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**How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight
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As much as the basketball can fill. Yeah.. Probably xD
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jst kik der nuts 1 by 1...
but if one of them kiked my nuts damn its over....
Posted 1/3/08 , edited 4/18/08

nycthora wrote:

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 25, but knowing my luck i'll end up tripping on my first kick and only take one down with me.


Man, this topic is so taboo... I'd say 100, then I'd get tired.
Posted 1/3/08 , edited 4/18/08
I could maybe take 10-25 if I don't hold back but that would mean killing them. Oh, well.
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hmm... 30?? probably better if i paid 5 kids a buck each to back me up... Hehehe.. It'd be like Lord Of The Rings when we're surrounded by miniature orcs and the ones helping me are hobbits!
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Almost Infinite.... till I am tired...... although i don't see myself gasping for breath. I personally am a blackbelt in karate...
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dagreatsennin wrote:

took the test and got 21 dunno if it's a good thing or bad thing


LOL you actually went to beat up 5year old kids
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Chaebi69 wrote:

As much as the basketball can fill. Yeah.. Probably xD


i challenge you!
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JJDynamite77 wrote:


Chaebi69 wrote:

As much as the basketball can fill. Yeah.. Probably xD


i challenge you!


Hell ya! Go in my way and I'll look at you as one of those 5 years old brats.
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If you were going up against these kids, u'd prolly get ur ass whipped xD
http://www.break.com/rushhour3/man-vs-kids-karate-war.html
lols gg =]
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Whoa, totally random yet strangely well thought out question (someone is single...)

15 for me pending there is no biting or crotch shots...if those occur just one is enough.
Mobbing (the tech. you are describing for the kids to use) is a pretty effective technique for weaker prey to fend off predators. If I could find a way to divide em...I could probably take on 15 or a little more.
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fill up the room up to about 10 feet of the kids then stick me on the basketball net i belly flop completly slaugher the one who drinks the most milk then use that ones bones as weapons to slaughter the rest

note: this is just my awnser as to how many it is physically possible for me to take, in reality i would just let them nock me out well unless they tried to go after my genital area, then id simply knock em all out.
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Well if they all rushed me at once then I don't know. Kick some into a crowd and run. I can probably squish then if i jump on one. Probably 40-50 of them if they don't get to start right in front of me so I won't be caught immediately. I could pick one up and use him/her as a shield and swing the kid around hitting all the kids around me. They would probably all go after me at once and if they're like savages and don't stop when I hit them then maybe less. Well they are 5 year olds so until i get tired they can't catch me or hurt me.
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i need a rage virus or Hinamizawa Syndrome to take them all LoL
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i might break a sweat at 400 trillion
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