(Setting: A seven year old boy named Jimmy is sleeping in his bed, waiting for the weekend to come because he'll be going to Disneyland with his whole family. His room is covered with all things Rugrats, such as his Reptar blanket, a Chuckie stuffed toy which resembles himself but without the red hair. He also has posters that litter the whole room of all the characters either pictured by themselves or groups of two or three characters, some even more. Thirty minutes into Jimmy's sleep, there is a voice heard coming from the window located to the left of the bed. The voice is that of a fifteen year old girl who happens to be a tooth fairy and is as big as a person's hand.)
Tooth Fairy: (sigh) Another day, another boring job. This job really sucks! Ugh, like, why did I even SIGN UP to be a tooth fairy in the first place!? Sheesh... oh well let's just sneak into this room and see if the kid sleeping in here is already asleep.
(after entering the room, the darkened room gives off a light glow due to the tooth fairy's magic wand so that she can see where she's flying into. After getting closer to the bed, the tooth fairy gives off a shrieking scream after seeing the boy's eyes glaring at her.)
Tooth Fairy: Holy shi- what the heck are you trying to do kid, scare the bejesus outta me!? Nearly gave me a heart attack!
Jimmy: (blinks eyes and stares for a couple more seconds before talking) Hmm...? OH! NO WAY, ARE YOU THE TOOTH FAIRY!?
Tooth Fairy: (surprised) Huh!? Uh... y-yeah I am? WAIT!? You can see me?
Jimmy: Wow I can't believe YOU ACTUALLY EXIST! (he stretches out his right hand and snatches the tooth fairy out from the air to get a closer look)
Tooth Fairy: HEY! WAIT WHAT ARE YOU- (bones cracking) Oh god that's my RIBS CRACKING!! I have to break free from this kid's vice grip! (She takes her magic wand and begins stabbing Jimmy's hands in order to break free)
Jimmy: OW! That hurt! What was that for, all I was trying to do was take a closer look at you since you were so far away. You don't have to be such a bitch about it.
Tooth Fairy: (jaws drop and starts becoming agitated) What did you just call me!? I have a name you know! It's Karen you little punk! You're lucky I'm just the TOOTH fairy and not the TEETH fairy. Otherwise all of your teeth would have been knocked out and you wouldn't be able to chew your food at all! You'll just be left with your gums and your tongue in that foul mouth of yours. That and a bunch of quarters for giving me your teeth!
(the two of them begin to go back and forth with name calling, put down jokes, and swearing back and forth at each other. Then a growling sound from the closet is heard and you can see yellow eyes peer through a small open slit as the doors have begun to open just slightly)
Shadowy Figure: What are those two doing over there!? Buch of kiddies having a love quarrel huh. Such a romantic sight to see. (long pause) Wait a minute... what the hell am I saying!? Actually I should be doing my job of scaring the SHIT out of that kid and and wrecking havoc over there instead of that damned tooth fairy getting in my way! Well there's no point in talking now, I better just do my business.
(the closet doors suddenly fly away as the shadowy figure completely destroys them)
Shadowy Figure: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! At long last, my appearance is upon us! Behold your biggest nightmare kid! Because I'M THE BOOGIE MAN! AND I'M COMING TO GET YOU BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(an awkward silence fills the room until Karen finally speaks)
Karen: Uhh... who are you?
Boogie Man: I'M THE BOOGIE MAN! AND I'M-
Karen: .... the Boogie Man?
Boogie Man: THE BOOGIE MAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jimmy: Why the hell did you just destroy my closet doors!? Moreover, why were you there in the first place?
Boogie Man: Umm... uhh... w-well I've been living in your closet for quite some time now. But unfortunately I can't remember why actually... a-anyways ENOUGH ABOUT ME! I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
Karen: Now wait just a sec! That boy was my client to begin with! Don't just come barging out of the closet like you own the place. (the lightbulb from Karen's head goes off) Oooh I get it now! Why didn't I notice this earlier!? Silly me, I know why the Boogie Man wants to "come take the boy" for himself. It's because he finally gathered all of his courage and came out of the closet!
Jimmy: Wha- came out of the closet? Yeah I know he came out of the closet, but I don't get where you're getting at.
Karen: Come on, really? Came out of the closet? You really don't get it kid? What are you, seven!?
Jimmy: YUP! My birthday is this Saturday so me and my family are going to Disneyland to celebrate!
Karen: Oh, then never mind I won't say anymore.
Jimmy: But I wanna know what it means to come out of the closet!
Boogie Man: I too must know what my profession is about when I come out of the closet and take this kid for myself.
Karen: (sigh) Alright I'll say what it means, but this might be too much for even you Boogie Man. BUT who cares you're old enough anyways, you're practically a few hundred years old anyways. (takes a deep breath) Okay so basically, coming out of the closet means that you've gathered all of your courage in finding out that you're sexually attracted to your own gender. In simpler terms the Boogie Man is love with Jimmy, MEANING, he's gay. There I said it! You happy now?
(Jimmy is still dumbfounded at what Karen said since he's still only seven while the Boogie Man clearly knows what she means and is practically petrified at the thought of being gay)
Karen: Wow, looks like he didn't take that well. Oh well, looks like I better check what time it is now... (checks her watch and her eyes grow big all of a sudden) Oh crap! I'm late for my next appointment! Look kid hand over your tooth, right now!
Jimmy: But I don't have any tooth to give you. I haven't had to pull out a single tooth yet.
Karen: Oh really? Hmm you sure about that. Well let's put that to the test then. You ready? (she magically transforms her magic wand to a giant sized boxing glove)
Jimmy: Whoa, wait a minute here! T-timeout will ya!
Karen: Sorry, no can do kid! Say nighty-night! (winks and then K.O.'s Jimmy as a tooth comes flying out of his mouth) Ahh there we go, one tooth from this household (picks up the tooth and stashes it in her bag full of children's teeth). Here ya go kid, a nice quarter for all your hard work. (places quarter under the pillow) Welp I'm off for my next appointment. (flies away while talking to herself) You know, this job ain't that bad actually. As long as I get a tooth, I don't think there's any rule on HOW you get it. (chuckles) Let's go see who's next on my list tonight!
Is that you'll all call yourselves my friends
XD I DIDNT EXPECT THE "B" WORD THERE LOLLL
& LAWL BOOGIE MAN CAME OUT OF TEH CLOSET XDD <3
FAVORITE 8D --> (jaws drop and starts becoming agitated) What did you just call me!? I have a name you know! It's Karen you little punk! You're lucky I'm just the TOOTH fairy and not the TEETH fairy. Otherwise all of your teeth would have been knocked out and you wouldn't be able to chew your food at all! You'll just be left with your gums and your tongue in that foul mouth of yours. That and a bunch of quarters for giving me your teeth!
LOL I don't think ANYONE would expect the B word there XD
hahahaha yeap, he came out of the closet XDDDD
That whole line is probably one of my fave parts in writing this dialogue XD
Is that you'll all call yourselves my friends