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Go to the dentist only when it's critical T-T
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There is no limit on how unreliable the US Postal Services can become.
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Thursday still faithfully follows Wednesday every week just as Wednesday judiciously precedes Thursday. God, talk about co-dependency. What ever happened to rugged individualism?
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nowadays common sense is so rare it is considered a super power
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Dolphins will pull you into the ocean with their flying penises and gang bang you i kid you not.. this is true http://www.aardvarknyc.com/about/dolphins-rape-people/ http://emtoast.com/?p=1925 |
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Polotics + Goverment = they just want your money.
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Polotics + Goverment = they just want your money. because masuzuchan told me ^
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That I am thankful for that one kid at my work that decides to brighten my day with his oddities.
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Winterfells wrote:
There is no limit on how unreliable the US Postal Services can become.
this man tells the truth. sometimes they fail to deliver my JUMP, and i file compliaints!
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Me learned headband hurt cranium.  |
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Hah. I learned something new. Dolphin gang rape and underwater rape caves. That's really believable. Yep.
Victim says:
September 10, 2012 at 12:29 am
The sad thing is that this really happens. I know. It happened to me. In my case, it was not forcible rape, as told to me by republicans.
My drink was drugged by a dolphin, but I must have wanted it somehow, because I am pregnant. And a raping dolphin is the father.
I know that if it was legitimate rape my body would have shut down my reproductive system. Now I have to raise it, seeing in my baby’s eyes and his fins, that monster that took me.
& worse, knowing that I wanted it. I must like a prehensile penis, in my deepest darkest places that I am afraid to look in.
The shame.
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I learned that you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometime...you'll find.. YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.
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Shrapnel893 wrote:
Hah. I learned something new. Dolphin gang rape and underwater rape caves. That's really believable. Yep.
Victim says:
September 10, 2012 at 12:29 am
The sad thing is that this really happens. I know. It happened to me. In my case, it was not forcible rape, as told to me by republicans.
My drink was drugged by a dolphin, but I must have wanted it somehow, because I am pregnant. And a raping dolphin is the father.
I know that if it was legitimate rape my body would have shut down my reproductive system. Now I have to raise it, seeing in my baby’s eyes and his fins, that monster that took me.
& worse, knowing that I wanted it. I must like a prehensile penis, in my deepest darkest places that I am afraid to look in.
The shame.
hey i was just trying to lighten the mood here.. i've actually read an article on the huffington post about a legit dolphin rape i've tried for ages to search for a few proper articles online however living in china without a vpn means many websites for periods of times are blocked to me which kind of sucks >.<
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mau5undead wrote:
Shrapnel893 wrote:
Hah. I learned something new. Dolphin gang rape and underwater rape caves. That's really believable. Yep.
Victim says:
September 10, 2012 at 12:29 am
The sad thing is that this really happens. I know. It happened to me. In my case, it was not forcible rape, as told to me by republicans.
My drink was drugged by a dolphin, but I must have wanted it somehow, because I am pregnant. And a raping dolphin is the father.
I know that if it was legitimate rape my body would have shut down my reproductive system. Now I have to raise it, seeing in my baby’s eyes and his fins, that monster that took me.
& worse, knowing that I wanted it. I must like a prehensile penis, in my deepest darkest places that I am afraid to look in.
The shame.
hey i was just trying to lighten the mood here.. i've actually read an article on the huffington post about a legit dolphin rape i've tried for ages to search for a few proper articles online however living in china without a vpn means many websites for periods of times are blocked to me which kind of sucks >.<
I know you were. I actually thought it was funny, it lightened my gloomy mood. Thanks. Living in China, I wish I could. Just to look at Pear Blossoms. Beautiful flower. First heard about one in the book The Good Earth. The character Pear Blossom was my favorite character from that book not surprisingly. Anyway, personally I'd rather not have a computer with a high speed internet connection and 1 TB of memory, if we could switch that'd be pretty cool wouldn't ya think?
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hoes wont want you till your hot then they will be all on you.
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