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**How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight
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Lol Hilarious and disgusting... Holy damn it's the guy that hates Elfen Lied and lives on falme wars, lusulfer!!!
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as many as i needed to get them all to stop XD
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kyocool wrote:


vajmichael wrote:

Kids are very intelligent. All they need to know is just one thing and that's how to take an adult down.


Yes but knowing and having the ability to do so are two incredibly different things. I may know how to build a car doesn't mean i have the talent to do it.

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It seems they have one full day to train. So that's plent of time for them to practice and get it right.

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well concidering the way my five year old neice is i would say about 30 or 60......

they are small and weak...and im tall and strong...
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vajmichael wrote:


kyocool wrote:


vajmichael wrote:

Kids are very intelligent. All they need to know is just one thing and that's how to take an adult down.


Yes but knowing and having the ability to do so are two incredibly different things. I may know how to build a car doesn't mean i have the talent to do it.

Trevor (OP)


It seems they have one full day to train. So that's plent of time for them to practice and get it right.



Children sleep alot. You give them too much credit.

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As retarded as this thread is, I guess I'll attempt to reply seriously.

Fighting a bunch of five year olds in a basketball court. Well, their strength isnt the problem. What you need to watch out for are your legs. A few of them could very well get you on your knees and then weight will drag you down to your stomach, giving them the opportunity to scratch, beat, hit, bite you until your dead. Giving the circumstances, and being a smart fighter, Im going to say I could probably take about 45 of them. After that, the masses would be too overwhelming to handle, and I'd probably suffer an embarassing and painful death by toddlers.
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That's what I think. It's the legs they will aim for.
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The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 25, but knowing my luck i'll end up tripping on my first kick and only take one down with me.


well i wouldnt hit the kids in real life....but since this is a figurative question and i had no alternative. it would really depend on the kids that are picked...if they are half way intelligent a bunch would grab arms and legs and then the rest beat you...that would make it harder...over all i dont really think id lose not even to fifty of the lil suckers....when i fight i punch and then follow through with my elbows...that knocks out most adults....5 year olds are freakin toast...now if they were just midgets now that would make things interesting....
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MattChristy wrote:

As retarded as this thread is, I guess I'll attempt to reply seriously.

Fighting a bunch of five year olds in a basketball court. Well, their strength isnt the problem. What you need to watch out for are your legs. A few of them could very well get you on your knees and then weight will drag you down to your stomach, giving them the opportunity to scratch, beat, hit, bite you until your dead. Giving the circumstances, and being a smart fighter, Im going to say I could probably take about 45 of them. After that, the masses would be too overwhelming to handle, and I'd probably suffer an embarassing and painful death by toddlers.

hit the ones that grab your legs in the face and they wont hold on to your legs for to long :D

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houck wrote:

seeing as i'm not that much of a kid beater... but if I had too... hmmm, I could take about 100 of them.. I heard there necks brake easily... (J/K)


pfft me i take thousand of them! jokes but for real...beating kids up.....i won't...unless im force so...if so...probley 10...(why you ask? because im LAZY) sheesh
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So lazy you'd prefer being killed by toddlers?
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None of you would be able to kill any kids if they were kids like in home alone and the karate kids movies
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don't know
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more than 150 for sure
i mean come on
all you have to do is tikkle the little basturds and you hav the upper hand
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took the test and got 21 dunno if it's a good thing or bad thing
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