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We're Back! & We're going to takeover the world!


! Open this in full page, or it'll look gross !



So here are the wonderful Hatters.

The Gals:
W i s h // L o r e l e i // J o J o



The Dudes:
A r t e m i s // O w e n // R i l e y





And then...

THERE'S ME!







Well... An icon that represents me pretty fairly, at least. I mean, there's no way I'm actually a bear that wears glasses. Ugly ones at that. I mean, those would look hideous on me. OKAY, moving on... Wait... now that I look again, maybe those glasses aren't that bad...






The Explanation

Anywho, I was bored. That's all there is to it. And... I guess I kind of missed these crazy six ;D
I mean, I seriously adored them, and it was kind of sad when I killed the Hatters off at Himitsu & LC
(If anyone even remembers that group =_=). Sighh... So anyways, like I said,
THE HATTERS ARE BACKK <33 (:


Wanna Talk?

So, all of the posts here are basically going to be me & the Hatters being insane as usual.
But it's not just limited to us. I might even bring Coffee, Smokes, and Dahlia & Co. into it.
Know what this means...? You can come and join too! (: Whether it's you or your RP characters.
So seriously, drop by and say hi. We'll appreciate it ;D







And now, the insanity begins.

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Hello, Hello!

Danni: *singing* We're back, we're back, we're ba~~~ck!!

Wish: Shut. Up.

Danni: *still singing* We're back, we're back, we're BAAAAAACKKK!

Wish: Danni, I'm warning you...

Danni: You know what, YOU shut up, Wish. Because soon, this is going to go down a very familiar route.

Wish: *skeptically raises eyebrow* Oh, really?

Danni: Yeah, really. You're going to end up trying to maul me, then Artemis will come pry you off, and then you'll be all angry and stomp to your room. We're all sick of that opening now. So either you get over your anger issues, or go see a shrink. Because I'm done with you!

Owen: *sniffling* Ohmygosh, Danni! I feel so proud! You've finally moved on! So this is what it feels like to be a parent!

Danni: *sniffling as well* Yes, I'm so glad I made you proud!

*both of them start running to each other in slow-mo, their arms wide open*

Owen: Da~~~ughter!

Danni: Fa~~~ther!

*Falls into each others' arms in a dramatic hug*

Wish: You two, are just sick, sick people. I'm outta here.

*once Wish is gone, Danni & Owen fall to the ground in hysterical laughter*

Artemis: *rolling his eyes* God, you two just love pulling on Wish's chain, don't you.

Danni & Owen: Because she's a real b*tch.

JoJo: I do not want to hear things like that in my house. Ever. And stop pissing Wish off. Or I'll hurt you two.

Danni & Owen: *scared & slowly backing away* Yes, we apologize... Mother.

JoJo: WHO THE F*CK IS YOUR MOTHER?!

*Danni & Owen flee, JoJo quickly following*

Riley: ......

Artemis: Sometimes, I wonder why I live here...

*faintly in the distance, you can here Lorelei's shrieks as Danni, Owen, & JoJo invade the kitchen*

Lorelei: YOU MOTHERTRUCKERS! GET THE FUDGE OUT OF MY TERRITORY!

*And so another day at the Hatters go by...*

Posted 7/1/10
OH.OH. Someone has come to visit ...



Captain Sabre: AHOY HATTERS!

New Sabre: Uhh? Ahoy? What is that? Its meant to be HELLO!

Doctor Sabre: No, No. It's Greetings~

Parallel Sabre: Greetings? No one says that, freak~

Sabre the Outlaw: *Pops out from behind a tree* Oi. Give me the money, and no one gets hurt.

New Sabre: Guys, guys. We're being rude. We're here to see the hatters. Come on. This is the first time you guys are out of my body and have you're own. So don't FISHING screw it up!

Parallel Sabre: Whatever. OHH! Hey OWEN!

New Sabre: Put you're weapons away. That's just plain rude. I'm talking to you, outlaw.

Sabre the Outlaw: Ph-lease. I only came because I heard these guys are LOADED.

Captain Sabre: Yeah. Ruin the plan. Now New Sabre is going to go snitch on us.

Doctor Sabre: WOULD YOU IDIOTS BE COOL?! IM GOING TO CUT YOU UP.

Sabre the Outlaw: Ugh. You don't need to get all hormonal on us. *turns and GRINS* DANNI. Lovely to see you~ *Suddenly appears posh*

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Hatters meet Sabres!

Danni: OH! EM! GEE! It's Sabre! And many other Sabres!

Owen: OH! EM! GEE! Welcome, welcome!

Wish: *being rudely sarcastic* Great, just great. More of Danni's friends. Just what we needed.

Danni: Friend, technically. No plural. There's only one Sabre. What's plural, are her alter egos.

Wish: No, shut up. I don't want to hear it. I'm leaving.

*Wish walks away and disappears into the darkness (aka her room)*

Artemis: I apologize for my twin's behavior. She's still pissed at these two.

*Danni & Owen go all doe eyes, looking innocent as newborn puppies*

Artemis: Those have long ago lost effect on me. In Danni's case, at least. They never worked to begin with for Owen.

Owen: *pouting* Meanie.

Riley: Yay, guests.

JoJo: *rolling her eyes* Oh, great.

Danni: *devilish smile* We're going to have sooo much fun!
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MUWAHAHAHAAAHA! I FRICKIN LOVE THIS PLACE !

Melody: *epic fingerpoint because her fingernail is hotpink now*
HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!
*sees the many Sabres & the Hatters*
Hey guys, back me up here! There's too many of `em. Much more than I expected.

Simone: EESEEHA!

Melody: Eh? What'd you say Simone? *looks dumbfounded, mouth open*
*pulls out phone & starts "bing-ing"*

Simone: *shakes head* I said, 'Be quiet' in Greek... Melody. *smiles sweetly*

Melody: *with attitude* Mhmm.

Virtue: *jumps around, has headphones on, listening to music* OH MY GOD! I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS SONG~~!!

*Melody stares in embarassment, Simone tries to keep from laughing her head off*

Melody: VIRTUE! DUDE! Help me out here! We're outnumbered! 3 to like A HUNDRED! HEEYY!!

Virtue: *stops jumping* You talkin' to me? *pulls out headphones, turns off music* WOAH! LOOK AT THIS PLACE! Sweet.

Melody: *rubs forehead temples* Yes, yes. Nice place.

Simone: What'd you want us to do earlier?

Melody: *recovers quickly* OH RIGHT! SIMONE! VIRTUE! HELP ME POINT AT EVERYONE... NOW!!

*ALL 3 POINT*


Posted 7/2/10
NO.NO. We will not lose ... at pointing.



New Sabre: *Cheerful* Danni! Owen! Awesome to see you guys.

*Other Sabre in the back plotting something*

Sabre the Outlaw: She's going to tell them. Bash her in the head, quick.

Doctor Sabre: Hello. Without her, we wouldn't be here. GOSH. So Stupid.

Parallel Sabre: Oh Grow up. Both of you.

Captain Sabre: Oh you pathetic humans. Me, the greatest person ever-

Sabre the Outlaw: We could bash her.

Parallel Sabre: Not a bad idea.

Doctor Sabre: SHH! Melon is here.

New Sabre: ARGH! We will not lose at finger pointing! Come on guys, help!

Parallel Sabre: Pa-ha. Like that will happen.

New Sabre: I will send you back to where you came from.

Parallel Sabre: AND POINT PEOPLE. POINT!

*All Sabres point their electric blue painted fingernails*

Captain Sabre: HATTERS! You have to point too.
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OHHEACKNAH.

Simone: Oye. This is bad. We really are outnumbered.

Melody: Dang. How does Sabre do that? *thinks really hard* Ah. Fail.

Simone: Pfft. What were you trying to do just now?

Melody: *makes this face o3o* Ermm, trying to release my other inner personalities?

Virtue: Woah! You can do that, Melody?

Melody: Are you mocking me? Of course, I can't. I just tried it now.

Simone: You're a bit slow huh?

Virtue: Hey now. You should learn how to respect your elders, Miss..?

Simone: It's Simone. And I'm only a year younger!

Melody: *thinking, talking to self* Man, we're really outnumbered.

*somebody grabs her shoulder*

Marco: *talks suavely the entire time* Have you guys forgotten about me?

Melody: EEEEKK~!! *turns around to see Marco*
o/////////o

Simone: Ew, Dragon boss. > __> I thought we left him in the van.

Virtue: What the fudge Marco?! Don't scare Melody like that. *goes to hold Melody like a big bro*

Simone: Ugh Melody! Why are you red? *points*

Melody: WHAT?! It's not my fault!

Marco: *near Simone now* Yes, do not blame her.

Simone: *scoffs* Get away from me.
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No Point!

Danni: Gasp! Everyone's pointing! But... I don't want to point.

Owen: Aw, why not?

Danni: *falls to the floor, dying of exhaustion* I'm tired. Way too tired. I can't even raise my arm right now.

Owen: *pats Danni's head comfortingly* Tough march?

Danni: *jumps up* DUDE, THOSE NEWBIES DON'T KNOW HOW TO MARCH AT ALL!

Artemis: March...? Newbies...?

Danni: *scoffs* Yo, I'm a band geek. What do band geeks do, that involves marching?

Artemis: *gapes* YOU'RE IN MARCHING BAND?!

Danni: Uh, yeah. Second year now.

Wish: *pops out of nowhere* Wow, you're seriously in Marching Band? You're such a loser. Only losers are in Marching Band.

Danni: HOLY SHIT! HOW'D YOU KNOW?! *makes a loser sign with her left hand, then places it under her chin*

Wish: What... are you doing?

Danni: *in her lecture tone* Your head must always be pointed at the angle of this "loser sign". Therefore, Marching Band kids are LOSERS! Yay!

Owen: *cracking up at Wish's incredulous expression*

Danni: *back to ranting* God, this newbie next to me, he kept on screwing up! So I had to keep on helping him. But he's a good kid, so I'm not mad. It was fun teaching the newbies... I guess. BUT I'M SO TIRED! *flops back down, dying again*

Owen: But the parade looked like it was a success... You're just out of shape. Once practice starts daily again in August, you'll be fine.

Danni: Don't. Remind. Me. Fall practice is torture...

*Danni & Owen fall into a deep conversation about band*

Wish: Those two are serious band geeks. What losers... More like, Owen doesn't even play an instrument.

Artemis: No, he actually plays drums. So he was in Percussion during high school... before we left. Anyways, he was pretty awesome. Best snare player ever.

Wish: Why do you know so much...? Are you like in love with Owen?

Artemis: Hell, no. I was in the school newspaper team, remember? The stupid club manager kept on sending me to their performances so I could take pictures for the paper.

*Lorelei suddenly appears*

Artemis & Wish: *gaspp!* You actually left the kitchen on your own will?

Lorelei: Because I can hear Danni and Owen's stupid band talk from all the way in the kitchen. Can you PLEASE shut them up? You know what, nevermind. I'll do it.

*walks over to Danni & Owen, then smacks them really hard*

Danni & Owen: WHAT THE FUDGECAKES?!

*a brawl breaks out between the three*

Artemis: I humbly apologize on the Hatters behalf, for boring you with worthless band talk and other stupid things.

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L. O. frickin L.
Melody: Whew. Thanks Virtue. I feel better now.

Virtue: Oh, good. *lets go*

Marco: Haahaha! Look at those 3 go at it! They'd be great recruits for the Dragon family.

Simone: Are you kidding me?! You're trying to recruit these people? What makes you think they're *finger quoting* "Dragon material" anyway? For all we know, they would be excellent additions to the Achlys fam. We fight our conflicts out just like they're doing now.

Marco: Don't try and copy my idea! I'm a boss and you're just a right-hand.. remember?

Simone: *holds up a fist* You did not just go there.

Virtue: *breaks up between them* Now, what are you guys talking about? Families? You sound like you're in the mafia or something.

*Marco & Simone just stare at him, frowning.*

Marco: And, if I may ask, what are you exactly?

Virtue: Well... I'm a pirate! *smiles proudly*

Simone: A pirate? Mmhmm, I see. Uh, Melody. *waves her over* This guy's supposed to be a pirate? Doesn't seem like one to me. He appears too happy.

Melody: Well yaaahh. He's a musician and a doctor! Those types are supposed to be jolly. Not all pirates are "hard-core".

Virtue: *goes to hug Melody again* You're so sweet Meloodyyy~!

Melody: *pushes him away* And you're.. really huggy today.

Simone: I'm hungry, Melody. Let's go exploring. I'm sure there's some kind of food in this huge ole' place.

Melody: OK.

Marco + Virtue: What about us?

Marco: *looks at Virtue, realizing they had just said something in unison* Hey, let's not do that.. ever again. Alright?



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Mafia & Pirates

JoJo: *sees Danni, Owen, & Lorelei brawling* WHAT. THE. F*CK. ARE YOU DOING?!

*Danni, Owen, & Lorelei immediately stop*

Danni: *whispers from the corner of her mouth* No, Dragons or Achlys. If I had to choose, I'd forever be a Tae! Muhahahaha!

JoJo: Mafia? ABSOLUTELY NOT! I don't need more shit to deal with.

Danni & Owen: *pouts* Awww.

JoJo: What, you too?

Owen: But being in the mafia is cool!

JoJo: No, no, no, no, NO!

Danni: Darn it... Pirates?

JoJo: Rejected.

Danni: Darn it, AGAIN.
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Danni's Thoughts

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Virtue: Hold on a second. *points at Simone*
You think I'm not.. "pirate-enough" for ya?

Melody: Please Virtue.. Don't..

Simone: Well.. from my point of view. No, no I don't.

Virtue: *getting mad, meaning emotional* What?! You wouldn't last a single day on our pirate ship!

Simone: Oh yeah? You have no idea what a right-hand in a mafia family has to sacrifice! You'd probably wet your pants.. or something.

Virtue: *now red in the face* YOU!

* They continue bickering *

Melody: *facepalm* I've learned my lesson. I'll never bring these two together ever again.
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teehee, i'm in denial!

Danni: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALA!

Owen: Danni, come on! You nee-

*Danni interrupts with her screaming*

Danni: LALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU!

Owen: *exasperatedly* Danni!

Danni: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! *starts singing* ARE YOU READY FOR SOLARRRR? SAY ARE YOU READY FOR SOLARRRR?

Owen: Christ.

Artemis: What's with the fuss?

Owen: Danni's in denial.

Artemis: *rolls eyes* Jesus, not again. Why?

Owen: *sighs* I told her she really needs to get started on doing her summer assignments, along with memorizing her marching band music.

Artemis: *in shock* She hasn't even started yet?

Owen: *shakes head* She still has a five page essay to write, science fair forms, and four pages of marching band music. And she has done ZILCH. Marching Band already starts next month. If she doesn't get to it, she's screwed.

Danni: *still singing* 단 한순간도 떨어져있기가 두려워 (두려워). 매일밤 널 보내기가 점점 난 어려워 (어려워). I wanna rock with you 끝을 모르게. 너무 아름다워 너의 모든게. 이미 너와의 시간속에 예전 내모습은 찾을수가 없어. Ooh baby I know I can't control. 너무 멀리 와버렸어. 솔직히 말해 난 겁나기도 하지만 이 느낌을 멈출수가 없어. It's just a feeling. 가슴속 터질듯한 설렘도. It just a feeling. 세상을 다가진 이느낌도. It's just a feeling. 그어떤 아픔도 나는 두렵지가 않아. This must be feeling of love. You got me singing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Wish: Holy f*ck, what's with all those foreign words?!

Owen: Korean, duh.

Danni: *still singing* You got me saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Wish: Someone needs to shut her up.

Owen: Break her out of her denial first.

JoJo: Speaking of denial, have you found a job yet?

Owen: *jumps in surprise* Whoa!

JoJo: You haven't found a job yet, have you?

Owen: Uh... *joins Danni* YOU GOT ME SAYING YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Danni: Yes, Owen! Join the denial! We must sing Taeyang's song!

*And so Danni & Owen continued to sing Taeyang's "Just a Feeling" until Lorelei knocked them unconscious with a baseball bat.*
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Korean, not Chinese.

Danni: *listening to SHINee's Lucifer Album on repeat, with a frown*

Owen: Danni... Why are you frowning? You don't like the album?

Danni: *can't hear him because of the music*

Owen: DANNI! *yanks the earphones out of her ears*

Danni: OW, WTF?!

Owen: Why so upset?

Danni: BECAUSE! STUPID CR ISN'T WORKING! I WORKED SO EFFIN HARD TO MAKE AN AVII, AND THIS -the rest of this sentence has been censored due to inappropriate words-

Danni: DAMMIT, DON'T CENSOR ME, YOU -censored once again-

Owen: *pats Danni on the head* Calm down, Bear.

Danni: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU -censored, yet again-

Owen: *rolls his eyes and shakes his head, walking over to the stereo and turning it on*

*A-YO by SHINee turns on*

*Danni immediately stops and melts into happiness*

Artemis: *walks in and sees Danni* ...Is she high?

Owen: Yeah, maybe.

*suddenly, the music cuts off*

Lorelei: Finally, peace and quiet, with no weird Asian words.

Danni: You... YOU -sigh. censored.-

Lorelei: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU CHINESE BRAT!

Danni: *gapes, eyes going blank and slumping to the floor*

Owen: Oh, great. Just, great.

Lorelei: *carefully pokes Danni* Danni...? Hello...?

*Danni twitches, still looking broken*

Lorelei: *scared* What did I do...?

Owen: Good job, Lo. The one thing she's sensitive about. People not believing she's Korean, and calling her Chinese.

Lorelei: WTF?! Seriously? Wow. What a loser.

Artemis: *rolls his eyes and turns on the stereo, A-YO blasting out once again*

Danni: YAYYYYY!

*everybody rolls their eyes and leaves the room, leaving Danni to jump and dance around the room in happiness*
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i hatched an i d e a. o3o

Melody: Heeeyy Danniiii~~~ *skips to Danni who's still dancing to "A Yo"*
I'mma gonna call up MinHo right now.
You want I should tell him to bring Taemin too~~? *winks*

Simone: Who? *puts on an annoyed, "huh?" face*

Melody: MinHo! And don't look at me like that! He doesn't concern you.

Simone: MinHo, huh? Is he a Tae member? *thinking face, hand on chin*

Melody: No he isn't. (thank God) You obviously haven't heard of SHINee? Do you even listen to Korean music? Do you even listen to Greek music? What is Greek music anyways? *shakes head*

Simone: *crosses arms* Jeeez, what is wrong with you?

Melody: Nothing. *pulls out phone*

Simone: *walks over to Melody* *hovering over shoulder* How'd you get this guy's number anyways?
*deepens voice to make it annoying-sounding* You a stalker or something?

Melody: NO! *moves away from Simone*
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