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Funniest thing you've seen happen in real life
Posted 9/10/11
Um....I seen someone fall down the stairs like a basketball.
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Posted 9/10/11
Well, this one time my girlfriend stood up near the fountain at the mall and randomly yelled "QUACK!".
Posted 9/15/11
Oh God where do I begin?!

At Freshers when I first started college, we were partying and someone handed out a flyer to "The sex shop party" so we were like "Ok we'll go to the sex shop party..." ended up in the sex shop and they were handing out freebies and there were people dancing in kinky costumes and it was all very strange. There was free booze though so y'know...anyway, one of the freebies was a bottle of lube and I accidentally squirted mine when I opened it for fun and it landed on the floor and my friend slipped in the lube glass of champagne in one hand and a cupcake in the other and went flying into this gimp who landed on top of her and licked the cupcake off her face! I was pissing myself laughing and I later said "Only you could slip on lube in a sex shop with a glass of champers and a cupcake in your hand." Gets herself into all sorts of shenanigans.

I've also seen some pretty funny falling-overs in my time that made me LMAO at the time, but it won't be as funny coz you'd have to be there to see it sort of thing.
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Posted 9/15/11
My dad (usually very dramatic and calculated in his movements) baked in home depot, walking into a wall, then a pillar. It couldn't help laughing at that.

Once I was messing around with my husband, in a Target, and groped him.....a lady, with her infant in her cart, was staring open mouthed at the display while walking along and she ran the cart into a pillar, pretty hard. XD

A girl I knew unintentionally farted extremely loud, in a library, turned bright red and walked away.

My mother-in-law picking up the phone for a prank caller ..... IF YOU GET A CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER FIVE TIMES IN A ROW why the hell would you still keep picking up and expecting it not to be the same thing? "Hellooo......who's thereee.....? Helllloo??" Ugh. D: Even while they're mocking her, cause she just doesn't get it I guess.
Also it's funny as hell when that women is in a car, gets distracted, and has to break quickly.....she makes the loudest most exaggerated death-squeal. O.o
Posted 9/15/11 , edited 9/15/11
This itty-bitty, little munchkin of a girl runs up to the door of an immense SUV, grabs the door handle, but lacks the leverage to swing the door open, so she dangles there immobile and pleads, "Open da doooooooorrrr!"

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Posted 9/15/11
Funniest in my whole life...I can't really decide but yesterday this fat man was singing fireworks by katy perry. I cracked up so hard I had to scratch myself for me to breathe.
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Posted 9/15/11
A girl getting kicked in the crotch and reacted like a guy.
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