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5 Star Prison!
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Posted 12/20/09
Paraphrased (Well, kinda):

The Justice Center Leoben is a court and prison complex in Leoben in Styria, Austria, With 205 inmates, the prison is fully booked.

And believe me, it's awesome.

You'd actually WANT to go to prison! This five star prison even includes a gym, indoor court and even your own cell comes with its own television. Prison of dreams for the criminals.

Now who said stealing isn't good? [This is sarcasm. Do not. I repeat. DO NOT try stealing at home, or anywhere.]

Now of course you'd be wondering "Oh, so they're getting good treatment while I'm here working my ass off just trying to feed myself! " But c'mon, at least you won't get any criminal records.






Source: http://www.mochaquest.com/i-want-to-go-to-prison-too/
Posted 12/20/09
whoooaa..!!
but i dun want to be a criminal just for that,
my toilet's better =_=
Posted 12/20/09
It's just a front.
Posted 12/20/09
that's ridiculous I thought criminals were supposed to get punished not rewarded
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24 / F / in this psycholog...
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Posted 12/20/09
I still don't want to be imprisoned.
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Posted 12/20/09
oh wow.. but it's still scary living with criminals
Posted 12/20/09
Wow. Jail is still scary though.
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In your ramencup.
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Posted 12/20/09
Those criminals look so happy ...

=____=;;

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Posted 12/20/09
meh, id live there
Posted 12/20/09 , edited 12/20/09
*Imagines*

This would be so cool.. I belong here!! O.o Lol.
Posted 12/20/09
damn...

Well, there is one obvious flaw. The crime rates there will go UP because you just know that once they are released from prison they'll be back

again...
and again...
and again...
Posted 12/20/09


doesn't look like a place where a common criminal would go. either it would be for witness protection or imprisoning druglords, mafia lords, war lords, those kinds of criminals that you don't see everyday. you know... those, rich kind of criminals. probably that prison is well funded by bribes and etc.
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Posted 12/20/09
O.O... Are you sure this is a prison? , Still never going in jail :3
Posted 12/20/09
Is that for real? It's like a .. three star hotel.
Posted 12/20/09 , edited 12/20/09
How are any of them being treated a lesson in a 5 star prison? That's gotta be the most retarded thing I've ever herd. If they get out, they'll just go back and do the same crime.
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