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A Laugh A Day
Posted 2/17/10
do you know it takes 17 muscles to smile yet 43 muscles to frown?<--correct me if I am wrong :)

do you know people say: if you laugh 3 times a day keeps your family doctor away? (ok... i make tat up.... it was from my mom XD )
but FACTS: laugh have the ability to cope with major illness and the stress of life's problems. also bring balance to all the components of the immune system, which helps us fight off diseases. ^^ so :)

>>>>>SO THIS THREAD IS FOR YOU TO RELAX AND LAUGH AWAY<<<<<

p.s. Do you also know a person who studies laughter is called a Gelotologist ^^
--> I didnt know there was such occupation :)

hm........
1st attempt

A boy wrote this letter home from Camp:
Drear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t Wi$he$
Your $on $ammy

His parents wrote back:
Dear Sammy:
NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw. Love, Mom and Dad

2nd attempt

Counselor: how did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Jimmy: I bent over to smell a brose.
Counselor: There is no b in rose.
Jimmy held up a rose: There was in this one.

haha..... hope that make you laugh
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Posted 2/17/10
That was funneh :)

This joke still makes me laugh

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Posted 2/17/10

Shohee wrote:

That was funneh :)

This joke still makes me laugh



Ahaha, funny xD

Anything with TWSS ;D [thats what she said] references are funny, although inappropriate. Ex: [with my friend at the mall]

Samantha- "I always need bigger sizes ugh."
Me- "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
Samantha- "OH MY GOD HELEN! HAHAHA XD"
Me- "-sigh-, what a shame, you can't appreciate them in the sizes they come in, can you? D:<"

xD
Posted 2/17/10
I learned that years ago forgot some of it though .__.
sadly I researched the info for the accurate number it takes for frowning & found different answers. The range people said was 41-50 muscles within the face to frown. I think its 41 or 45 :3
Posted 2/17/10
LOL

Friend: Why aren't you naked?
Me: I dunno...why are you naked?
Friend: I think you should get naked...look at me I'm having the time of my life!
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Posted 2/17/10 , edited 2/19/10
LOL i like this forum
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Posted 2/20/10
yea, it did ! nice thread!
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Posted 2/20/10
Actually no >.< but I like this thread I try to laugh nearly everyday x)
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Posted 2/20/10
I always smile everyday.

Here's what happens everyday.

Someone: Hi/Hello
Me: =D?
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Posted 2/20/10
I heard this jokes from somewhere.Here is the translation in English
First jokes:
A robber went inside the bank to get the money. He forgot to wear his mask. He ask a man if he saw his face, he man replied "yes" and the robber shot him. He ask another guy if he saw his face and the guy said "yes" and the robber shot him. The robber ask the third man if he saw his face and he said "No! But my wife saw your face"

Second Jokes:
A couple moved into their new house. In their bedroom there was a big window with no curtain. The wife said " Honey you should buy a curtain for the window because what if I change my clothes and the neighbor might see me" . The husband replied" Don't worry. I they don't like they can just buy their own curtain for their window.
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Posted 2/20/10
lol, I feel so happy the family doctor will be staying away :O
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Posted 2/20/10 , edited 2/20/10
i got some jokes
first one:
Everyone on earth dies and goes to heaven. God tell all the men who have been abusing their wives to line up to his right and the ones who have been abused BY their wives to stand to the left. Then God takes all the women to pass through the pearly gates. When he comes back he sees all the men standing to the left line and only one in the right. God get a annoyed and says
"What is wrong with you men why have you let your wifes bully you around? You should be ashamed of yourselves." God then points to the only man on his right. "Now look at him he obivously knows what he is doing. How did you do it."
The man looks to God and says "My wife told me to stand here."

second joke:
Little Sara ran home one day yelling excitedly for her mom.
"MOMMY MOMMY! I got 10 dollars!"
"How'd you get 10 dollars?" her mom asked.
"Jimmy and his friend told me he'd give me 10 dollars if I did a car wheel while he sat up on a tree."
"Oh Sara you know he tricked you so he could see your panties. If he asks you again don't do it."
"Alright mommy."
The next day Sara came home yelling again about getting another 10 dollars.
"Sara didn't I tell you that you should do that. He only wants to see your panties."
"No no mommy I tricked him this time. I didn't wear any panties!"
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Posted 2/20/10
Oh...omg! i laugh more than 3 times day! XD
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Posted 3/13/10
i dunno if you guys will underestand this but here it goes..

knock knock
whos there
i eat mop
i eat my mop who??

answer: (this is what it sounds like...)
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