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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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First off I'd be like "whoa so you do exist...awkward....sorry I've been an atheist for the past few years." Then I'd be like "Why are you making my life so shitty? I don't deserve this, no one does." And lastly I'd end it with, "We still cool right? Y'know after the whole atheist thing...umm...kbai."
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I'd ask whether he actually cares whether people believe in him or not, as well as his stance on gays/abortion.
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21 / M / Earth
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I'd meet him under certain conditions. In my hand, I would have the mighty God Slaying weapon. I'd then announce to him that I am there to slay him.

Hopefully I win in order to take his place.
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"All hail the Immortal, Almighty God! None deserve to be in your presence, yet You, in Your Infinite Wisdom, have allowed me this great honor to actually meet and speak with You, oh Beloved! So, um, yeah, if you were to create a boulder no one could lift, could you lift it? If one was to travel back in time and kill oneself before they traveled back in time, what would happen?" Then I would ask, "How does this all work?" I would ask him much more. "Can I have Your autograph?"
That is if my eyes, tongue, and whatever body I am using doesn't get destroyed from His presence.

"How much gravity is at the center of a black hole? Please tell me, please, please, pweeeease, pwetty, pweety pwease with a charity on top."

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I would ask him to not be such a dick to people, I mean have you ever read the Bible objectively because most of the time that he actualy does anything, even if it has a "greater meaning", he is usually making some ones life very shitty, also I would tell him to not have such double standards, keeping people good under the threat of God's wraith when he says that wraith is one of the deadly 7. also I'd have to get a picture of me with him and show it to my overly religious friends just to rub it in their face that I, the least religious one of us got to meet god first and I don't mean that I died
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25 / F / AnimeWorld
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I wouldn't say anything, I would just cry on his/her shoulder, and praise him/her, because that how much I love him/her
This is for the People Who Hate Him
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Posted 6/27/13
Kill off the planet and start over. The current population needs to be wiped out and the earth "reset".
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I would ask for forgiveness of my sins and thank him for everything he has done for me. I would also ask questions that have to do with the different ideas in Theology.
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25 / M / Norway
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''Thanks for being able to talk to you your higness and I'm grateful that I'm still alive while being able to experience what we call life''
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19 / M / West Chicago
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Posted 6/27/13
I'd thank him or her.
Even through better and worse; showing me life.
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I would ask whats with his sense of humor?
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Posted 6/27/13

morguetheft wrote:

I would ask whats with his sense of humor?


This. ^

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27 / M / San Diego
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I would say; "sup, can I get super powers since your all powerful and created the universe and all. Plzzzz? *puppy eyes*
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Posted 6/27/13
Since Mipegg was able to give me a convincing explanation of dark matter, I now want to request laser eyes.
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27 / M / Kentucky
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Posted 6/28/13
I'd probably remain silent and kinda gauge what he says or how he acts first before I say anything. Typical reaction to everyone I meet for the first time anyway.
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lol i'd ask him to take a picture with me, then make a meme out of it
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