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Posted 5/6/08
I'll pass on that, there is a wisdom behind not seeing our Creator in this life time.
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23 / F / Vancouver
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I would first ask him if he's a real asshole like what those bible thumpers have been saying

I'd them tell him that he's the most perverted voyeur i've ever known
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We can already talk directly to God through prayer. But if you mean face to face, I think I would give God a giant hug for being my savior and forgiving me of my sins.
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i'd ask him if i could meet my dad.
i'd ask him what really happens after we die.
and i definitely wouldnt thank him cuz i know he created the world but i was created through sex hahaha.
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im gonna confess my sins and asked for His forgiveness
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Hey big guy !

How are you this fine morning/evening?

but anyway...,
I would probably hug and kiss him in happinessXD
and beg for forgiveness
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I'm gonna hug him even without words our hearts will have its conversation....I love you Lord Jesus Christ!!!
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i like street fighter the hado ken is my god
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I would ask, "So which one are you, omnipotent or benevolent? You obviously cannot be both."
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Posted 5/7/08
I would say;

''Well blow me! it's Zeus! All the other religions were wrong you say? I thought it looked a bit empty up here. You must have been livid when the Romans converted to Christianity, if only they knew, oh well... whats for lunch?''

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24 / F / Colorado
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Hm. Our conversation would probably go this way:
"Gee, you just proved that you really exist, now of all times?"
That's it. I guess if he did exist, then my Agnostic ways would be nonexistent.
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I will ask the first think that comes into my mind...But the first thing that comes surely is


WOAH!~~DAMN~
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Top 6 things I would say to God:

6) Ass-sphincter says what?

5) Pete and Repeat went walking down the street, Pete got killed. Who was left?

4) All you had to do was SMITE Clay Bennett...SERIOUSLY GOD...FAIL. FAIL!!!

3) Oprah is still alive you know...

2) Hey bud. What's up? Hey...um...I know you created the world and everything...earth, wind, fire and water...yeah water is good...but we mortals created GATORADE BITCH! GATORADE. GATORADE. GATORADE.

1) You look fat in that dress. Lose some weight whore.
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Posted 5/8/08
say thanks for my existence then ask a lot of questions about that is happening around the world right now and why are they happening...
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25 / M / over the hills an...
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Posted 5/8/08 , edited 5/8/08
i would tell him to show himself to i can punch him for every scream in pain, every child molested, every suicide case including my uncles, every rape, every rich man looking down and laughing at the poor

basically i would beat the living daylight out of him, he created man but man created vale tudo ... wait .. he doesnt exist i just remembered
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