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what will you do if you found out that your gf/bf is "two-timing(ing)" you?
Posted 2/11/10
u should cut off his balls and d*ck and then feed them to dogs, don't do anything bad
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smil3es wrote:
How did you get back at him? Lol. With your violence?


Ohh goodness no, those are for my bf's ONLY
I handle the less fortunate much differently lmao
Me and my friend were acting like everything was cool one dayafter school and told him we could carry him down the stairs he let us pick him and and we carried him down the stairs and into a trashcan, first time we trashcanned a senior lmfao it wasnt THAT funny until he got out the trashcan...
there was ketchup on his shorts from some burger and I made a joke saying it was his time of the month and Jarvie heard us telling everyone so they all dog him now lol my friend took a pic on her phone kept it for us to laugh at on our way home haha


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I'll kill him..
Posted 2/11/10
I'd approach him, slap him across the face and say "Keep your whore, she'll never be as good as me, your loss...." *walks off*

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Did he had sex with that woman?



its impossible they didnt.
i know they did. he admitted once.



...that means he's cheating and that he's an obvious waste of time (no offense to him) not tryin to be mean but would you rather feel like a fool and stay with him and be bumed or feel like a fool go out with someone better and forget his sorry ass? I know i sound harsh but i was in this situation and I was best friends with my bf before we dated now we cant stand eachother cause I stayed with him so long it just became bitter and I hated being around him.
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Posted 2/11/10
tsk. tsk. So many suggestions for violence. Don't you guys know that revenge is a dish best served cold?

If the person in question told you up front that your relationship was not going to be exclusive, and you got involved with that person anyway, then you can't take "revenge". You went into it with your eyes open.

For all other cases, here is what you do:

Pack up all of his/her stuff and place it where he/she won't immediately look. You may want to invite a friend or family member over for the main event to take pictures if the person becomes violent to yourself or your property. (you can sue them later, or get them thrown in the slammer - which is its own kind of revenge) You will also need a picture of all items that you are returning to the person, and a picture of the person receiving them. (this will prevent them from later suing YOU).

Now, make the person a nice cup of tea and explain to them that you are now breaking up with them and that you have their stuff all ready to go. The eviction is immediate. Be very calm and even tempered when you do this. If the person doesn't really want to be there at all, they will get their stuff and go. Human nature, being what it is however, will probably mean that they will ask why you are dumping them.

You say: "I guess I'm going to have to give it to you straight. I've met someone else that I like better. I've known that our relationship on your end hasn't been exclusive for quite some time now, but I thought that I should keep you around as a placeholder until I found someone who was more of what I wanted. Now that I have him/her, I don't have to settle anymore. I figured since you have this/these other person/people in your life, it will be easy for you to move on."

Make sure to maintain a pleasant and calm demeanor. They can deny all they want, but if you have REAL evidence, deep down they will know what they did. Confronting them with the evidence in a gross, emotional display will let them know you are upset, and it actually puts THEM in the power position. You don't want that. You want to remain cool and distant. This will put YOU in the power position, and they will always wonder why they didn't "measure up". People like this have huge egos, and look at themselves a great "players". If they think you really loved them, and are upset that ultimately just feeds their ego. If they think that you regarded them as someone you "settled" for, or a "placeholder", their egos will definitely be bruised. For a LONG time. This is revenge at its sweetest.

Try to cheerfully evict the person and their stuff from your premises as quickly as possible. Politely attempt to get them to sign a waiver stating that they have received all their property. Any argument that this person may raise should be responded to by calmly saying "That is irrelevant to the situation at hand. Let's just make a clean break now". If you see the person in the future, be polite but disinterested. Smile. This will stick with them. For a long time. It will eat away at them like a slow growing tumor. The sweetest revenge is always long lasting (and legal!).

Good luck.
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Posted 2/11/10
here is what you do. Grow a spine and kick him to the curb its that simple. More then likely he will never tell you the truth atleast not at the moment. If you kick him to the curb and he comes back admitting it and is sincere then maybe give him another chance but chances are he wont come back at all so just move on.
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Wow. Reading that was...enlightening. Aren't you someone not to mess with? XD Nice answer. You receive an A grade. *Claps*
Although, I wouldn't do that. I might still use some of your lovely points but yeah--don't think I'll have to worry about this problem.

To the thread starter: Leave him, at least for the time being. He deserves not your presence. *Pats* He's a total jerk...
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Posted 2/13/10 , edited 2/13/10

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missnthrope, thank you.
actually i did that "confrontation in a very polite manner" and it put me to POWER...
that was effective. and it was just last night :)
now we're friends. so nice. no grudges no hard feelings.
we agreed to be the same together but of course 'no committed title'
i cant handle the a violent revenge whatsoever.
despite the fact that he cheated, two-timed, whatever,. i cant consider myself a super giant fool. :)
he told me he cant defend himself cuz he knows he's wrong.and he said he didnt mean it, temptation and mistakes.
now we're more open to each other.
hope everything goes well.
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Posted 2/13/10 , edited 2/13/10
Vengence, do the same and have some fun while at it... .....

or kik balls inside out and make himself a manjina....
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Posted 2/13/10

Fortuna wrote:



Wow. Reading that was...enlightening. Aren't you someone not to mess with? XD Nice answer. You receive an A grade. *Claps*
Although, I wouldn't do that. I might still use some of your lovely points but yeah--don't think I'll have to worry about this problem.

To the thread starter: Leave him, at least for the time being. He deserves not your presence. *Pats* He's a total jerk...


honestly people will regard me as a giant fool if they knew "what!! he cheated on you, two-timed you yet still go with him as 'friends'? wtf!!"
yea people will be like that.
yes, i LEFT him as a boyfriend but NOT as a friend. :))
its quite funny how he regrets or think stuff, he went to a far place, says he wont txt anymore and show himself again yet he's always the one doing the first move hehe.. :))
thanks
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Posted 2/13/10
I got two-timed once..my ex-ex-ex boyfriend had sex with a girl on the beach, while drunk in New Zealand,

It made me feel like shit and I cried :/
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Posted 2/13/10

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smil3es wrote:
How did you get back at him? Lol. With your violence?


Ohh goodness no, those are for my bf's ONLY
I handle the less fortunate much differently lmao
Me and my friend were acting like everything was cool one dayafter school and told him we could carry him down the stairs he let us pick him and and we carried him down the stairs and into a trashcan, first time we trashcanned a senior lmfao it wasnt THAT funny until he got out the trashcan...
there was ketchup on his shorts from some burger and I made a joke saying it was his time of the month and Jarvie heard us telling everyone so they all dog him now lol my friend took a pic on her phone kept it for us to laugh at on our way home haha




Lol nice! hahaha
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Posted 2/13/10

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Vengence, do the same and have some fun while at it... .....

or kik balls inside out and make himself a manjina....


I like you haha(not literally), thats the same thing I said! :D...oh well the "Vengeance" part
not the manjina part hahaha but thats a nice twist to it lmao
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Posted 2/13/10
Oh my.....if MY boyfriend cheated on me....only God himself will be able to rescue him from me O_O
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