Dumb things said in front of judge and or cops
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One of the funniest ones for me, there was found a tag for a register letter on my door. I was new too area and my car just got stolen. The cop that took the report where ass holes the car was over ten years old and told me it was a waste of time. So I never picked it up the regsterd letter. I did not know it was from fat ass detective. Well this two short cop dress like swat police showed up to my door and arrested me for not show up at the police station. Once in the police car both officers came in separate cars. Well this one had attitude so one the way to the local jail. I asked how dose short shit like you, get to be a cop. He pulled over and threatens me and being hand cuffed; I replied would make him feel bigger. I told to get over his Napoleon complex and act like a cop. He said he beat the shit out of me if I did not shut up. I spent part of the night in the detention cell until a judge would see me in the morning----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- Then this fat 400 plus cop asked me why I did not show up at the station for an interview. I told him to get the letter I would have had to get on a bus and had no clue how to get around on them. It's not like the Western Europe where it is easy to get around. Well the fat cop was proud of this photo indent program he came up with and asked me if I would participate in it, I said yes just to kill time. So he took my pictures with an old video camera, and down loaded them on a computer it was a hack job at best. I told him I had a friend that already has some better software he could by off the shelf and she could teak it to give him better quality pictures he did not like that he had spent ten years working on it. Fat boy was not happy with me. So I went back to the dentition holding sell, waiting for the judge to show up. By this time learned enough information on the people that assured. One I did not steal anything it was his employ blaming me I had stole it from him. What happen he paid a diet owed to me! I was pissed buy this time and I knew the weak point of the cops involved with this stupid charge. I had no sleep when I went in front of the judge------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------- -- I was tried and pissed off being held up. So when it was my turn to be in front of this judge, and he asked me the standard question and told him I was not guilty. Then I asked him about the police department having a physical fitness stander. First thing I asked him was it normal for short shit cop walk around in Gestapo uniforms. Then I fired off on the fat one detective he could not cachet a slow rolling doughnut without having a heart attack. The judge was shock shocked his head and sent me to county lock-up I posted my own bail in the morning.
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wow o.o.. you are so brave.
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I think next time if there is one, just follow the rules :O, be smart.
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I'm sorry for posting this...but reading through that was PAINFUL! It just barely made sense. You need to fix your sentences, and add/remove some words, along with other grammatical corrections...

On topic, this sounds pretty fake. What was the warrant for? And if you were a suspect/affiliate of a crime, wouldn't that mean you would be watched pretty closely even after bail? And if you were being tagged by the authority, then stealing a u-haul and leaving the state would get you in trouble even more than initially. By what I read, it was either you or your "accuser" that did that; it doesn't make much sense to me.
Posted 6/5/10
Donut and fat cop joke was funny. I would never talk up to people in those kind of authoritative positions if I wasn't seriously provoked, hell maybe even after being insulted I'd probably keep my words to myself so as not to exasperate the situation I'm in.
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I wouldn't put it past cops to do something that stupid. Most are pricks.
But my story with cops is i was driving around with my black friend, drunk and throwing fire crackers out the window.
The cop pulls us over just cause my friend was speeding. Not really even, it was just the end of the month, and my friend was going 40 on a 30. They had a quota to fill.
Anyways, the county we were currently in is like...99.99% white people, so when the cop came up to the car, my friend pulled the whole "racial profiling"...
and it worked lol
But he called the cop a cracker sister F-ing redneck...that almost got us caught
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T-Rish wrote:

I'm sorry for posting this...but reading through that was PAINFUL! It just barely made sense. You need to fix your sentences, and add/remove some words, along with other grammatical corrections...

On topic, this sounds pretty fake. What was the warrant for? And if you were a suspect/affiliate of a crime, wouldn't that mean you would be watched pretty closely even after bail? And if you were being tagged by the authority, then stealing a u-haul and leaving the state would get you in trouble even more than initially. By what I read, it was either you or your "accuser" that did that; it doesn't make much sense to me.


I agree with everything you've said here.
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Posted 6/5/10

Sunnyxx wrote:


T-Rish wrote:

I'm sorry for posting this...but reading through that was PAINFUL! It just barely made sense. You need to fix your sentences, and add/remove some words, along with other grammatical corrections...

On topic, this sounds pretty fake. What was the warrant for? And if you were a suspect/affiliate of a crime, wouldn't that mean you would be watched pretty closely even after bail? And if you were being tagged by the authority, then stealing a u-haul and leaving the state would get you in trouble even more than initially. By what I read, it was either you or your "accuser" that did that; it doesn't make much sense to me.


I agree with everything you've said here.


Cheers . Just takes some common sense to see through this, but most people like to hear a bit of "good" goss. LOL
Posted 6/5/10
I didn't see the red light. I am drunk.
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I cleaned up my post on the dumdest thing said to judge.
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