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worst embarrassing throw up so far?
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Posted 2/23/11 , edited 2/23/11
I have one, but I won't say...because this subject grosses my out, a lot...I'll just say that because of it, I haven't been able eat Cheerios since I was five...(ANY kind, they all make me sick.)
Posted 2/23/11 , edited 3/2/11
I have 3 and I'm not sure which one is worst...

When I was 5 at my great grandparents 50 year anniversary, I had been pestering my dad to let me try smoking for a year or two at this point, and he finally gave in. That resulted in me taking a huge blow on his cigarette and becoming so ill I threw up at this very fancy hotel...

Then when I was 12-13 and I was at a party and I had just scored this chick.. Or she'd scored me and we were in the parents of the house bedroom getting it on ^_~. As we're getting undressed and making out heavily, I get gag reflexes and have to run to the toilet to throw up, where I pass out with my head down the can.

And then there was this party at 15-16 after I'd just started in a new class... I had drunk 16 beers and everything was going great until I stood up, and it just came out of the blue... Smart as I was I tried to cover my mouth with my hand, which resulted in a small concenrated beam of puke which landed on my new class mate.

Good times...
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Posted 2/23/11 , edited 2/23/11
The first throw up was at school. I drank a cup of coffee for the first time early in the morning since I was bloody tired - bad idea. During the first lesson with my new math teacher it happened. I made it nearly out of the room with an awful taste in my mouth just to be stopped by him since he wanted to know where I go to ... Talk about first impressions. Well after some gestures he let me leave. I also made it to the restroom, but due to vandalism it was locked so I puked on the floor in front of it.

Second time was years later during a bus trip. I drank some vodka-E mixture. It was nearly nothing in terms of alcohol, but the world started to spin around my head again while I realized that the 'E' stands for energy drink. Though I had luck and the bus entered a rest stop right that moment where I happily vomited at the dirtiest run-down can I had ever seen. The bus had to wait a few minutes for me since I needed some time till my heart palpitation was over and my body stopped shaking. Of course everybody in the bus thought I drank to much alcohol ...
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Posted 3/1/11
Went out for a work do, was meant to meet up with them beforehand but well. Most of the people at work are women and they take hours getting ready. Literally they were 2 hours late.

Waited in one pub, had a pint of real cider, went back nobody there, back to the pub, another pint, went back nobody there. Went back met up with one of the guys who was meant to be going, he ended up getting me to down a pint of ale. I hate ale, that was followed by another pint. Finally the girls showed up, another quick drink headed off.

Now I hadn't eaten anything because i figured i could get a good meal at the resteraunt. By the time we got there I was out of it, needed to go to the toilet halfway up the stairs to the loos I ended up puking.

Cleaned it up myself though (the staff member wasn't good with vomit)

Ended up getting walked home and managing to pass out in my bed.

The reason its embarassing is because far as they're concerned I only had two drinks. So everybody thinks i'm a lightweight. Ah well.
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31 / M / Christchurch, NZ
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Posted 3/1/11
I "went down" on this girl at a party and threw up

In my defense I had just finished a 1lt bottle of straight vodka followed by beers and drinking games

.... needless to say, she wasn't impressed
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Posted 3/1/11
Hmm, it's a bit too much information for me to tell anyone. lol

Otherwise, most of my puking has been from disease or motion sickness.
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26 / M / Cloud 9
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Posted 3/1/11
Leaving a concert this past new year's eve, i was blackout drunk and pretty stoned. My friends and I had been waiting for a cab for probably an hour. Apparently, when we finally found a cab, my friends told me that I had the most epic pukefest right in front of the cab. The cabbie didn't want me to ride, but my friends convinced him I was good. Haven't been that drunk since then.

Curse you Four Loko!
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103 / F / USA
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Posted 3/1/11
This isn't an embarrassing vomit story but it is funny. It happened when I was 12. I was really sick so my mom had made up a bed on the couch so she could watch me. She tried to give me some medicine but I started to throw up, she yelled at my older sister to get something for me to be sick in. Thinking quick, my genius of a sister cupped her hands and put them under my chin to catch my puke. This was a bad idea for 2 reasons: 1. I was puking way to much to be contained in her palms and 2. Upon seeing and smelling and yes, feeling my vomit, she began to puke too. We still joke about it now when one of us says they feel sick, we cup our hands and offer it up.
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Posted 3/1/11
In third grade during a reading test the boy sitting next to me projectile vomited on me.

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Posted 3/1/11
Ehh i threw up in the bathroom of a Japanese restaurant bcuz i drank to much tea.
Posted 3/1/11
Same here. I still have motion sickness ..
I always throw up especially when I ride a car... It's embarassing >.<
I really should travel more so I can get used to it..

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Posted 3/2/11
there was like a dinner event at my friends place nn parents were also invited
so after eating their food i kinda threw up in the hallway infront of everyone!!
n this happened when i was in primary.
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25 / M / CALIFORNIA !!! :]
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Posted 3/2/11
Lol. When you're drunk and telling some girl that you love them. It happens.
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29 / F / Southern California
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Posted 3/2/11
At a waterpark, at the front of the line so everyone in line could see. ><
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246858 wrote:

well, i was kissing with my girlfriend when suddenly i throw up while kissing her into her mouth! She even accidentally swallow some of it! Since that incident, i never saw her again!


Did u check your local mental hospitals... I'm sure she's in one of them, cause after that, she must have lost her mind....
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