Romantic Jokes
Posted 4/2/10 , edited 4/2/10
Jokes that will make you like "AYEEE!!" or "WOOT!!"


Here's mine?

"Kuto ka ba? kasi di ka maalis sa ulo ko!" = Are you a louse? cause I can't get you off my head!
"Posporo ka ba? E di posporo rin ako Para match!" = Are you a match stick? Then I'll be a match stick, too so we can be MATCH!!
"Bangin ka ba? Kasi Nahuhulog na ako sa’yo" [/b ]= Are you a cliff? cause I'm falling for you!
"Pustiso ka ba? You know I can’t smile without you" = Are you a false teeth? You know I can't smile without you!
"Unggoy ka ba? Kasi Sumasabit ka sa puso ko," = Are you a monkey? Cause you're hanging in my heart!
"Magsalbabida ka nga Kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko" = Get your life-preserver cause you might drown in my love!
"Papupulis kita, kasi Ninakaw mo ang puso ko" = I will call the police cause you had stolen my heart!
"Kulangot ka ba? You’re really hard to get" = Are you a snot? You’re really hard to get!
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