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Posted 7/12/10
@Ecode: Die.

Today I was playing wink murder with my English class. Everyone was dying really dramatically then lying on the desks all around the room. Just as one person was screaming and climbing onto someone else (there was no more room on the desks), our deputy headteacher walked in with some prospective students... I'm sure they can't wait to join our highschool now MLIA
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^Lol..

Today while walking home from work, I see a guy riding his bike down the street and his tire pops. Then he jumps off of it and throws it off the cliff and continues walking like nothing happened. MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10
^ o-o

Every time I try to text "care," the auto-complete on my phone changes it to "barf." My friends have never been more confused. MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10 , edited 7/12/10
Today I tried to snap my depressive friend back into shape, it didn't work out so well D: MLIA
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Today, I spent at least an hour wondering why glue doesn't just dry inside its bottle. I still don't know why. MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10
^ euh... okay? O_O

Today I decided to go for a bike ride, when I got to the garage I just realized I sold my bike yesterday during a garage sale... MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10
A bird just flew into our window after we used windex. MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10
Today, my neighbors dog, which loves me bit me, MLIA
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Posted 7/12/10
Average word of the day:
grow


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Posted 7/12/10
Today my sister's phone rang with the God-awful ringtone, "Party in the USA". My cat, sitting beside the phone, jumped up, hissed, and ran away. Good kitty. MLIA
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Posted 7/13/10
When I was little, I fell off my chair in Wendy's and bashed my head open pretty badly. My mom was freaking out and telling the people behind the counter to call an ambulance. No ambulance was called, but I DID get a free Frosty. MLIA
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Posted 7/13/10
Today I woke up in bed, and rolled over to find a hand under my pillow. I screamed. It was my hand, that was numb because it fell asleep. MLIA



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Posted 7/13/10 , edited 7/13/10
^LOL!

Today, I was babysitting a four year old and a six year old. The older one was a boy. He whispered to me "I have the power to destroy the universe." I think I'll babysit for them again. MLIA
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Today, I tried hiding from my sister by stuffing pillows under her blanket and hiding in the closet. When she walked in, I tried stifling my laughter. She said, "I know you're hiding; I can hear you laughing." I walked out of her closet with my hands up. She thought I was hiding under her bed. I caught her leaning over the bed, about to pull back the blanket. The look on her face? Priceless. MLIA

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Posted 7/13/10
^LOL!! XD

Today, I was chewing gum. After a good ten or fifteen minutes passed, I realized that the gum was no longer in my mouth... I still have no idea where it went. MLIA.
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