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A Laugh A Day
Posted 3/13/10
My face is relaxed most of the time.
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I smile too much and its made dimples in my face.
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i wud post some good jokes, but some ppl might get offended....
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The mafia leader found out that his deaf book keeper had embezzled 100 thousand dollars. So he hired a sign language translator to ask him where the money was. The Book keeper responded back he had no idea where it was. When the translator told the leader he did not know, the leader got impatient, put a gun to the book keeper's head and said to the translator, "why don't you ask him now?" then the book keeper said Ok Ok the money is hidden under the tree in my back yard. When the Mafia leader asked what the book keeper said, the translator said, "Oh he said you didn't have the guts to pull the trigger".
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Posted 3/13/10 , edited 3/13/10

LemonyPanda wrote:

The mafia leader found out that his deaf book keeper had embezzled 100 thousand dollars. So he hired a sign language translator to ask him where the money was. The Book keeper responded back he had no idea where it was. When the translator told the leader he did not know, the leader got impatient, put a gun to the book keeper's head and said to the translator, "why don't you ask him now?" then the book keeper said Ok Ok the money is hidden under the tree in my back yard. When the Mafia leader asked what the book keeper said, the translator said, "Oh he said you didn't have the guts to pull the trigger".


That's one smartass book-keeper, for either reason he lied xD



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Posted 3/13/10
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

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Posted 3/13/10
A man speaks frantically into the phone.
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
The doctor queries, "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This, is her HUSBAND!"
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Posted 3/14/10
Isn't this like a joke thread?
General Jokes Thread
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-1671/general-jokes-thread/
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^ Yep, it is.

Guys, please keep all your jokes to the General Jokes Thread and just share them there.
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