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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Posted 1/6/08, edited 4/18/08

Lomy wrote:

Then I would be dead


nop. you're still alive...just experience a conversation with god
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I would say, "where the fuck you been this whole time?".
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macphapie wrote:


Lomy wrote:

Then I would be dead


nop. you're still alive...just experience a conversation with god


Mercy GOD Mercy
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wut if god wasnt a "he"?
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simplesmilesx3 wrote:

wut if god wasnt a "he"?


I think God doesn't have a gender
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God is a Spirit is not a He in the physical sense and yet God is Masculine but like a stay home Dad has Feminine qualities.
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WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!
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I'd ask him for some money... then slap him in the face and tell him I'd be back >.<
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Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."
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ill be like, OMG where have u been the last 2thousand years?
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Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."


xD
You mean Bruce Lee's throne?
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Posted 1/6/08, edited 4/18/08

Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."


xD
You mean Bruce Lee's throne?


Bruce Lee only helps important and intelligent people. God is in charge of the stupid people. Hence, I'd be in charge of the stupid people.
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Posted 1/6/08, edited 4/18/08

Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."


xD
You mean Bruce Lee's throne?


Bruce Lee only helps important and intelligent people. God is in charge of the stupid people. Hence, I'd be in charge of the stupid people.


And I'm in charge of you!

Make them play in traffic!!!!!!
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Posted 1/6/08, edited 4/18/08

Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."


xD
You mean Bruce Lee's throne?


Bruce Lee only helps important and intelligent people. God is in charge of the stupid people. Hence, I'd be in charge of the stupid people.


And I'm in charge of you!

Make them play in traffic!!!!!!


Dude... I might be awesome, but I'm not God... yet.
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woodissexy wrote:

id just say wtf he should know exactly what i mean when i say that


lol, so true
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