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Funniest thing you've seen happen in real life
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Posted 9/1/09
There was these bunch of men around their late 30s in a jeep. The driver parked in the middle of the narrow neighborhood road, the street where my friend lives. The windows were wide open and the driver got out of his car and went to the back seat to where the others were. My friend giggled and told me to look. I didn't know what she was talking about until she pointed at the window. There was a fairly medium size t.v screen with a dick going up and down..........
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Posted 9/1/09
Circus elephant pee'd buckets of piss on the audience during a show.....that goodness i bought the cheap seats.....lol it was like a huge hose.....
Posted 9/1/09

dogwitch wrote:

a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.





hahaha...

this is sick....
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Posted 9/7/09 , edited 9/7/09
for me erm..when it's our first day of school..my gym teacher told us to do a movement then tell your name and the next person should do what you did..when my classmate stood up in front of everyone,he flipped but suddenly he slipped ..we were like OMG..SHOW OFF MUCH!!? lol...i laughed in the inside..lols poor him..
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my best friend.
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Posted 9/7/09
I can't remember the funniest ._. but yea...
So my aunt asked me to hold her salad (from pizza hut), without knowing there was a mini hump on the pavement, I fell and hit my face to the ground (bled a little). She was like "OMG! my pizza"so yea...

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My classmate "Jasper"
I mean seriously, he stresses EVERY word whenever he talk.He also pause in a stupid way. >.>
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This might not be funny now, but to my then seven-year old mind it was hilarious.

My mom dragged us to the mall so she could buy some make-up.
Just as we were leaving some guy tried to run out of the building with a bunch of stolen stuff.
A cop came running around the corner and started chasing after him
The cop caught up with him and slammed him into a glass window.
The best part? The cop had a doughnut in his hand the whole time.
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Posted 9/7/09
lol wen people in new york froze in train station , funny like helL xD
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Posted 9/12/09
this thing happened yesterday at school.

this thing happened to claa.
she was standing on the amphitheater and i was sitting beside her.
then suddenly, she talked about my friend's sister who is very annoying.

then, when we're halfway of talking about her, she appears suddenly beside claa
then she looked left and she was just like so freaked out and she said : "Buset!"
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the thing funny is : the way she freaked out & she said "Buset!"

note : 'Buset' in english is Bullsh*t.
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Posted 9/12/09
it was last day of year 10 so me and my friend were skipping class and hiding in the toilet ...then the lights went off and there were no windows so the room was completely dark...man we were so freaked out at that time and scared to death...that was like one of the longest hour of my life......now that i think back it was pretty darn funny...LOL
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Posted 9/12/09 , edited 9/12/09
When my brother broke his computer & crashed his car on the same day. I should have felt bad but the entire day I had my face planted in my pillow giggling.

It was like a thunderbolt from god and if that wasn't enough his cell phone was left in the car when it got towed effectively isolating him from the rest of the world in a single day.
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Posted 9/12/09
Our English teachers danced 'Nobody' by Wonder girls
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lol, i cant remember then all, here's a few i can remember at the moment

when water came out my classmates nose

When a bunch of us were hiking on thing muddy mountain and my friend stepped on mud. Her shoe got sucked in by d mud and we had to pull it out.
Same hiking trip, a lot of cow crap around, so whenever any of us steps on some (it's either mud or crap on that mountain) the victim would scream "oh crap crap crap not again!" (all our shoes turned an unreversable brown after)
Still same hiking, we were all thirsty and most of us tried this new energy drink so like ten of us drank out of the same bottle (ew but funny)
We went swimming (a lake was our goal in hiking, we had to climb to get back home) and like 3 friend started getting cramps one after another, so no one can help 2 other friends get on solid ground, they were like pulling each other down for air.

haha good times we had in one day of dirty hiking (my shoes are still brown)
Posted 9/10/11 , edited 9/10/11
YES! i found the topic i was looking for. i love a good laugh!

so far, the funniest thing i saw was when a car was in front of us, and there was a baby by that car's door. so the baby unlocked the door and he flew out the car. i was laughing because he ran across the highway, but i was also scared as well because there were a lot a cars and he would've gotten hit.....but i was laughing even more when i saw the baby speed running and dodging all those cars. those fast little legs were a roll! ran like road runner there!
Posted 9/10/11

Kamek20XX wrote:

YES! i found the topic i was looking for. i love a good laugh!

so far, the funniest thing i saw was when a car was in front of us, and there was a baby by that car's door. so the baby unlocked the door and he flew out the car. i was laughing because he ran across the highway, but i was also scared as well because there were a lot a cars and he would've gotten hit.....but i was laughing even more when i saw the baby speed running and dodging all those cars. those fast little legs were a roll! ran like road runner there!


POOR BABY D< but still thats hilarious LOL.

i basically laugh at everything stupid.
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