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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:


Kagai_Tenma wrote:

WTF!!!!!
I thought you were supposed to love us ALL OF US!
So why in your dumbass little book does it say we have to believe in you son to join you in eternal salvation!
And if your Omnipotent why the fuck did he have to come here and suffer for our sins?!
Why couldn't you pull some fucking sympathy out of your ass and just save us with your "divine power"?!
Your not caring or loving!
Your a sadist and a prick and I hope you enjoy watching everyone here suffer because of you!
Fuck you, you cynical asshole!


That's nice. But this is better:

"Move bitch, you're in my throne."


xD
You mean Bruce Lee's throne?


Bruce Lee only helps important and intelligent people. God is in charge of the stupid people. Hence, I'd be in charge of the stupid people.


And I'm in charge of you!

Make them play in traffic!!!!!!


Dude... I might be awesome, but I'm not God... yet.


Puh!
When we die and go to hell we will tell Super Satan our plan and he will help us!

That way he has more people to torture and we get the pleasure of killing off hundreds of stupid people a day!
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I've been a good girl, am I going to Heaven?
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macphapie wrote:


simplesmilesx3 wrote:

wut if god wasnt a "he"?


I think God doesn't have a gender


that's what i meant.. lolx i guess i should have written "he or she" XD
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I'd thank him of course. Then I'd scold him for giving me such a crapy love life. Awwwww *sigh* soo random...
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You can talk with God anytime >_<
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Lord, you don't really give a $#!+ about us much do u?
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to pray to god is the same as communicating to him, so evryone on cr, pray more ^^
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yoyomastervxc wrote:

to pray to god is the same as communicating to him, so evryone on cr, pray more ^^



KunaixIchigo wrote:

You can talk with God anytime >_<
anywya
Lord, you don't really give a $#!+ about us much do u?


like what i said before its a different state where you can actually hear his response or answers...

Posted 1/6/08, edited 4/18/08
If you are familiar with scripture you'd know you wouldn't have to ask God anything, you'd already know.
Nor would you need to ask him his forgiveness.... if you're standing before God, chances are .... you've already been forgiven.
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I say,"Hey".
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KunaixIchigo wrote:

You can talk with God anytime >_<
anywya
Lord, you don't really give a $#!+ about us much do u?


Actually God cares quite a bit, he's just such a great, courteous and gentlemanly being, that he stays out of your life if that is what you want.

Can't blame God for things if people push him out of their lives. and you can't blame God for the bad choices in your life......... hence the reason we have FREEWILL!

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Make me god
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how everything was really created? everything, literally everything...
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How come everyone so sure god is a guy, god might be a chick but my religion's god cannot be seen or rather no one has seen him or her except the prophets.

So if I was given a choice to talk to God, I'll ask him or her or something else since I don't really know how god looks like, I'll like ask him/her/something on what was the vision he/her/something had.
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I'd ask him to get rid of all those mean diseases out there...
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can i stay in heaven

thank u for anime

can i see jesus

can u destroy my school

plz put me in an anime
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