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**How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight
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26 / M / Wear you want to be
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Posted 1/3/08 , edited 1/25/08
The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 25, but knowing my luck i'll end up tripping on my first kick and only take one down with me.


(Additional: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ - Fae)
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seeing as i'm not that much of a kid beater... but if I had too... hmmm, I could take about 100 of them.. I heard there necks brake easily... (J/K)
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Posted 1/3/08
hmmm well id play fight so i guess 4 or 5 could work
^ wow so mean...lol
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26 / M / somewhere in air...
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Posted 1/3/08
roflmao omfg! i would kick each on in the face until they give up lol it will take a while!
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116 / F / SMILY♥LAND
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Posted 1/3/08
None, I don't hit little children.
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Posted 1/3/08
Cant we at least use a baseball bat for a weapon?
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24 / M / Amurka
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Posted 1/3/08
5000 I would take one hostage they would all be in fear. They wouldn't even move. They'd probably be crying.
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24 / F / somewhere i guess
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wow this is funny well i say i at least 20-30 i cant see myself hurting 5 year olds T.T
but if i had too thats another story
Posted 1/3/08
Lol, I'd take on many just pick up one 5 year old then swing it around smashing the others

Edit: Woops! I called a five year old "it" LOL
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25 / M
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Posted 1/3/08
See, the trick is to grab one kid and immediately toss him into another groups of kids, consecutively follow with your other hand, rinse and repeat.

You are already practically wiping out 30-50 of them in a matter of half a minute. Unstoppable? Seemingly so
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26 / M / Australia
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Posted 1/3/08
100, Grab a kid and throw him into the crowd, knocking some down and repeat the process, and if they get close, I'll use one as a baseball bat
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31 / M / auckland
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Posted 1/3/08
this is pretty random but.. i'd say about 60 to 70ish.. things that'll be really problematic is their height. They'll be too short for you to aim your punch/kick to land accurately in their jaw.
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M / no code to escape...
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Posted 1/3/08
Rather then the count...I would say "Bring It On Midgets" The chance of getting taking down is 35% chance....
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25 / M / Australia
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Posted 1/3/08 , edited 4/18/08
around 5????
Posted 1/3/08 , edited 4/18/08
Smile. Just keep smiling. I dunno man. Hurting a few of them doesn't make any sense though.

I've read once where a squad of kids managed to kill a full grown adult. So a squad of kids could do much damage. Although as a male, their hits won't be that strong. Well I take that back, there are a few strong kids out there. As for their training, children are bright. Some more so than others.

I think I'll just give up.
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