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Posted 7/8/10
^WHAT?! Where did u post it? <.<
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This is really odd o-o

Today, I decided to get a library card and borrow a book. When I got to the desk, the woman asked for my library card. As I was taking it out of my purse, a condom fell out right in front of her. She winked. MLIA.
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^LOL! XD

The other day I was on my mobile trying to unfriend my jerk ex, Peter. I tried to go to his friends, but it was somehow malfunctioning. It instead told me "Peter has no friends." Thanks for your support facebook, I'm glad SOMEONE understands. MLIA.
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^Awesome

HARRY POTTER FTW!

There was something wrong with my doorknob, and my mother and I couldn't open it from the other side. I started screaming "Alohamora!" several times. My mother was encouraging me. My neighbor glared over at us. I thought it was because I was being noisy, but instead he said "I am SO sick of Muggles trying to use our spells! Try a key!" MLIA!
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^Haha! xP

Today, my brother's annoying girlfriend told me to get her a hot chocolate. The only milk we had was expired, and the chocolate was off, but I made it anyway and she said it was delicious. MLIA.
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o-o

I bought a box with candy today. I decided to take a look at the expiring date, just to make sure. 'Best before end; 21-12-2012'. Even the candy is scared..

LOL -you have to watch 2012 to get this-
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LOL! XD BTW, do u believe in 2012 garbage?

Today I saw my cat licking the wall. I'm still confused. MLIA
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^Nope.

The other night I had a dream. I was in an elevator with a couple of people, when it got stuck. Naturally, I told them to hit the refresh button. I need to stay off the computer more often. MLIA.
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Tadase_Yoru wrote:

^Nope.

The other night I had a dream. I was in an elevator with a couple of people, when it got stuck. Naturally, I told them to hit the refresh button. I need to stay off the computer more often. MLIA.

YOU STOLE MY MLIA

OminousWhisper wrote:

^WHAT?! Where did u post it? <.<

nowhere. i was gonna post it here but u posted it before me

None of my stories ever get published. If this one does i will go to the mall dressesd a giraffe. MLIA
i really hope hes from canada XD

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^Ohh lol! Sorry xD ..

Today, I "Liked" a video on Youtube that I didn't like, just so I could be the 10,000th person to like it. MLIA.
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Yesturday a guy came up to me and said, "Hi im not trying to impress you or anything but yeahh im batman." Best pick up line ever MLIA

Wanna meet this guy o-o
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^That's so Angie xP ..

Today the song which I use as my ring tone was played on the tv. I picked up my phone. MLIA
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^Who does that


Last night I was at my friend's house playing Wii with her family. We began talking about a girl on my friend's soccer team who none of us liked, including my friend's mom. My friend said "She's such a...bad person." Because her 3 year old brother was in the room. Her mom finished her sentence with "Witch?" while her 3-year-old brother finished it with "Bi*chy witchy!" I love him. MLIA.

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@ecode--it is not me
@dee-- I do that. actually i did do that once, but i want the one that submitted it
Today, my best friends dislocated his shoulder. How? He was trying to lick his elbow. MLIA
this is what id totally do
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O_O Why the hell would you ever want to lick your elbow? o-o Weird much.

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "How's my L-O-V-E-R?". Two seconds later she texted me and said, "Sorry, that was meant for your dad. I hope you aren't blushing." I didn't blush, I just laughed. I love my parents. MLIA.
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