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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
Posted 2/28/13
Please help Maelynn stay strong.
Posted 2/28/13
i wont say a thing since me and him will just have a long staring contest XD
Posted 2/28/13
I'd just tell him that his so-called "most precious creations" are destroying the world right now.
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Posted 3/3/13
Hey people, many of your comments are fantastic and hilarious .........I talk to God everyday so i'd be "hey man, it's about time" then * hit our fists together* and hug for a long time. (God knows me better than I know myself) After that I'd ask about what my next job is.





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Posted 3/4/13
"Okay god let me show you how its done"
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Posted 3/4/13
What have I ever done to you for you to hate me, you big bully.
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Shouldn't of made us ..
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Posted 3/4/13
Do you like my sexy beard;D
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Posted 3/4/13
I suppose I'd ask why he made us in first place and some other hard-to-understand questions
Posted 3/4/13
"What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"

And if he didn't answer "42," he obviously isn't real and this whole meeting never took place.
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Posted 3/4/13
How can I stop entropy?
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Posted 3/4/13
Talk to him about religious things and how the world is created and everything.. and thank him for everything he did for everyone and forgive my sins and all (:
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Posted 3/4/13
depends on which god you're talking about as there are millions of gods in this world, and each one would require a diffrent question. as for the abrahamic god. well if he's so omniscentient he should know my question before I ask it (despite the number of times his own religion's text proves he's not so. such as adam and eve managing to hide from him)

as for zeus probably "why are you such a man whore?"

laozi (though technically seen as an imortal in taoism not a deity) what is truth and what is the divine (I'd probably ask the same of buddah)

amaterasu "why does her light have to be so harsh" (my eyes are sensitive to light especially sunlight)

arianhod "why punish your sons for the sins of their father)

ceridwen "what's the recipe for the potion of insperation that she brewed for her son and which gwiddion-bach acidently ingested"

and i'll stop there as I'll be here all day if I was to list a question for every deity i can think of
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Posted 3/4/13
id ask him out to dinner and then we would laugh the night away
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