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Posted 1/16/10 , edited 1/17/10
BEWARE. ;D
Random..but still action-y entertaining =w=





Pt 1
Paola stared at the stupid looking thing. And kicked it in the tummy. It fell back on its butt and pouted.
“Baka.” Said the 'stupid little thing'.
“So are you!” Come-backed Paola.
“Nu uh!” Come-backed thestupidlittlething.
“Ya-huhhhhhh!” Come-backed Paola.
“YESS HUHHHHHH!” ...Didn't come-back stupidlitthething.
“Wait...” ...stupidlittlethinghadamomentofslowness:D
“AHAHA XD” Paola holds her sides and laughs her butt off.

And then a random ninja poofs from no where.

“Well! Hi there Nincomepoop! :D” Paola said, within a flash she grabs the hilt of her sword and runs it threw the black clothed ninja's gut.

“What now? Seriously. Your the 734897th ninja who's attacked me today. It's getting annoying! I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES DAMN YOU!” Paola raged, which caused her to shove her sword deeper in, and then shoved it out with a smirk as blood splattered everywhere. On her face and clothes.

The stupidlittlething watched stunned on the ground from the puddles of blood which surrounded him. “WATTHEHECK!? WHO ARE YOU!?” He crawled back, or tried to. Like a lobster.

Paola sent him a deadly glare and said, “Paola. The ninja girl who has stalkers that want to bribe her with cookies so she can join their dark side~”



Pt 2
Paolo found a lake nearby and started washing her blood stained face. “Stupidfreaks!” She cupped a handful of water and splashed it on her face, then started rubbing away the blood around her face. “I'm only 15 and fighting off these stalkers!”

The stupid little thing stared wide-eyed at the strange long pink haired girl, “....Tell me again who you are?” He raised the eyebrows.

Paola looked over her shoulder and looked around her bloody clothes. “Ialreadytoldyou! GAH! Do you have spare clothes?!”

The stupid little thing hesitated to say anything.

Paola ran up to him for that and kicked him in the forehead. “DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF!? DO.YOU.HAVE.ANY.EXTRA.CLOTHES!?”

The stupid little thing nodded rapidly and said hastily, “Y-y-yeah! In my Village of ‘Stupid little things!’”

Paola sighed and left a foot print on the stupid little thing's forehead. “Okey dokeyyyy ♥ ...So what are we waiting around for!?” She kicked his butt and he flew up, rubbing it. “TAKEMETOYOURVILLAGE!” Paola demanded like the stupid little thing was her slave, but knowing any second more retarded ninja's are going to pop up.

But strangely, a minute passed and they didn't.

Hmm... maybe they finally realize I DON'T want their cookies!?



Pt 3
The stupid little thing walked in front of Paola and lead the way. Whenever he would slow down, Paolo would kick him into gear. “Hehe. =w= I'm treating you like a slave aren't I?” Paola laughed, but there was kindness in her laugh.

SLT didn't notice that, though. “YEAH YOU ARE T_T” He whined, with his fat peach and round body.

Paola began whistling, moving the strand of hair that fell on her face, and tucking it behind her ear. “Maybe I should consider getting a hair cut?” She talked to herself.

Then, ZOOM. Something blurry moved threw the air, Paola looked up and sighed, “Ninja.” She froze and looked around. The ninja no where in sight.

SLT started freaking out. “OMGWHATWASTHAT!?DIDYOUSEETHAT!?GHOSTTTTTTTTTTT!” He began running in circles around Paola.

Paola raised her fist and punched him down on the head. “SHADDUP! YOUR MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE!”

SLT sat down on the ground and rubbed his assaulted head. A tear slid down his cheek. “Snifff...Sorry...sniff!”

Paola rolled her eyes and began scanning her surroundings. There was a tree. “Maybe your up there hmmm?” She guessed, positioning herself for a high jump on top of the tree, she landed on a long stable branch, and hung on it with both hands. There was a startled scream down from where she was with the SLT. “Crap.” Paolo cursed, jumping down to find SLT being held hostage in the ninja's hold.

“YOUFAIL! Because I don't even care for this stupid thing! Kill it, I don't care.” She said, her right hand slowly and surreptitiously
reached for her sword behind her back...

SLT began thrashing around. “HOWCOULDYOUSAYSUCHCRUELTHINGS!? ITHOUGHTWEWEREFRIENDS!” He cried.

And the ninja laughed. Smiling threw his ninja mask, “Come with me and I won't have to shut this thing up for good.”

Paola laughed her un-caring laugh. And gave the ninja her famous middle finger. “Stupid ass hole! NO ONE tells me what to do!” Paola shouted and charged running up to them with her sword. The ninja didn't move from his spot and SLT continued to squirm, he stared wide-eyed at Paola's running form.

Thinking she would really cut him down in the process to get to the ninja.



Pt 4
SLT shut his eyes closed waiting for his death to come. But his body hit the ground, he was pushed onto the ground. He opened his eyes and found Paola's sword clashing against the ninja's.

She... saved me? TwT...She likes me after all!

SLT crawled back away like the coward he was. And just watched the two.

“Why are you so friggin persistent? Why can't you be as easy to assassinate as the others?!” Paola shouted and wondered, knowing her question will most likely go un-answered anyway. She pushed against his sword, and jumped back a few feet, the ninja followed her, and a quick hand movement to his back hid a second sword.

SLT gasped at the cunning ninja. He had to do SOMETHING to help. “OMGOMGOMGGGGGG! WHAT SHOULD I DO!? FREAK OUT OR HELP!? FREAK OUT OR HELP!? FREAK OUT OR HELP!?” He ran around in small circles... his eyes that were dots caught sight of a branch. “....Hmm.” He picked it up, and threw it at the ninja. It hit the back of his head. He rubbed it for a second and pulled his eye brows together in frustration, since his eyes were the only visible thing you could see on him.

“PAY ATTENTION!” Paola shouted, regarding the two swords, she stabbed him, and suddenly transformed into a log.

“YAY WIN! <3” SLT cheered, fists pumping.

The ninja had turned into a log apparently, “Mehh.” Paola sighed, looking up to find the ninja over her head, she jumped side ways out of the way and dug her pockets for her shurikens, she positioned her left foot slightly ahead of the right, and gripped one point between her thumb and forefinger, and it darted toward the ninja. She threw more and more after seeing him block all of them with his ninja claw.

“CAN YOU JUST DIE!?”

SLT found a rock, a big one. He grunted when he picked it up over his head with his stick hands, and, threw it at the ninja. It hit the side of his head. Since he clearly didn't see it coming...

“o_o...Umm.” Paola hesitated, the ninja was rendered unconscious.

“NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!” SLT ran to Paola side, looking up at her confused.

“No, let's torture him! Or make him tell me why all these freaks REALLY want me so bad!”

E-Evil... STL thought with a shudder.



Pt 5
STL, being the awesome weird thing found rope and tied the freak ninja around the tree, he made a pretty bow just behind the tree. “There's no way he'll escape now. ♥” SLT told Paola, who didn't look assured.

She paced around the unconscious ninja and tree. Inspecting the rope was tight enough. “It won't hold him for long. Crazy ninja's like this are... well, crazy and ...pft, I'm just better at everything.”

SLT looked at the cocky Paola as she sat crossed legged in front of the ninja. “Is that wise?”

“Don't care. He's all tied up and stuff. Unless he somehow manages to reach into his pockets and get out a pointy object to cut the rope...”

SLT began to hyperventilate. “WHAT!?” he scurried to the back of the tree and tightened the bow more and more. His small stick hands failing. “T^T Fail...” He fell to his stick knees and sighed exhaustively.

Paola took a good look at the Ninja. His eyes were closed. His whole body had been clothed with black ninja clothing, she had no idea where he was from. All but his eye brows and eyes were visible to the naked eye. “I forget... what eye color did he have?” Paola pondered, setting her elbow to her knee and her finger to her chin.

“Uh... kinda too busy NOT to get killed to notice! O_O”

Paola sweat dropped and laughed. “Right~”

She noticed a red substance at the side of his head seeping through his mask. It had been where the rock hit his head right? “Crap...! Can't have him dying on me from blood loss now can we?”

She stood up and walked closer to the ninja, tearing a piece of her fabric from her arm.

“ARE YOU ON CRACK, PAOLA?!” SLT yelled, flailing his stick arms about.

“WHAT!? If he dies then I may never know why the hell they stalk me!” She shouted, easily being short-tempered.

She took careful steps, quite, like a ninja, and patted the fabric onto the side of his head. “There, there =w= You'll be okay now.”

She's on crack... she's definitely on something! SLT's jaw dropped, and he gasped when the ninja awakened and sliced the rope with a kunai, hand reaching for Paola's throat.



Pt 6
SLT, of course, started running around in circles freaking out.

“OMGWHATDOIDO!? RUNAWAYORSCREAMRUNAWAYORSCREAM!?RUNAWAYORSCREAM!?RUNNNNAWAAAAAYYYY!” And none of those things would help =w=

Paola’s blood boiled, she scowled furiously, and tried reaching for her pockets, her other hand on the ninja’s wrist. “Let.Go.Freak!” She threatened, while she was being choked, the ninja’s claw pierced into her neck in the process. Blood dripping down her neck.

“Make.Me.” He tested her, casting a hard glance.

SLT stopped running around in circles and looked at the situation. “OH I’LL MAKE YOU WHEN I THROW ANOTHER ROCK AT YOUUUU!” SLT shouted bravely… from afar.

Paola successfully reached into her pocket and felt a shuriken; she threw it at the ninja, striking him in the shoulder which held his hand to her throat. He screamed and held it, still sitting under the tree.

“Why you little-” Paola felt like throwing another and another, but she knew better than to kill someone she just wanted to torture. :D.

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!” SLT came out of nowhere and beep-ed out Paola’s next word.

“I wasn’t gonna say anything, stupid!” Paola growled, which caused SLT to hide behind the tree again. Paola reached up to her neck, and her hand came away sticky and wet with blood. “I change my mind. I just wanna kill him dead.”

SLT laughed forcingly behind the tree. Hiding his face in his stick hands. I SO need to stop hanging around her before I get myself killed…

Paola pointed her sword at the stupid ninja’s throat, “Ready to die?” She asked, at least asking before she actually does it.

“Then how will you REALLY know the TRUTH?”

“I’ll tie up another ninja and force him to tell me.” She shrugged easily.

“Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.”

“=_=”

She poked his throat with her sword. “Also, tell your stupid who ever the hell is ordering all these ninja’s that I DON’T want their cookies!”

Why is she even asking this of me? I thought she was going to kill me right now. Heh.

“BUT THEY’RE CHOCOLATE CHIP!”

“IDONTCARE.” Paola put more pressure on the poke, and that lead the ninja’s head to come into contact with the tree.


SLT pointed straight ahead and said plainly, “Ummm… not to ruin your fun Paola, but there’s like, an army of ninja over there. =w=”


MORE LATER >:D


Pic of SLT (Stupid little thing) :D
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LMAO WTH? xD
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its awesome i know :3
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LOL OMG XD
hilarious =w=
The Stupidlittlething is a person right? =w=
lol that last thought is great =w=


I'll add this to the story list on wednesday or thursday. I haven't been keeping it up to date because I've been busy DX too much homework and studying and exams are this week DX
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XDD
nehhh~ he ish a... round..peach color thingy o-o
SOME CREATURE~ XD
lol <3

& OKIEDOKE >D
i understand laziness & business owo
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lol a round peach thing??!? XDDD
nice =w=

haha I gues laziness is a part of it ;D
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YESROUNDPEACHBODY :D
Did yee NOT see teh pic i drew of him? =w=
LMAO <333

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slt looks...retarded. LOL
SLT Has problemss
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LOL guyss xD
i added another pic of teh retarded thing
omo <3
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LOL guyss xD
i added another pic of teh retarded thing
omo <3


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xD

Updated > w<
SLT SAVED TEH DAYYYYY~ XD
Lol i wanna call him Salt so bad =w=
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stupid
annoying
little
baldy?
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LOL x]
be
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