Then we batted our heads up to so a flash of lightning.

"RAIKIRI!!!" Some familiar voice shouted. (A/N: I know it's from Naruto but what heck! And I don't own it BTW!)

Then in a blink of an eye I see Amaterasu standing infront of all the guys in suits that are fainted on the ground.

"Yo....." She said and turned around to us."We should be heading back now...." She started walking away.

"What about them? Do we leave them there?" Nagihiko pointed to the guys that were knocked out. Amaterasu nodded her head.

We all sighed and started walking off to somewhere.

-Normal POV-

"Greeeeat! Now they have been molested by the H and D!" Ikuto yelled sarcasticly and threw his arms in the air. He kept muttering stuff to his self and stormed out of the Royal Garden.

"We have no idea where they are! Maybe their locked in a prison!" Yaya said worried.

"Or raped!" Ikuto yelled from outside. The guardians all sweat dropped.

"Do we go help them?!" Amu asked everyone looking back and forth from eachother.

"Noooo we just leave them to be chased by the H and D!" Utau yelled sarcasticly. Amu rolled her eyes.

-BEEP BEEP BEEP-

"Who's phone is that?" Kairi asked looking back and forth to everyone.

"Mine!!!" Ikuto yelled and ran back into the Royal Garden.

"Then show us the damn text!" Kukai said impatiently. Ikuto showed his text to everyone that said:

We are heading to the RG right now so don't worry about us.

-Au-chan.

"How did Au-chan get your number?" Amu asked Ikuto.

"I don't know! I think the rapist gave out everyone's numbers in the guardians!"

"No wonder..." everyone murmured.

"WE'RE HERE!!!!!" Neko yelled out. Everyone walked in and looked beat and tired to death.

"What happened while we were gone?" Kirino asked the pinkette with a hint of dizzyness in her voice.

"Oh nothing....maybe we have a fading humpty key and dumpty lock!" Amu spazzed out and threw her lock and Amaterasu who catched it perfectly.

We were all in silence for a moment."WHAT?!" We all yelled at Amu. "Explain." We all demanded.

Ikuto, Kairi, Utau, Amu, and Kukai all sighed.

Vanna: Sorry for the suuupper late chapter! School and yeah.....

Ikuto: Jeez you kept everyone waiting for a long time!

Vanna: I know and you people should review too!