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Healthy masturbation, a message to kids and adults alike.
Posted 12/22/09 , edited 12/22/09


EDIT: Please people, post something logical. If not, then don't post at all. I will edit first post if something is verified or if theres something new

Now I'm sure that most of you guys who have a PC practice masturbation, but have you ever asked yourself "Am I doing it right?". Between the ages 7-11, children discover masturbation through their friends or by themselves and since it is a "private" matter most of them never opened up a conversation about it with their elders.
It is said that humans experience the peak of sexual urges in their teens because they start to develop interest to the opposite sex and their sex organs are about to be mature. The internet is full of teenagers, most of them "get-off" with pornographic material found in abundant sites all over the net. Yes, masturbation is completely normal and healthy but everything should be taken in moderation and anything excessive is bad.

Here are some facts/tips to help you practice healthy masturbation:

1. Doctors suggest that that masturbation should be done three times a week.

2.[For girls]
Female masturbation, if done with deep vaginal stimulation can tear your hymen. And yes, masturbation is normal for girls. lol

3. Excessive masturbation can cause malnutrition. Ever wondered why you're so skinny even if you eat healthy? Well you loose a lot of energy during masturbation (around 50-1500 calories and in some rare cases 2k cal) and you can't eat so much each day to match it.

4.Excessive masturbation can deduce concentration. Exam week? Then try to rest your "thing" for a bit...

5.Excessive masturbation can cause slight depression. It was proven in a survey that having less hormones than normal can cause psychological problems and in most cases it will make you anti-social. D:

6. If something feels wrong, let it rest for a week, if you are still experiencing it after a week don't hesitate to see a doctor.

7. [For boys]
Wet dreams are perfectly normal. It occurs when your fail to masturbate in 6 days (it takes 6 days to reach maximum semen load) so your body acts by itself to relief the load.

8. [For boys]
DO NOT MASTURBATE IN PRONE (face-down) POSITION, IT WILL GIVE YOU TRAUMATIC MASTURBATORY SYNDROME. TMS is the habit of masturbating face-down. Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse. This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations.

9. To avoid excessive masturbation, engage in physical activities do something that will make you relieve stress.


Posted 12/22/09
um...........eww -.-
Posted 12/22/09

mystic17 wrote:

um...........eww -.-


I'd expect a bit more mature response from a 20 year-old.

D:
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Um. Gee. Thanks for sharing.

ETA: Sorry. I know you probably put thought and time into this thread and probably wanted it to be taken seriously, but it's just going to be flooded with guys being douches. |:
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wtf.. i never had #7 even after a month of blue balls..
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Oh wow, I didn't know...any of that. 2,000 calories, huh?
Yes, I have to admit that this thread was a little...surprising, but it's still helpful information none-the-less. Also, expect the immature masses to swarm your thread like the plague.
Posted 12/22/09

gazeraku wrote:


mystic17 wrote:

um...........eww -.-


I'd expect a bit more mature response from a 20 year-old.

D:


that is mature. there's nothing pleasing or mature about that kind of thing anyway.
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interesting thread! lol
i was actually surprised by the 2000 calorie and 6 days thing XP
Posted 12/22/09

mystic17 wrote:


gazeraku wrote:


mystic17 wrote:

um...........eww -.-


I'd expect a bit more mature response from a 20 year-old.

D:


that is mature. there's nothing pleasing or mature about that kind of thing anyway.


Uhm okay.
If that is how you act mature.
D:
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2.[For girls]
Female masturbation, if done with deep vaginal stimulation can tear your hymen (take your virginity). And yes, masturbation is normal for girls. lol


Tearing the hymen is not the same as losing virginity.


3. Excessive masturbation can cause malnutrition. Ever wondered why you're so skinny even if you eat healthy? Well you loose a lot of energy during masturbation (around 2000calories) and you can't eat so much each day to match it.


Unless you're masturbating all day long, I seriously doubt you will lose 2000 Calories.
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Posted 12/22/09
hmm... goood to know! :D
no wonder why im so skinny! XD
Posted 12/22/09

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2.[For girls]
Female masturbation, if done with deep vaginal stimulation can tear your hymen (take your virginity). And yes, masturbation is normal for girls. lol


Tearing the hymen is not the same as losing virginity.


3. Excessive masturbation can cause malnutrition. Ever wondered why you're so skinny even if you eat healthy? Well you loose a lot of energy during masturbation (around 2000calories) and you can't eat so much each day to match it.


Unless you're masturbating all day long, I seriously doubt you will lose 2000 Calories.


What's the difference between having the hymen torn and losing virginity?

And yes a survey indicates that most males prolong their masturbation so 2000 cal lost is the maximum.

thanks for the info.. gonna edit first post..
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Posted 12/22/09

gazeraku wrote:


touchzanaflexpens wrote:


2.[For girls]
Female masturbation, if done with deep vaginal stimulation can tear your hymen (take your virginity). And yes, masturbation is normal for girls. lol


Tearing the hymen is not the same as losing virginity.


3. Excessive masturbation can cause malnutrition. Ever wondered why you're so skinny even if you eat healthy? Well you loose a lot of energy during masturbation (around 2000calories) and you can't eat so much each day to match it.


Unless you're masturbating all day long, I seriously doubt you will lose 2000 Calories.


What's the difference between having the hymen torn and losing virginity?

And yes a survey indicates that most males prolong their masturbation so 2000 cal lost is the maximum.

thanks for the info.. gonna edit first post..



In order to lose your virginity you have to have sex. The hymen can be torn by using tampons, extreme exercise, masturbation, or just natural wearing away. By the time she's a teenager, a good portion of a girl's hymen has worn away.

Wow...then 2000 Calories must be an extreme maximum...are you sure that survey is accurate? >_>

And no problem, lol.
Posted 12/22/09


Wow that seems to be true specially since its from a girl.
And yeah the survey is accurate, the site has 7.2m visitors and at least 50000 active on the surveys.
Posted 12/22/09

manzi wrote:

wtf.. i never had #7 even after a month of blue balls..


you didn't do it....... for a MONTH?
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