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Woman Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On Him
Posted 3/17/10
Even though this topic is old (about two months), I still found this too hilarious to pass up:

CLEVELAND, Ohio (CBS/WOIO) An obese woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him will not serve any time behind bars.

Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter on Wednesday and was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service, according to CBS affiliate WOIO.

Landingham, who was believed to weigh over 300 pounds at the time of the Aug. 2009 incident, sat on Mikal Middleton-Bey as he was face first on the couch.

According to her lawyer, there was a history of domestic abuse between Landingham and her boyfriend, FOX News reports.

Investigators say the victim was 5'10" tall and weighed 126 pounds. Landingham is 5'9" tall.

A police scale that went up to 350 pounds wasn't enough to accurately weigh the Cleveland woman, according to the affiliate.

http://newsone.com/nation/associated-press/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/comment-page-3/#comment-962772

What a horrible way to die: having your face mushed by an over 300 pound women. That's more than a baby elephant.
Posted 3/17/10
He should be content, his death made many laugh
Posted 3/17/10 , edited 3/17/10

LosingOrbit wrote:

A police scale that went up to 350 pounds wasn't enough to accurately weigh the Cleveland woman, according to the affiliate.


Dear lord... I kinda wonder how much she actually weighs.

That sounds like a very uncomfortable way to die.
Posted 3/17/10
............Wow sucks she didn't get any time. maybe he should have bit her?
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
This is exactly why I stick around the general forums. This critical rabbit just can't miss out on the hilarious topics.
Also... Solution to problem... FATTIES GET OFF THE TWINKIES!!!! With that note this whole murdering problem should soon go away.
Posted 3/17/10 , edited 3/17/10

mystic17 wrote:

............Wow sucks she didn't get any time. maybe he should have bit her?


He was lying face-down, or he probably would've tried to.


...if his teeth weren't crushed first
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Posted 3/17/10
this is horrible. She should go to jail if she sat on him deliberately.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
This is exactly why I stick around the general forums. This critical rabbit just can't miss out on the hilarious topics.
Also... Solution to problem... FATTIES GET OFF THE TWINKIES!!!! With that note this whole murdering problem should soon go away.


I have to admit, I laughed for at least 3 mins.
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Playingfour6andtoo wrote:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
This is exactly why I stick around the general forums. This critical rabbit just can't miss out on the hilarious topics.
Also... Solution to problem... FATTIES GET OFF THE TWINKIES!!!! With that note this whole murdering problem should soon go away.


lol geez, you seem to enjoy this a little too much XD
This is a hilariously sad way to die...
Posted 3/17/10

goodbyesoup wrote:


He was lying face-down, or he probably would've tried to.


...if his teeth weren't crushed first


gee I kinda pictured that
Posted 3/17/10
Okay, you guys are seriously morbid. Someone died.. DIED! .....rofl.

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stareye_pink wrote:

Okay, you guys are seriously morbid. Someone died.. DIED! .....rofl.



Hey it's not our fault that the death was hilariously moronic and that the person who murdered the victim was... well... a fat moron. This Critical Rabbit must question and laugh when seeing information like this.
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Posted 3/17/10
lol this is so bad yet funny at the same time.
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Posted 3/18/10
In fairness, the guy had little chance. She was nearly as tall as him and must have been at least 3 times his weight.

He'd have come off better against a pro wrestler. :X
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Posted 3/18/10
So, fat people can kill someone just by sitting on them and not go to jail
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