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Bear Grylls is God
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Posted 6/20/10
Must be hard to survive in the wild with a helicopter and a team of cameramen. The helicopter looks for spots that are interesting, then flies them there to start filming. If something gets in the way, they fly over it in the helicopter and don't speak about it.

Not much of a survival hero.
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Posted 6/20/10 , edited 6/20/10
That man is massively overrated. I don't even know what that show is meant to be other than brainless entertainment, you learn nothing.

"Now here is a deadly mangrove, blah blah, basically you don't EVER want to be in this! So guess what? I'm gonna jump out the helicopter and climb through it! For no particular reason! I won't show you how to survive if you DO get caught in one, you can just watch me being AWESOME"


I'd rather watch Ray Mears over Grylls any day of the week, you actually learn stuff watching him. Building shelters, what you can and can't eat, and to top it all off you learn a bit of the local history and survival stories too.

If you were trapped on a desert island with Ray Mears, you'd be able to survive indefinately.
If you were trapped on a desert island with El Gimpo Testosterone on the other hand, you'd die of starvation whilst he was off being a tard, swinging through trees and talking into an imaginary camera.
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Posted 6/20/10

popcornpuffs wrote:

My only God will always be Jesus. <3



An intelligent response to the forum question. Had to quote it 'cuz I was gonna say: The only God will always be God. =]

Peace ~
Posted 6/20/10
He talks in the same tone all the time which annoys me, but that aside, all his survival tips are true whether he stays in hotels or not, and he does eat the most disgusting creatures for our amusement, so bravo

I enjoy watching it when I have the time, I do a lot of travelling (am in China right now actually) and his survival tips are scribbled in the back of my journal juuuust incase a plane/boat goes down and I find myself stranded. You never know when you may need the advice.
Posted 6/20/10
He's totally fake.
I've only ever watched his show a few times for pure amusement.
I've seen hiim like, fullon cliiimb over a tree because "there was no other way" but the camera man retardedly panned out and BOOM, HI FOOTPATH.

He also once "fell off a cliff" and you could see the shadow of a man throw some rocks. =___=
It's so over-dramatised and set up it makes me cringe.

STEVE IRWIN FTW.
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Posted 6/20/10
That show is Epic win.
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Posted 6/20/10
Bear Grylls is disgusting. He squeezes water out of elephant shit and drinks it for christs sake
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Posted 6/20/10
Mn vs. Wild isn't Survivorman people. Yes he stayed in hotels. He tries to show you what to do in survival situation. The show isn't really about him being a badass. He did survive a few thousand feet fall out of a plane though. He is a tough dude.
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Posted 6/20/10
Ah... I love his shows, be it fake or true! D:
Posted 6/20/10

rosie00 wrote:

He's totally fake.
I've only ever watched his show a few times for pure amusement.
I've seen hiim like, fullon cliiimb over a tree because "there was no other way" but the camera man retardedly panned out and BOOM, HI FOOTPATH.

He also once "fell off a cliff" and you could see the shadow of a man throw some rocks. =___=
It's so over-dramatised and set up it makes me cringe.

STEVE IRWIN FTW.


Isn't Steve Irwin dead?
Posted 6/21/10

LosingOrbit

Isn't Steve Irwin dead?


Yeeaaah. D:
But I still think he's epicwin <3
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Posted 6/25/10 , edited 6/25/10

Bear Grylls whipping a monitor's head off of a tree. RAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW73erSiKbY


That is killing an animal just for fun. What an asshole.

What's the difference between someone torturing an animal to death just for fun and that show? It's not like he has to kill them to survive.

edit:
Oh come on! That's just retarded jackass combined with nature. What a retard!

Man vs. Wild - Pacific Island - Bear's Enema
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIG4TuVnvg


Even Steve Irwin wasn't as retarded as that.
Posted 6/26/10
He's nobody.
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