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I'd ask him why he's such a giant contradictory prick.
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"Got any job openings?"
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"Why do you hate babies so much that you give tens of millions of them malaria and aids?"
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How can I talk to it if it doesn't exist?
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Man, I wish my reply could be as positive as everyone elses but it can't. Two years ago my brother died at the age of 27. Then last year I lost both of my best friends and my Uncle who I was very close with. If I had a chance to talk to him, it would more than likely consist of very heated, angry and outraged feelings. I used to go to Him when I needed support from any sort of distress. Now I resent him so much. Life without my brother has been the hardest freaking thing I have ever experienced and if it wasn't for my significant other, I dunno if I could suivive. I wouldn't thank Him for anything other than the misery he's caused me.
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Tell him he's a bastard. Then ask why religion is so corrupt. Give him the finger. Leave and reign in Hell.
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I'd walk up to him, nice and slow, all in his face, only saying these words
"You get off on our pain, don't you?'
Then do a Triple Front Flip Salchow Swan Dive into the fiery pits of hell.
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"God, do you hate me?"
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I would ask him to get everyone to stop using internet Explorer. (And stop using winXP if possible.)
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"Sorry for thinking you're imaginary." I guess...  |
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I'd ask him when the zombies are coming
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Nothing Id simple stare because he would already know everything I had to ask.
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I read somewhere on one of these forums that bible thumpers are claiming amine is satanic. So I'd ask god if it was true. If he said yes I'd kindly ask him then to go f himself and I'm going to hand with the devil then.
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To the guy above... I'm a Christian and the idea of anime being satanic sounds dumb even to me.
Secondly this thread actually pisses me off full stop, stop being ignorant people tyvm.
Now to answer the question I'd do 3 things.
1st I'd ask If i could just fast track to the heaven bit :3
2nd I'd ask for an indestructable letter from God explaining why we are as we are.
3rdly I'd ask for a photo of him... yeah I'm not sure how that one'd go either.
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