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What was one question a teacher asked in school, and when being answered inappropiately made you laugh?
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Posted 7/11/10 , edited 7/11/10
LOL this reminded me of when my U.S history teacher asked
what did the K.K.K stand for?
one of my classmates said the Kool Kids Klub

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Posted 7/12/10

-doodle wrote:

once in gym class my teacher told one of the guys "let me touch your balls" and the guy respond him "be gentle"


LMAO That was funny.
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Posted 7/12/10
Lol. That all I have to say, lol
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I participated in some body fat % measurement for a friend in Kinetics.

I was required to lift up my shorts at one point so they can get to the upper thighs. I told the prof that was demonstrating the example,

"Try not to get too excited prof, I'm not lifting it up any higher than this."

She turned red and giggled, and shook her head, the others burst out laughing.
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This wasnt a teacher, but in my heath class of my junior year in high school a girl asked "What does sperm taste like. The teacher responded "That is not appropriate!" Then the student asked if it tasted like orange juice?" The teach said "No it does not taste like orange juice!" The student then said "Well how do you know it does'nt?"

She got her there. The teacher started to blush and everyone started to laugh. Oh highschool humor. lol
Posted 7/12/10

popcornpuffs wrote:

In school my History teacher asked the class, "How did China open it's door to the world?" Some kid answered "Like a virgin. Like this" and he grabbed both his legs with both hand and open his legs openThis was Junior year and he had detention. I just laughed, so funny. He tried to play it off by saying that was a Madonna song, so she shouldn't be allow to give him detention.


guess you had to be there


-doodle wrote:

once in gym class my teacher told one of the guys "let me touch your balls" and the guy respond him "be gentle"


i feel we are only getting part of the story here .
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Posted 7/12/10
LOL
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21 / M / Los Angeles
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Not really a question.
Teacher: Don't squeeze it to hard or else you'll push all the liquid out.
Class: O_o.....
Teacher: Just start from the bottom and slowly go up and then back down, slowly letting the liquid come out.
Be gentle because the tube if very sensitive.
Me: *LMFAO*
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This wasn't in school cause I have a bad memory and school was 5 years ago, but in the Marine Corps we get classes sometimes. Recently all of the fresh boots (Marines just out of boot camp) have been making "That's What She Said" popular. The most recent time we were having a class and my Staff Sergeant said "Next" (referring to the next slide on the powerpoint), and out of the blue one of the boot female marines said "that's what she said". It only made everyone crack up because classes in the Marine Corps are uber-boring. Mostly it's shit people do in the Marines that ends up being funny though. -_-
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Posted 7/13/10
LOL!!
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Posted 7/13/10
haha ....damn.... .....well my funny classmates alwys come late to xclass running then the teacher keeps asking them questions but they just keep laughing.....he even one left them out and didnt let them enter class
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Posted 2/19/11
Never in my life.
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Teacher: "What is the landmark that was built by Ancient Egyptians that symbolizes their Pharaoh's greatness?"
(something like that which is, obviously, the pyramid)

(One kid raised his hand and stood up so he can answer the question)

Kid: " *high-pitched tone* PYRAMIIIIDDDDD "

Apparently, that kid just mocked Charice Pempengco.
Epic shit, I tell you.
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Posted 2/22/11
once a teacher was pointing a ruler to my friend and said;
''at this end of the ruler is a idiot''
my friend got a detention after asking which end he meant.
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Posted 2/22/11
Actually, it was the teacher's comment that made me laugh

"Does anyone know who Karl Marx was?"
"Wasn't he that German guy?"
"No, shutup."
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