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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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I'll be like shit! He does exist! OH NO WTH AM I GOING TO DO NOW?! And thank him but ask him why he made my life hell at times. Of course and maybe ask him for a favour or a gift or sth
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26 / F / Fresno, CA
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I'd ask him who really did stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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"It must be tiring to see what every single living thing on Earth is doing, right?"

"And you should take a break once in a while, since you've done so much for the Earth."

"One more thing, Thanks."
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22 / M / Yeah
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"Nice try, Jim, where's the speakerphone?"
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21 / M / Dracula's castle
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What are you doing here?
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i'll ask him if he wanna be my frend..LOL...jk.... i'll will say make the world a place free of suffering and sadness and no more wars
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24 / F / Facebook XD
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xx pls. keep my family safe at all times.. xx
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24 / M / Australia
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Id probably have nothing constructive to ask him because itd take the fun out of life, so id just ask him, do you perv on girls? or do you ever get bored of being almighty? or something equally as stupid as that. =)
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Has anything about us gone the way you planned?
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21 / F / Intelligence Route
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" God, help me out of this. You the one I can trust. "
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19 / M / in ur dreams
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go to hell you son of bitch i never loved you ever
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24 / M / USA
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Regarding conservatives (politically) "What did you shove up their ass before you sent them to earth???" Oh and: "What the fuck is Sonicslam101 talking about?"
Posted 1/6/08
I'll make a deal with you.
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24 / M / USA
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jasamaja wrote:

Dear God,

Thank You for giving me this life, and thank you for asking me if I want to get born. And thank You for letting my friend getting that depressed that he jumped off the bridge. Thank You for letting one of my acquaintances get into an accident and end up totally paralysed. Thank You for letting my cat getting hit by a car. Thank you for letting my Grandpa die in such a painful way. Thank You for letting one of my Sis's best friends getting over-rolled by a train. Thank You for letting the people fight each other all the time. Thank You for giving racism and other kinds of discrimination a chance. Thank You for letting children starve to death. Thank You for letting the children get abused. Thank You for letting the animals getting tortured. Thank You for letting the Nature slowly die. Thank You for letting certain species of animals and plants getting extinct. Thank You for letting so many beings suffer. Thank You for letting exist incurable diseases. Thank You for making this World to be such a dreadful place. (The thank you thingy is sarcasm, just for the dumbies that didn't get it)

God, honestly, I can only admire You for being such a big............................ FAILURE!!!

Instead of playing The Sims with us and being such a lazy Ass, you should get off your Holy couch and start to use your Godly Power to make this World to be a better one!!!!!! =P

Yours sincerely

Flo~



PS: I do not believe in God, I am just being sarcastic, even though the things that I mentioned did happen for real.



Im gonna have to steal that pic and put it on my profile.
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Posted 1/6/08



god is with us


god bless ........
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