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Weird, Wacky dreams?
Posted 8/11/10 , edited 8/11/10
.......In my dream a few weeks ago, a CROCODILE was raping a 5 year old boy o.o Actually the boy liked it -.- LOL Not joking!!!! XD
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Posted 8/11/10 , edited 8/11/10
I've already won this, hands down.

A few days ago I had a dream that Cristiano Ronaldo was raising mutated baby vampires.
The dream started out great, we were talking and he was looking good. We went shoe shopping in Chicago with my friend Erica, and I found a really cute pair of boots.Then out of nowhere a baby vampire bit my leg. All of the other little ones flew in the store and they went on a rampage. Then he had to try to stop all of the babies.

I woke up and thought WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?

This is him for those of you who don't know. Most famous football player in the world.


Side note: Have you ever had a nightmare that was so scary that you could hear yourself calling out to yourself to wake up? Cause I have and I'm wonderin if it's normal...
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Posted 8/11/10
I will never forget this dream, I was sitting in a pitch black room and in middle of the room there was a dim candle flickering on the opposite side of me there was a person sitting there with a dark veil draped over his/her face and body. The person started making small talk with me and ask how I was doing and ect... at the end of the conversation the person looked up and said "Are you talking to your self or are you talking to someone else?" and the candle went out and I woke up.
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Posted 8/14/10 , edited 8/14/10
I had a big party with aliens! So much fun!


I was watching the Warden from Superjail and a goth anime boy undress in a locker room, shower, and make love. The Warden kept trying to kiss the goth but the goth would push him away, then the Warden had enough and completely dominated



Totheark from Marble Hornets was naked(except for the mask) in a bed. It was in a dark room and there was some kind of spotlight on him. Slenderman was writing stuff like "LOOK CLOSER" or "5,11,12,18,19" on Totheark's body. Totheark got an erection then finally an orgasm. I woke up with wet panties .
Posted 8/14/10
My wacky dream: the condom slipped off. The end.
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Posted 8/14/10
i remember opening a door and if you know the eye from "The Unfortunate Events" there was tons of them while i was falling....
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Posted 8/14/10
I was in a kart from Mario Kart and driving around a store. Then my vice principal caught me and took me inside the store, and it turned into an office full of cubicles.
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Posted 8/14/10
lmfao...wow now that's weirdXD
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Posted 8/14/10 , edited 8/14/10
OMG yes!! I do have crazy dreams but for the life of me I can't remember them. I just remember the feeling when I'm waking up from them feeling all weird and wth?
My dreams got longer and more vivid after watching 'Inception'

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Posted 8/14/10 , edited 8/14/10
I had a curry fish ball date with Hitler. It turns out the curry fish balls were actually small atomic bombs in disguise. I tried to stop Hitler from taking his first (and last) bite but ..... it was too late.

Only the store blew up and I somehow survived. I scratched my shoulder and found ...... my math teacher's head mutated onto it. The head kept saying, "DID YOU FINISH PAGE 110 #1-30 YET?!"

a big WTF when I awoke later in math class I had a homework check.
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Posted 8/14/10
I can't remember the weirdest dream i had, but i guess this comes close:

So I started drinking a box of juice (punched the straw in & all that shiz), and i walked to my couch to watch some tv. I couldn't find the remote, so for some reason, i bagan crawling on the floor and started whispering, "Psssssst.....heyy, remote, i need to watch House (the best american tv show ever) like, RIGHT NOW, so it'd be great if you could bring your ass over here..."
But then it never showed up and i went around the hallway then i saw a door i never recalled ever being in my house. So, like anyone would do, I opened it and inside was my remote in a white room. I started walking through the door to get my remote, when I smacked hard into a POSTER of my remote being in a white room.
That's when a huge anus, about the size of a ceiling fan, dilated on the wall and started talking bout my "precious thing" (i assumed it meant my remote control) never returning to me if i didn't save their princess from Ballzer.

The damn anus was blackmailing me into saving their princess or else it'll never give me back my remote. What in the unholy fuck.
Hell, I don't think i even WANT a remote that's been previously held by an anus.

So whatever, I agreed. And then it started......un-farting, i guess is what i should call it. Y'know, when the anus suck up air instead of blowing out methane. And it sucked me up. Face first.


And then I woke up
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Posted 8/15/10 , edited 8/15/10
I had a dream I was in my hospital bed.I was in a coma and I was about to be put off life support and the sky from my window kept on twirling and suddenly from the sky spat out cats.A huge fat cat (I suppose the leader) led them into the hospital,suddenly the place was filled with them.The fat one said "Stupid kid what about that story,you were writing,and those cute parties we'd have.Living in this place ain't no fun with out ya" And as fast as possible they swooped me in my hospital bed, and took me to my beautiful house.It was a very american house with lushes flowers and a warm glow from the windows.Strangely somehow i felt i knew them.I screamed "Hey I was meant to die take me back,God thought it was my time!,I must not defy destiny!!!!"the fat kitty said "Okay I'll let ya die after you finish the story"I replied "But I've already finished it, the kitty dies and goes back to heaven to reunite with its mama and its papa."Fatty screamed "You know what the story shouldn't end that way cats always die as roadkill,in the pound,from hunger, please let him live,you gotta!!!" I rewrote the story with a happy ending.Suddenly it made me think that this was my destiny I had to live.I offered all my guests my favorite strawberry cake.

Actually I do believe my dream had a meaning not too long ago I was in the hospital wishing I was dead...(for personal reasons) and now I know I have to cherish every bit of it.Plus I love cats although the fat one creeped me out
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Posted 8/15/10
most of my dreams lead me to have deja vu moments

i had them written down but meh my cat spilled my water all over them

i do have vivid dreams ever so often but i forget them
Posted 8/15/10 , edited 8/15/10
No one, and I mean it, NO ONE is truly interested in what you dream. It's one of the most annoying subjects of all time.
Everytime a friend walks up to me and wants to tell me about a dream they had, I'm on autopilot. "Wow." "Mhm.." "That's so weird." Are common things I automatically say at these times.

If the dream didn't involve sex, it isn't interesting. You know I'm right.

However, if you're curious to know what your dreams meant you can check it out here http://www.dreammoods.com/
Great site. I check it out every morning.
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Posted 8/15/10
@Rebanex: Certainly people have found it so interesting enough they've replied to it.I like the topic its unique.The whole world isn't about sex you know. Please show some manners its rude.
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