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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Want to come in for a cup of tea
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I would ask him...

If the human brain is capable of containing 140 years of memories then why do people keep forgetting things?

I would also thank him for saving my life three times already, keep up the good work.
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Thank him for giving me such a wonderful and supportive family.
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I'd tell him he does a shit job of managing the world and should retire and make place for someone more qualified.
PS. I'd also thank for all the good he did for me.
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I figure it'd be pretty cool to philosophize with an omniscient being. I'd probably ask for some solutions to paradoxes (just to see if there really is an answer), but I'd expect him to say something along the lines of "that shit is nonsense dude." The biggest choice is catering though. I'd love to have a few drinks with him, but what kind of libations does God prefer? I think I'd bring scotch as a gift (something tells me God likes the classy-type hard liquor), but obviously defer to his home bar since I figure heaven is probably pretty well-stocked. After that, I'll just let the alcohol do the talking -- it's bound to be a pretty interesting conversation if we're both tanked. The actual questions don't really matter too much -- a late-night bender with God would be incredibly more satisfying than asking questions that I probably wouldn't understand the answers to. "Remember Sodom and Gomorrah? You don't? Ah man, that shit was nuts. Have you heard about that prank I pulled on Abraham? I was all like 'hey, you should kill your son as an offering,' and he was all like 'alright let's do it,' and then I was all like 'dude, I was just kidding' -- Good Times"
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I wouldn't want to meet God. Proving he exists would ruin the fun.

Then again, I could probably come up with a half-suitable explanation for why he might not actually exist anyway, so it'd all just be more brain-fodder. Along that vein of thought, I'd probably ask him about some philosophical questions, but always keeping in mind that he may or may not be a figment of my imagination. The point of view of a deity would certainly serve to broaden my mental horizons.
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Posted 8/9/13
My turn?
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send me to hell, lucifer did a hell of a lot more for humans than you ever did (lets face if it he never got eve to bite into the apple, we'd all be as brainless as any other animal).

if god exists he did a shitty job dealing out cards, to many people dealt 7-2's, and the ones holding the aces tend to be utter jerks.
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CALI!
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What should I say God? Then I would know but I USED MY QUESTION UP!
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well I speak to him in my prayers all the time, but I would ask him why he created us, for what purpose? why didn't he kill the devil? why is it that the whites have control of everything while minorities get the leftovers? why did he create different races? why did he allow there to be different religions? why did he allow us to make money so powerful? why do I have a penis, if im not supposed to have sex? oh theres so much I would ask.
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Not much, ask him how he has been, what he has been up to recently, etc.
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"So...may I please be reborn as a magical beast of fantastic?"
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"No? Okay...how about...details on the next plague?"

Maybe we'd just sit around and play Cards Against Humanity.
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21 / M / AR
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Ask him why I haven't won the lottery yet.
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19 / M
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I'd ask to have beer with him.
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25 / M / PA
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I'd probably just say.... WTF!?!
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