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Burglar In Your House?
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Posted 3/30/10
amen to the 2nd amendment of the united states. that burglar would not be alive for long.
Posted 3/30/10
Well we have a huge hammer here upstairs so I'll use that. we have sharp chef knives so we'll be okay.
if the burglar is armed though, we can jump out of the window :3
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Posted 3/30/10
If he have a knife, ill go get my fake katana (not sharp, but still hurts like hell) if he got nothing, ill get... Fake katana? First break some bones, then call the cops
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25 / M / Missouri
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Posted 3/30/10
Perfect answer for this thread:





Yes.
Posted 3/30/10
Well, I'd probably find some small sharp projectiles like darts to throw at him, or my dad's BB gun... If he was armed I would definetly use my surroundings to my advantage (like aim at chandiliers on the ceiling directly above him)... First i need to install chandiliers in this house...
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28 / F / Plato's allegoric...
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Posted 3/30/10
Something like this actually happened to me not the coming down to get a snack part.
I was 8 or 9 years old and I was hiding under a pull out sofa bed in the living room (I don't remember why) everyone else was in the my mother's room (she was sick). I was starting to come out when I saw a pair of huge dirty black boots coming towards me, I froze.
At first I thought it was one of my uncles that were visiting but the way the feet moved stopped me from revealing myself.
He was deliberately trying not to make a sound. I didn't know what to do so I waited and watched.
As he was leaving I got too excited and emerged from my hiding place before he actually left. Our eyes met. I gave him a horrified look while his was more of a surprise quizzical glare. I screamed. He ran. Family came. Dad and uncles gave chase. Came back empty handed.

I don't want to think of what could have happened if he had been armed and if I had been alone.
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23 / F / Chaos Heart Island
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Posted 3/30/10
Although i sound like a kid for my age i'll try to deepen my voice and scream from upstairs

"Honey, I think theres a burglar her give me my shot gun that bitch is gonna pay and give me that night vision camera so i'll see him first also release the ninja"

lol yeah : D
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Posted 3/30/10
With Gun:Run to call 911 while screaming a little and dodge if he shoots
Nothing:Just run and call 911
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Posted 3/30/10
I'd hide and bring a phone with me, turn off the sound and call the police.

1. What would do if he had a knife?
Crap, I'd be scared. I'd do what I said up there. ^


2. What would you do if he had nothing?
I'd grab the golf club, located right beside my bed, grab a few mini hairsprays or mini perfumes and walk downstairs casually. But before this I'd probably do that. (hide and call police) After I walk down, if this guy asks, I'd say I'm bringing it downstairs. Instead I'll go around the house and sneak up behind him, whack him with the golf club. If he gets near me and traps me, I kick his penis and spray the perfume on his eyes. If he chases me, I'd lead him to the kitchen, grab some knives and threaten him until the police arrive.
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23 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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Posted 3/30/10 , edited 3/30/10

ice-sakura wrote:

that's so scary!! ummm let's see...
1) Knife- scream like hell and try to get the knife from him or run (more likely to run) oh, and grab the telephone to call the popo
2) No knife- scream like hell and call the popo
What can i say, i'm a coward


hahaha

..either way i'd just slip in the back way and get some muscle >D
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Posted 3/30/10
i wld..freak out
scream nd wat not
if he turns out to be hot..then i dunno =-=
Posted 3/30/10
1) if he had a knife i would use my katana and fight from a distance
2)no knife, he's dead, he will die, i had a burgler who tried to breal into my house about a year ago and i saw him try to break into my window at like 2:30 in the morning, hehe i opened it and stabbed him with my sword, i loved that day
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24 / F / hell
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Posted 3/30/10 , edited 3/30/10
i used to worry about this a lot when i was little. i used to have all these "what if" scenerios so i have it all sorted out

1. if he had a knife, i would run like hell to the next door neighbor's house (keke he's a police officer)

2. if he was unarmed, i'd start throwing everything around me at him, like a chair. our house is so cluttered and full of potential weapons so i think i'd be alright. i would also kungfu kick his ass with my natural asian fighting skills
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30 / F / Canada
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Posted 3/30/10 , edited 3/30/10
I live up in the boonies and have a sled team of siberian husky / alaskan malumute crosses if someone is stupid enough to break in they get eaten. *shrugs* If not we always have some sort of weapon on every floor of the house in case of bears breaking in through the windows. (Because it's rather common up here.)
Posted 3/30/10
lol grab the bat, i have a katana he will be fucked also it legal to do anything to someone that breaks in.
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