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Posted 5/18/11 , edited 5/31/11
Fuck Jutin beiver his is a FUCKEN Girl i tells yah looking like at that FUgly self his parents musta payed the doc to fix his Face CAUSE that shit was Butt UGLY as Fuck lol so they did that and it just made thing Horribely Wronge!!! HE ..HE GOT A FUCKEN Girly as face with the his sining oh god cut that shit off U Know like glue that shit
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Posted 6/4/11
Q.What did Justin Bieber say to the Girl Model?
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Posted 7/17/11
Someone finally hit puberty~



Or not.

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Posted 2/1/12 , edited 2/1/12
OK HERE ONE! (I DONT KNOW IF ITS BEEN SAID ALREADY BUT OH WELL)
ONE DAY THIS 3 MEN MET UP AT A BAR TO TALK ABOTU THEIR PROBLEMS.. GIRL PROBLEMS
MEN#1: NO GIRLS LIKE TO HANG AROUND WITH ME BECAUSE I BET I HAVE THE SMALLEST EARS IN THE WORLD!
THE OTHER 2 MEN DISAGREED AND SAID HIS PROBLEM WASNT THAT BAD
MEN#2: THATS NOT A PROBLEM! WOMEN DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY SAY MY ARMS ARE WIERD... THAT THEY ARE TOO SHORT!
THE OTHER 2 MEN DISAGREE AS WELL SAYING THAT CANT BE TRUE
MEN#3: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES.. WOMEN GO OUT WITH ME YES.. WHEN WE GET TO BED.. THEY IMMEADIATLY RUN OFF BECAUSE I HAVE TO SMALL OF A PENUS!!!
THE OTHER 2 MEN DISAGREE WITH HIM AS WELL
MEN#2: YOU KNOW WHAT LETS GO TO THE WORLD RECORD BOOK AND SEE IF ITS TRUE AND GET SOMETHING FROM OUR MISERABLE WOMENLESS LIFE!
THE 3 MEN ENTER THE BUILDING FOR THE WORLD RECORD BOOK..
MEN #1 COMES OUT SMILING.. HE WON MAN WITH SMALLEST EARS, HE WAS PROVED RIGHT
MEN#2 COMES OUT WITH A SMILE TOO... HE WON MEN WITH THE SHORTEST ARMS.. HE WAS ALSO RIGHT..
BUT... MEN#3 COMES OUT WITH FROWN IN HIS FACE AND PIECE OF PAPER AND PICTURE.. HE SAYS "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!??!?!?!?!?!"

~HEHEHE I DONT KNOW IF I SAID THE JOKE RIGHT.. BUT THE INPORTANT PART WAS DEFINATLY RRIGHT HOPE YOU LIKE IT
Posted 2/9/12
Justin Beiber
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Posted 2/9/12
Tommy said: When I grow up, I wanna be Justin Beaver!
I say: Then you'd be ugly, horrible sounding, ugly, gay, did I mention bang selena gomez?
Tommy: Nooo! I wanna be the beaver!
I say: What's the difference between justin noobers and justin beaver?
Tommy: One is &@#$@%, #%^^@#$, %$#$##$%, and the other is a beaver.
I say: Your right. But he's not a &@#$@%, he's an %#$@$#%$#@$%^$#@#%^$#@#%^$#@$%^$#@$%^$#@$%^$#%^$#%^$#@$%#@$%^$#@%^$#@%^$#@%^$#%^&^$^&#$^&^$#%^$#%^$#%^$%#$^$#%^$#%^&$#$^&^$^&^$#$^&^$^&^$#%^$#^$#%^$#%^$^$^$
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Posted 2/12/12
Q > What do you call someone that is been brainwashed ?
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