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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Posted 3/4/13
Would ask him all my statistics, like how long have i slept in my life or how long have i spent in the shower.
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Posted 3/11/13 , edited 3/11/13
Lets see, I do NOT believe in god however if my life gets better and doesn't suck balls and my seizures magically disappear(my doctor said I am fucked) and my memory gets better since I forget things easily I get a nice girlfriend/wife and live a nice life I will believe in him.
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But if he was* real I'd tell him to fix my shity ass life or just kill me, its up to him.
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"Why did you make me such an outcast, you big bearded jerk!"
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Posted 3/17/13
Can you give me a bigger package?
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21 / M / Canada
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"Get your ass over here so I can kick it for hiding yourself for so long !"
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Posted 3/17/13
I would ask him why he's chosen to take so many of my people at such a young age.

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Posted 3/17/13

elementg12 wrote:

Would ask him all my statistics, like how long have i slept in my life or how long have i spent in the shower.


Never thought about it but this would be pretty cool actually. ^
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Posted 3/18/13
I would ask him why he wasn't in my life..
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Posted 3/18/13
"Do you even lift bro? And if you do can you make a boulder so big that not even you can lift it?"
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Posted 3/18/13
I would be happy just to be able to talk to him
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18 / M / Do you really care?
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Posted 3/18/13
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24 / M / your mind
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Posted 3/18/13
If I were able to speak to this "God" you speak of, I imagine the conversation would go something like this
ME: Wsup Mayne
God: Wsup
ME: Whats good?
God: Chillen, bein omnipotent and shit, you?
ME: Just coolin' man, tryin to get my money right
God: I hear dat, gotta get that paper
ME: You already know
God: yeh yeh, yo so i got this party bout to jump-off in heaven, you down?
ME: Nah son, I'm good, shouldn't you be doin more important shit like answerin prayers and savin peeps?
God: nah you trippin, that shit is WHACK
ME: aight man, whatever submerges your submarine, Imma dip then, PEACE
God: Latez homie, hit me up
ME: Fsho
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39 / M / Baltimore, Maryland
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Posted 3/18/13
So how many intelligent life forms are within the universe and how many of them actually got this whole life thing right? You want a beer or do you prefer wine? Oh yeah sorry bout the whole atheism thing but the last time you called the guys who got the message used it to control society to the point of ignorance. By the way could you explain to me the whole boy band thing? I can understand spiders so small that can actually kill a man within minutes but to subject a species to something as cruel as listening to Justin beiber that's just wrong!!!
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Release your wrath on jb please
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Posted 3/18/13 , edited 3/18/13
I'd mostly have questions...

1. What is the one true religion? (+Why is this one true religion so messed up?)
2. What is the reason for life, the universe, and everything?
3. May you grant me some wishes?
4. Why am I me, in this body as this "soul" and not someone else?
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