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i would be like SHOOT ME and wen u do ill come back from the dead and be like all zombie on ur ass
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Summon my Persona
Hope people get this joke. |
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Ordering My New Parts For A New Computer 2morrow. HYPED!
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call my dudes in my secret code language and instigate a drive-by
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gotta fly your own sky =)
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Ask," so is this really how its gonna end?" smile and close my eyes making sure that the last thing i do is hunt you till the day you die and beat you up in the other world
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Act like a crazy man and hope you'll back off .
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Enjoying anime.
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Act immediately without pause.
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-Shot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saGlNdp5sQc I always assume the worst case - that you plan to kill me despite anything I could say to you or do for you, so all bets are off; I'm going to instantly attempt to remove as much of my vital self from the gun's target space and disarm you. |
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Huehuehuehuehuehue
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Ask if you're injured or need help, then tell you I have medical knowledge that can help preserve your life if you let me go.
Don't worry, if you release me, I will not kill you. I probably don't have the stomach for that after almost dying myself. xD |
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Cocooned with my blankets listening to Depapepe
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Honestly I would freak out and try to talk out of it. If all else fails I'll at least make you killing me one dramatic as hell scene where I die and you live crying during, and after it's all said and done. But I know that if you did it, you probably had your reasons so I wouldn't a grudge.
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hmm... if only the lag wasn't so bad.
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If the officers are leading from the front. Watch for an attack from the rear...
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I would attempt to scratch your name off my Christmas card list.
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This is ridiculous. You'd beg for your fucking life and maybe shit yourselves. Any normal person would. And there's no shame in that. An asshole with a gun and no compunction about using it....yes, you'd beg for your life and maybe shit yourself.
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ME: pikachu use thunderbolt.
GUY: what is a pikachOWWWW! your dog bit my balls! ME: good job pikachu! --burglar looses held item-- GUY: Im sorry. Please dont shoot. ME: pikachu use iron tail. --pistol whips burglar--finally, use popa cap in his ass pikachu. |
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Im back. How was studyville you ask? Judging by that question, you should visit.
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I'm hiding in the shadows
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