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Posted 4/17/10
If you know anything funny, please post it here!!!
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Posted 4/17/10
*my friend jumps into a swimming pool* He says, "Wow... This water is SO wet!"

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?"

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Posted 4/17/10
"Hey! What's up?" "The ceiling"
Posted 4/18/10
Q: Ever wanted to learn how to fly?

A: It's simple. Just jump off the roof & miss!


*OMG i did tht once* jk.
Posted 4/18/10
Q: When life gives u lemons what do u do?

A: Just throw them at old people!! xD
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Posted 4/18/10
my friend says to me: "The moment I tell someone we aren't friends anymore I regret it... Mostly because I lent them money and they haven't paid me back yet."
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Posted 4/22/10
"Oh, cool! It's bendable!" *snaps* "Never mind..."
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There are 3 girls running away from a killer. They are all on a cruise ship. They see potato sacks near by. The 3 of them each grab one and go inside. The killer comes and see's the potato sacks moving. He kicks the first one. "Meow" says girl number 1. The killer says "Oh, it's just a cat" He kicks the 2nd one "Woof" says girl number 2. "Oh it's just a dog" says the killer. Up next is the 3rd one. He kicks it. "Potato" says girl number 3.

Guess who dies.
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A dude comes to America and doesn't know English so he just repeats everything he hears. So he walks into a theater and watches an opera. He heard them say, "Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi" in a musical scale. He repeats it. Next, he goes into a candy shop and hears a kid screaming "He stole my lolipop!" So he repeats that. Then he goes to a restaurant. Somebody's yelling "Straw! Straw! Straw! Straw!" And he repeats it.

He goes to a park and sees a police officer. The police officer says "Do you know who killed this nice young man?" The foreign dude says "Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi" So the police officer says "And why did you kill him?" He says "He stole my lolipop!" And then the police dude says "What did you kill him with?" The foreign dude says "straw straw straw straw!"

Then the foreign dude gets arrested.
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