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What was one question a teacher asked in school, and when being answered inappropiately made you laugh?
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In school my History teacher asked the class, "How did China open it's door to the world?" Some kid answered "Like a virgin. Like this" and he grabbed both his legs with both hand and open his legs openThis was Junior year and he had detention. I just laughed, so funny. He tried to play it off by saying that was a Madonna song, so she shouldn't be allow to give him detention.
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In school my History teacher asked the class, "How did China open it's door to the world?" Some kid answered "Like a virgin. Like this" and he grabbed both his legs with both hand and open his legs openThis was Junior year and he had detention. I just laughed, so funny. He tried to play it off by saying that was a Madonna song, so she shouldn't be allow to give him detention.


hahaha thats friken funny
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Posted 7/7/10 , edited 7/7/10
I know Have you had any similar situation?
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31 / M / Singapore
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this might not be as funny, but once a teacher asked "what does OJT stand for?" OJT is 'on the job training', me being a smart ass said "orange juice team"...it didn't make any damn sense but everyone started to crack up, even the teacher
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I'd always laugh when a kid was absent for a while, and the teacher asked "has anyone seen _____ ". There was always a smart ass kid who would reply "He's dead". hahaha.



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Ankyit wrote:

this might not be as funny, but once a teacher asked "what does OJT stand for?" OJT is 'on the job training', me being a smart ass said "orange juice team"...it didn't make any damn sense but everyone started to crack up, even the teacher


LMFAO, that sounds like some group some elementary schooler would come up with who just drink nothign but carton or bottle of juices. Lol, I have a sense of humor and a imagination.
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lol, that's fucked up
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21 / M / On Your Roof
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i dont think so, but once a language teacher asked us what we have homework for today and a guy said PORN, but i dont think the teacher understood anyways lol.
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24 / F / Tampa, FL
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I remember in 7th grade my teacher was teaching us about what is used to define culture, and one of the things was clothing. Me, being a smart ass, raised my hand and said, "But if clothing is part of what defines a culture, then what about nudist colonies?"

It was really stupid and now I find it unfunny, but everyone laughed. Damn 12 year olds lol.
Posted 7/10/10
Let me fuck you. Damn that was funny. Then i found out my anus can fit a fist
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A health teacher in middle school had an open anything goes answer question session with a bunch of early teens. One boy spoke up and said a cousin was a mutant and his testicles were located much higher on his body. For whatever reason I blurted out Chestnuts! And the room of thirty teens exploded in laughter!
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20 / F / under your covers :D
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well it wasnt anything that she said or anybody replied to what she said, its what she did aha.
we were learning about the reproductive system and since we were jotting notes down she wrote on the board. so, instead of writing functions. she wrote fucktions it was kinda ironic since it was about reproducing
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I was in my chem lab, and the TA said "Be careful so it doesn't dribble" (referring to a bottle of HF acid)
Some girl (surprisingly) said, "That's what she said."

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27 / F / US
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Posted 7/11/10
Well this is kind of the opposite, but my psychology asked all of us what turns us on. Haha.
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116 / F / Israel
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once in gym class my teacher told one of the guys "let me touch your balls" and the guy respond him "be gentle"
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