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If I were able to speak to this "God" you speak of, I imagine the conversation would go something like this
ME: Wsup Mayne
God: Wsup
ME: Whats good?
God: Chillen, bein omnipotent and shit, you?
ME: Just coolin' man, tryin to get my money right
God: I hear dat, gotta get that paper
ME: You already know
God: yeh yeh, yo so i got this party bout to jump-off in heaven, you down?
ME: Nah son, I'm good, shouldn't you be doin more important shit like answerin prayers and savin peeps?
God: nah you trippin, that shit is WHACK
ME: aight man, whatever submerges your submarine, Imma dip then, PEACE
God: Latez homie, hit me up
ME: Fsho
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Send Message: 37 / M / Baltimore, Maryland
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So how many intelligent life forms are within the universe and how many of them actually got this whole life thing right? You want a beer or do you prefer wine? Oh yeah sorry bout the whole atheism thing but the last time you called the guys who got the message used it to control society to the point of ignorance. By the way could you explain to me the whole boy band thing? I can understand spiders so small that can actually kill a man within minutes but to subject a species to something as cruel as listening to Justin beiber that's just wrong!!!
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"How dare you try to be me. You're no God; you're only a dog."
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Send Message: 17 / M / Canada eh
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Release your wrath on jb please
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Send Message: 21 / F / New York State
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I'd mostly have questions...
1. What is the one true religion? (+Why is this one true religion so messed up?)
2. What is the reason for life, the universe, and everything?
3. May you grant me some wishes?
4. Why am I me, in this body as this "soul" and not someone else?
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Send Message: 26 / M
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I will take your power and become the next campione (however you spell it)
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Send Message: 25 / F / Lynnwood, Washington
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I'd ask him if I passed the audition...
Then again, I've been playing The Sims series too much.
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Send Message: 30 / M / US
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"teach me"
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I would call him the asshole that he is. The fuck would I thank that douchebag for? Then I would tell him to step down and give that almighty power to someone more worthy and capable, like myself.
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Send Message: 17 / F / UK
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Hiya God, orite ? HAHAHAHAHA
I`d tell him, God look at the world, doesn`t it make you want to sigh... but then again his sighs will create tornadoes and all those catastrophes  |
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Send Message: 19 / F / New York
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I'd ask him why he's doing such a bad job as a deity.
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Send Message: 15 / F / ~somewhere in my...
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Can i see micheal jackson one more time.. I went him to dance and sing to me before i die
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Send Message: 14 / F / Earth
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That's quite a unique response.
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a simple thank you
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Send Message: 17 / M / Sweden
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What did we do wrong, God?
Guess the title of the song, and you are awesome.
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