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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Posted 5/7/08, edited 5/7/08
i like street fighter the hado ken is my god
Posted 5/7/08
i would have asked so many questions, and ofcourse forigiving for my sins. and the main question for us i would ask why do we exsist
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I would ask, "So which one are you, omnipotent or benevolent? You obviously cannot be both."
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Posted 5/7/08
I would say;

''Well blow me! it's Zeus! All the other religions were wrong you say? I thought it looked a bit empty up here. You must have been livid when the Romans converted to Christianity, if only they knew, oh well... whats for lunch?''

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22 / F / Colorado
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Hm. Our conversation would probably go this way:
"Gee, you just proved that you really exist, now of all times?"
That's it. I guess if he did exist, then my Agnostic ways would be nonexistent.
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M / Somewhere
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I will ask the first think that comes into my mind...But the first thing that comes surely is


WOAH!~~DAMN~
Posted 5/7/08
fuck of bitch your not real
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Top 6 things I would say to God:

6) Ass-sphincter says what?

5) Pete and Repeat went walking down the street, Pete got killed. Who was left?

4) All you had to do was SMITE Clay Bennett...SERIOUSLY GOD...FAIL. FAIL!!!

3) Oprah is still alive you know...

2) Hey bud. What's up? Hey...um...I know you created the world and everything...earth, wind, fire and water...yeah water is good...but we mortals created GATORADE BITCH! GATORADE. GATORADE. GATORADE.

1) You look fat in that dress. Lose some weight whore.
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25 / F / Oasis
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Posted 5/8/08
say thanks for my existence then ask a lot of questions about that is happening around the world right now and why are they happening...
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24 / M / over the hills an...
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i would tell him to show himself to i can punch him for every scream in pain, every child molested, every suicide case including my uncles, every rape, every rich man looking down and laughing at the poor

basically i would beat the living daylight out of him, he created man but man created vale tudo ... wait .. he doesnt exist i just remembered
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Hello..... yup that's pretty much it....and I'll faint afterwards
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21 / F / SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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Posted 5/8/08
i'd ask him why my aunt was stuck with an abusive husband for almost 20 years, why my cousin married a pedophile, why my moms best friend shot herself, why he allowed a guy to attempt to molest me, when i was not even out of elementary school, this one teenage guy that my cousin hung out with once in a while (when nobody was around of course) pinned me down and tried to shove his finger in me, i fought him off though, i didn't tell anyone about it and i have absolutely no clue where that guy is now.
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19 / M / SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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Posted 5/9/08
i would ask where's allah
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24 / M / Spencer,Iowa 51301
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Posted 5/9/08
I'd tell him to fuck off that and ask him where the hell he was when I and the people I care about needed him most.
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20 / F / The Silent Sun
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Posted 5/9/08
Juz "thanks".
i think i'll forget everything i wanna say to him even if i prepare a script,
so juz the simple word.
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