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Which of these poor jokes is the funniest?
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Posted 7/18/11
LoL. The second.
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Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...
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2nd.. XD
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music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:
Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...


Frankly, I don't care for any of those jokes, either. The first one has the most potential, but would have been better with more brevity, or reworked as a redneck joke. The 3rd one is more a show of ignorance (not necessarily on your part), as most boomerang designs actually were not meant to be returning; IIRC, there are 9 different designs, of which only 1 is meant to come back.

Numbers 2 and 4 are easily the worst there- they make light of a substance addiction. I'd give worst to 2, as LSD is an illegal substance, it seems more condoning of its use, and well... curses tend to make jokes worse.

Best in the thread I give to the free samples one.
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Posted 7/20/11
none made me laugh unfortunately but voted for the first one.
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after eating his own plate,then go to others,and after licking others finger clean,say this 'its finger licking good' hahaha....
Posted 7/20/11 , edited 7/20/11

music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:



Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...


Pffft, Darling, I laugh at whatever I find funny. Like I said your jokes are lame and you probably look lame in RL TOO.
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all 3 made me lol. lol
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Posted 7/20/11

popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:



Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...


Pffft, Darling, I laugh at whatever I find funny. Like I said your jokes are lame and you probably look lame in RL TOO.


Ok first that didn't even make sense because as you can't judge a book by its cover, neither can you judge someone by 4 jokes that they happen to find kind of funny and you don't, and secondly that would only make sense if I had created these jokes, which I didn't ...

Besides you have made a "slight" mistake if you believe that these are the kinds of jokes I like and ONLY this kind, because what I meant with my first post is that although these aren't the funniest jokes in the world they are already much better than the lame jokes that you created this poll with (at least as far as I'm concerned they are lame to me but someone might find them amuzing, that I don't know) so don't make precipitaded judgements of the people you meet.

And if you trully believe that your sense of humour is a good one (something that I CAN'T see from this poll) then watch Jim Gaffigan's stand up comedy and tell me what you think. Then you can judge my personality if you want.
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Posted 7/21/11
None. I didn't find any of those funny the least bit
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"You are so poor, you eat mayo as if it was yogurt", thats gross
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music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:



Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...


Pffft, Darling, I laugh at whatever I find funny. Like I said your jokes are lame and you probably look lame in RL TOO.


Ok first that didn't even make sense because as you can't judge a book by its cover, neither can you judge someone by 4 jokes that they happen to find kind of funny and you don't, and secondly that would only make sense if I had created these jokes, which I didn't ...

Besides you have made a "slight" mistake if you believe that these are the kinds of jokes I like and ONLY this kind, because what I meant with my first post is that although these aren't the funniest jokes in the world they are already much better than the lame jokes that you created this poll with (at least as far as I'm concerned they are lame to me but someone might find them amuzing, that I don't know) so don't make precipitaded judgements of the people you meet.

And if you trully believe that your sense of humour is a good one (something that I CAN'T see from this poll) then watch Jim Gaffigan's stand up comedy and tell me what you think. Then you can judge my personality if you want.

If you think I'm going to read all that gibberish then you must be out of your mind. Thanks for wasting 5 minutes of your liofe typign something I wasn't going to read you lame o
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popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:


popcornpuffs wrote:


music7car wrote:



Sorry but if you want a funny joke, although not related to poor people, try these ones

- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

- A little boy walks to his grandma and says.. "Grandma, have you seen my pill bottle marked LSD??" and the grandma answers.. "F**k no. But have you seen the dragon in the kitchen??"

- "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" "I think you would call that a stick .."

- "The other day I was reading the newspaper and I saw this horrible study about all the dangers of drinking.. it scared the crap out of me so that's it ! From this day forward NO MORE READING !!"

Ok so these are just a few I know so if you want more look them up yourself instead of making a poll with such lame jokes ..


No Darling, these jokes are corny and none made me laugh.


Then Sweetheart, YOU have the worst sense of humour I've ever seen ...


Pffft, Darling, I laugh at whatever I find funny. Like I said your jokes are lame and you probably look lame in RL TOO.


Ok first that didn't even make sense because as you can't judge a book by its cover, neither can you judge someone by 4 jokes that they happen to find kind of funny and you don't, and secondly that would only make sense if I had created these jokes, which I didn't ...

Besides you have made a "slight" mistake if you believe that these are the kinds of jokes I like and ONLY this kind, because what I meant with my first post is that although these aren't the funniest jokes in the world they are already much better than the lame jokes that you created this poll with (at least as far as I'm concerned they are lame to me but someone might find them amuzing, that I don't know) so don't make precipitaded judgements of the people you meet.

And if you trully believe that your sense of humour is a good one (something that I CAN'T see from this poll) then watch Jim Gaffigan's stand up comedy and tell me what you think. Then you can judge my personality if you want.

If you think I'm going to read all that gibberish then you must be out of your mind. Thanks for wasting 5 minutes of your liofe typign something I wasn't going to read you lame o


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the first one was gross.
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