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Posted 3/22/10 , edited 3/22/10
This post is about unofficial visitors who don't get the message to leave you alone. They even start knocking on your windows. I once had this person who knew I was in the home and that I didn't want to open the door, believe it or not this person peered through my curtains and to my shock and awe it was a pertinacious salesman offering me broadband deals from my bedroom window. Told him to get lost and that I had a better broadband deal than he could ever offer me.

Lordly, lord have you ever come across these type of people who harangue your doors and windows with there frequent unerring knocking whom you wish would just leave you alone.

Though it'd totally be different if it was an attractive female offering me broadband from my bedroom window, I'd have a few offers of my own. Don't think me a pervert ladies you all have dirty thoughts of those attractive maintenance guys fixing your home, don't you...
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Posted 3/22/10

Don't think me a pervert ladies you all have dirty thoughts of those attractive maintenance guys fixing your home, don't you...


When i think of that. I think of a fat Italian (no offense) plumber named Mario and I don't want to look at that my whole 2 hours or so.
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Posted 3/22/10
lol, and your personal message is - "For the love of god leave me some privacy." :P

I hate it when guests drop in unexpectedly, especially relatives. I get bored to death entertaining them.
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'Lordly' ?

Whenever people come over, I hide in my room.. Don't you just hate it when you have to put on a bra.
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Posted 3/22/10
Neighbors.. incessant knocking, intrusively peering in through windows, venturing around the backyard. Be Gone!
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Posted 3/22/10
hahaha entertaining relatives is never fun unless your that close to them,
unwanted visitors like salesman and stuff is annoying, its basically saying "I work so hard to go on every door just sell this so if you dont buy it you are an evil witch"
thats how i feel anyway >_>
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Posted 3/22/10
I hate it when salesmen come knocking and I have to release the bees on them... Its really hard getting those bees back to their hive headquarters...


Shohee wrote:


Don't think me a pervert ladies you all have dirty thoughts of those attractive maintenance guys fixing your home, don't you...


When i think of that. I think of a fat Italian (no offense) plumber named Mario and I don't want to look at that my whole 2 hours or so.


Dude, Mario is ripped, how do you think he runs without getting tired and flips all over the place and shit? He wears a bullet-prof vest to protect him from his only weakness... Bullets...
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Posted 3/22/10
No. If something like that happens, I would just call the police and tell them there's a thief around my house.
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Posted 3/22/10
Sounds like the Jehovahs Witnesses.

I'll go get the wine. >:3
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Posted 3/22/10
Lol I would sue him for sexual harassment and robbery but still as stated if it was a girl I would tell her that and give her options I lied 3% chance I would but still I would cuss him off at the least.
Posted 3/22/10 , edited 3/28/10
I stumbled across this song from down under, who ever knew I'd find a song that I could truly relate to, encompassing my phobia of unofficial visits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA
Check it out and make a reply if this song touches upon your suffering at the hands of the unwanted transient. I'm here for you we can talk if you need it. Please don't be shy to vent your spleen.
Posted 3/22/10 , edited 3/26/10

makimaki_sataandagi wrote:



Whenever people come over, I hide in my room.. Don't you just hate it when you have to put on a bra.


You made me a little excited. Who knew a 69 year old lady would do it for me . You learn something everyday.

Sorry readers that you had to see me twice in a row like this. I just like to be active in my posts. Though I do feel like I breached some holy writ for double posting. I feel so naughty.
Posted 3/22/10
My mom used to have this friend named Melessa in the Army (she moved to California) and everyday she would constantly come over, even when my mother wasn't home. She even had the nerve to sit in our home and wait until she got back. My grandmother, who will voice her opinion no matter what, was not comfortable and told her to leave numerous of times.

She would even knock on the windows. It became so tiring to the point where we wanted to jump her.
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Like those people who go door to door trying to sell their religion? To get you to join their church in stuff? See, I don't have a problem with those people. In fact, for me, they are pure entertainment. I open the door and let them do their thing and listen politely, and then I blow it all up in their faces with logic. lol It's so fun to tease religious zealots. ^_^ You can really get them fired up if you tell them you either a) don't believe in a god or b) are agnostic. SO FUN!

The best time, though, was when I scared this poor guy on accident. I had my BFF coming over so we could hang out, but I wanted to take a shower first, so I told her that I would leave the door open so she could come in if I was still in the shower or getting dressed. So after I step out of the shower, I hear the door bell ring. I think 'That's funny because I know I told her it was open.' I go downstairs all excited to see my friend all the while dripping wet and dressed only in a towel (she's seen everything, and I have no shame besides). I whip open the door, see some man standing there with a bible in hand wearing white, and exclaim "Whoops, wrong person!" and slam the door all before I could even really get a good look at his expression. Needless to say, I think I sent him in to shock because he didn't knock on the door again. While I was busy trying to stop laughing, I looked out my window to see him driving away. I don't think he bothered knocking on ANY of my neighbors doors that day. haha
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Posted 3/22/10
They have these people who offers services over the phone to switch you from ur current services(electricity/phone) one of them showed up and my apartment asking for a bill and won't stop naggin me to see it.. I think they wanted to switch me without permission cause this happened to someone i know before..
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