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Posted 6/19/10

garcon wrote:

prolly generalizing men, but they dont like emo stuffs...right?..i have this teacher who told me that he can help me with my problems, but i shouldn't ever cry in front of him...> im confused


"1. Crying is blackmail." that would be your answer, not being mean or anything but if a girl is crying while asking for help it does feel like blackmail to us which at times can make us feel like were being played
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lol that made me laugh, and though not all hold true i did a agree with most of them. the 16 colours was amusing although i will acknowledge colours like shades ex. violet or crimson comparing colours to food will earn you a sarcastic retort don't get mad at us deal with it
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"Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down."

"I am in shape. Round IS a shape!"

haha those were the best !
Posted 6/19/10
haha that made me laugh so much
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"Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down."

OMG! this is my favourite. I have to admit I'm the kind of girl who always make a fuss about the toilet seat hahaha. I'm actually proud of myself for making every guy in my life -lovers or not- to put it down. However, I had never really thought it this way! hahahaha...Hum...You really have a point here XD, Damn...should I stop yelling at my bf when he leaves it up?
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Niduseli wrote:

"Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down."

OMG! this is my favourite. I have to admit I'm the kind of girl who always make a fuss about the toilet seat hahaha. I'm actually proud of myself for making every guy in my life -lovers or not- to put it down. However, I had never really thought it this way! hahahaha...Hum...You really have a point here XD, Damn...should I stop yelling at my bf when he leaves it up?


I just pee with the toilet seat down. I'm very good with my aim. I've basically made it a skill in my arsenal.
But seriously, if guys weren't cursed with the desire for sex, we would never look twice at a girl.
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we rule this world
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amerefelie wrote:

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
disagree when shopping for the right thing, men can be very competetive:
electronics - who has the biggest TV, loudest stereo, newest gadget
hardware - who had the biggest, most powerful, most useful, etc. tool
automotive shopping - test driving fast cars


I've been found out already?!
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Posted 6/19/10
"1. Crying is blackmail."
lol
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Bahaha, brilliant.
And from comparing this and the far more common 'Things guys need to know about women' lists, we can safely arrive at the conclusion that all couples need to find the neutral, happier middle ground, somewhere between the two.

-We need to learn to spend more time with you, you need to learn to let us have some 'me' time with the TV, beer and our mates.
-We need to learn a little diplomacy, sympathy and tact, you need to understand that men have problems too (Though we generally deal with them in somewhat less.... emotional ways, usually involving the aforementioned TV, beer and mates).
-We need to understand that you love posessions (Namely new ones), you need to understand that each time some of our money is spent on shoes or the latest handbag (That you'll only use once), a part of our soul dies.

Seriously, we like our hair. Please don't hasten its escape from our scalps. Work with us on this
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Posted 6/19/10
I read the rules and lol'd.

"I am in shape. Round IS a shape!"

I thought this was a great rule.


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I rofl'd at the first post. :"D

And I agree; shoppin is not a sport, but not all girls are shoe/clothing addicts. I only have one closet and 4 pairs of shoes. Hell I often get to know that I have less shoes and clothing then most men do!
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Posted 6/19/10
Freaking hilarious.

Bravo Crash for pasting this here.


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Posted 6/20/10
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! (<-- this one reminded me of my friend XD)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

i laughed like crazy at all of them , but i think this 2 are the best
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Posted 6/20/10
true

Women don't want to hear our opinion... they want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice
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