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What was one question a teacher asked in school, and when being answered inappropiately made you laugh?
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Posted 2/22/11
mine has be a teacher teaching my class about nuclear fusion and nuclear fision
hwews how it went
teach: ok there is one thing you need to kno about nuclear fusion and nuclear fision
nuclear fusion has a FU and nuclear fision has a FI ok wen we talk about the sun we talk about nuclear fusion with a FU not a FI ook remember that fusion is with a FU not FI now just remember FU and you will do fine on the test
class: LOL
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Posted 2/22/11
I don't remember any but how about when everybody is taking a test and some kid farted? >:[
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Posted 2/26/11
During highschool, there was a substitute teacher and the class was playing that game where you have a word, and give hints to try to get one side to guess the right word but with limits on certain hints that can't be used. I don't remember the name obviously.

One of my friends was up, and the he gave the clue "A group which commits a lot of crime"

The word was Blackmail.
Posted 3/20/11
Well kinda we were using bunson burners in Chemistry class and this guy told our teacher he couldn't get his bunson burner to work, so she helped him and once she got it working he went "Oh Miss, you got my bunson burning." and I just burst out laughing. One of those childish humour days I guess
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Posted 3/20/11
i remember an incident during my 1st year in college

prof: "anybody of you college students know what a clitoris is?"
class: *silent blank stares*
me: (at the back) snickering.. dude you said clit.. hehe
prof: anybody aside from the joker? you 3rd from the left 2nd row! what is a clitoris?!
girl A: uhm... i don't know..
prof: it's attached to your body and you don't know?! for crying out loud college students! anybody from the boys want to defend her honor? you there!
boy A: *stood there grinning stupidly* i don't know sir..
prof: alright fat boy at the back.. tell us in your own words what is a clitoris?
me: *hamming it up and preparing the punchline* The clitoris is the.. uhm.. the.. actually sir, I forgot the exact definition but I'm pretty sure it's at the tip of my tongue!
prof: *literally laughing his ass off* you dirty dirty bastard!
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Posted 3/20/11
This was a few years back, in Geometry class. We had a teach with a heavy Vietnamese accent who was asking a student for the definition of a 'Flow Chart' (but all the class heard was blowjob), and the student just sat there for a good 5 minutes repeating himself, "A what? What are we learning?" While the teacher kept repeating "flow chart, flow chart, flow chart (blowjob, blowjob, blowjob)". I guess it's more on the teacher for the humor there.
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Posted 4/2/11 , edited 4/2/11
My teacher asked me how can you keep from getting sick i saaid iunno by wiping your ass right.
she gav me detentionD:

my other teacher also said what does bk stand for in one of jay-z's songs.. i blurted out burger king and he said no! it stands for beyonce knowles!
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