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The Guys' Rules
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Posted 6/22/10

sindba-d wrote:


1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.


The best part!

I would also add:

1. If you don't look like Kristen Stewart, don't expect me to look like Robert Pattinson.




that and real men don't sparkle..
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"ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is."

My favorite.

I actually understand like more than half of these rules and have no idea why other girls aren't cool with that.
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ha ha, yes. oh god, i hate it when i see those rules violated, or have woman try and make me violate them (the rules i mean) ><
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manzi wrote:



that and real men don't sparkle..


I do, when I haven't showered for a week or two.
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CrashAriMP5N2O wrote:

Got this off from The Kangkungan Extension. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. The following are the guys’ side of the story. I thought it to be quite interesting. We often hear about “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. We know. You DON'T read anything at all

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Guys, you piss anywhere. Here's a damn bucket. Voila. No toilet seat

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. You watch Sunday sports while I waste your money on Sunday shopping

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Unless it's shopping for a vibrator

1. Crying is blackmail. Well that's your problem for falling for it

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Fine. I want sex. I want a threesome. Without you involved

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Steak or ribs? Can you say yes or no to that? Nope

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your boyfriends are for. Sex is always your way of solving things

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. The doctor will say that you are the cause of my headaches

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. I cheated on you everyday last month. Oops, it's been a week. Can't use that in an argument

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys. If I dress up like a Victoria Secret girl, you better have a body like Brad Pitt's. And a dick like ShamWow!

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. If I say your dick is small, then it is. Don't question

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one Then explain it stupid

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Make your own damn sandwich. You know how to make it. So do it yourself

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Whenever possible, please stop trying to have sex with me when I'm trying to sleep

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. This is why the Columbus idiot landed in America and not India

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. I think you know less than 16 colors. You only know the colors of your Skittles

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. Then you better wash your hands before we break your hands so that you can't scratch

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. We say nothing because even if we tell you, you won't know what to do. And that's just pointless

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear. If you ask us to make a sandwhich, expect me to say an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really . So you don't care if I don a bra and a thong outdoors where many men will drool over me?

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR . Ah. The intelligence of men. Sex, cars, guns, and more cars

1. You have enough clothes. You have enough sports games

1. You have too many shoes. They comfort us unlike you

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Congratulations. You know your shapes

1. Thank you for reading this. Incredible you were able to actually think of all this

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping. Camping? Then sleep outside in dog shit :]v

What do you think? Not bad at all




Someone is indeed very butt hurt by this. Get over it. It's a joke.
Posted 6/22/10



Dude, little kid. You need to chill. I was making a joke. Sorry you're a lame ass who can't tell what's a joke or not. Hahaha. Yes. I laugh at you. Now get over it. Toodles!
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Really? I honestly couldn't tell, the things you wrote looked like you were very butt hurt indeed. So you feel less butt hurt now? And there was never anything to get over.
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Butt hurt gurl, lol.
Posted 6/22/10
If everyone would take the time to understand each other, men and women, than these issues would be solved.
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LosingOrbit wrote:

If everyone would take the time to understand each other, men and women, than these issues would be solved.


Too bad that's against human nature. Throw 30 people in the room and fights will break out no matter what. Hell 30 girls in a room would cause more fights then 30 guys or 15 girls and 15 guys.
Posted 6/22/10

zombehs wrote:


LosingOrbit wrote:

If everyone would take the time to understand each other, men and women, than these issues would be solved.


Too bad that's against human nature. Throw 30 people in the room and fights will break out no matter what. Hell 30 girls in a room would cause more fights then 30 guys or 15 girls and 15 guys.


Eh, I don't know. I still think talking about an issue can solve it, but than again, sometimes it's best to just beat the shit out of someone.
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LosingOrbit wrote:


zombehs wrote:


LosingOrbit wrote:

If everyone would take the time to understand each other, men and women, than these issues would be solved.


Too bad that's against human nature. Throw 30 people in the room and fights will break out no matter what. Hell 30 girls in a room would cause more fights then 30 guys or 15 girls and 15 guys.


Eh, I don't know. I still think talking about an issue can solve it, but than again, sometimes it's best to just beat the shit out of someone.


Yeah I agree, talking can and will usually work out problems between individuals and even groups, but still the issue will still exist outside of those individuals and groups that have solved it.
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Thats funny stuff lol
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What is?
Posted 6/22/10



EverlastingDivinity wrote:


CrashAriMP5N2O wrote:

Got this off from The Kangkungan Extension. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. The following are the guys’ side of the story. I thought it to be quite interesting. We often hear about “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. We know. You DON'T read anything at all

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Guys, you piss anywhere. Here's a damn bucket. Voila. No toilet seat

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. You watch Sunday sports while I waste your money on Sunday shopping

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Unless it's shopping for a vibrator

1. Crying is blackmail. Well that's your problem for falling for it

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Fine. I want sex. I want a threesome. Without you involved

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Steak or ribs? Can you say yes or no to that? Nope

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your boyfriends are for. Sex is always your way of solving things

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. The doctor will say that you are the cause of my headaches

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. I cheated on you everyday last month. Oops, it's been a week. Can't use that in an argument

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys. If I dress up like a Victoria Secret girl, you better have a body like Brad Pitt's. And a dick like ShamWow!

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. If I say your dick is small, then it is. Don't question

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one Then explain it stupid

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Make your own damn sandwich. You know how to make it. So do it yourself

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Whenever possible, please stop trying to have sex with me when I'm trying to sleep

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. This is why the Columbus idiot landed in America and not India

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. I think you know less than 16 colors. You only know the colors of your Skittles

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. Then you better wash your hands before we break your hands so that you can't scratch

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. We say nothing because even if we tell you, you won't know what to do. And that's just pointless

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear. If you ask us to make a sandwhich, expect me to say an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really . So you don't care if I don a bra and a thong outdoors where many men will drool over me?

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR . Ah. The intelligence of men. Sex, cars, guns, and more cars

1. You have enough clothes. You have enough sports games

1. You have too many shoes. They comfort us unlike you

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Congratulations. You know your shapes

1. Thank you for reading this. Incredible you were able to actually think of all this

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping. Camping? Then sleep outside in dog shit :]v

What do you think? Not bad at all




LOL girls rule---deal with it people nobodys going to live in harmony<3
i mean isnt that so true?
rofl, whats the world in peace?chaos rules=P
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