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What would you do if i were to hold a gun up to your head?
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i would be like SHOOT ME and wen u do ill come back from the dead and be like all zombie on ur ass
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Summon my Persona

Hope people get this joke.
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27 / M / Cleveland,OH,USA
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call my dudes in my secret code language and instigate a drive-by
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Ask," so is this really how its gonna end?" smile and close my eyes making sure that the last thing i do is hunt you till the day you die and beat you up in the other world either way i win
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Act like a crazy man and hope you'll back off .
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Act immediately without pause.

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-Shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saGlNdp5sQc

I always assume the worst case - that you plan to kill me despite anything I could say to you or do for you, so all bets are off; I'm going to instantly attempt to remove as much of my vital self from the gun's target space and disarm you.
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Ask if you're injured or need help, then tell you I have medical knowledge that can help preserve your life if you let me go.

Don't worry, if you release me, I will not kill you. I probably don't have the stomach for that after almost dying myself. xD
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Honestly I would freak out and try to talk out of it. If all else fails I'll at least make you killing me one dramatic as hell scene where I die and you live crying during, and after it's all said and done. But I know that if you did it, you probably had your reasons so I wouldn't a grudge.
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cdplayer6 wrote:

If your life was in a life-or-death scenario that involved me holding a gun up to your head, ready to fire with the safety off, how would you react?


Be very very polite and accommodating with you until I could avert the muzzle or disable the gun. Then I would kill you.

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I would attempt to scratch your name off my Christmas card list.
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37 / M / Charleston, SC
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This is ridiculous. You'd beg for your fucking life and maybe shit yourselves. Any normal person would. And there's no shame in that. An asshole with a gun and no compunction about using it....yes, you'd beg for your life and maybe shit yourself.

Anyone that says otherwise is a liar, or a sociopath.
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ME: pikachu use thunderbolt.
GUY: what is a pikachOWWWW! your dog bit my balls!
ME: good job pikachu! --burglar looses held item--
GUY: Im sorry. Please dont shoot.
ME: pikachu use iron tail. --pistol whips burglar--finally, use popa cap in his ass pikachu.
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