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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
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Posted 12/17/14
Can God create a stone so heavy that not even God is strong enough to lift it?
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Posted 12/17/14
I would ask him why the fuck did he let me go through all that shit storm.
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I'd ask him to create a babel-fish.
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Posted 12/29/14 , edited 4 days ago
Hypothetically speaking, it would depend on which religion this "God" I'm talking to actually belonged to. If they don't belong to any of the religions I know about or doesn't belong to any religions at all, then there's no basis for my questions in the first place, as I wouldn't know what this being has or hasn't done or what they're like. So, I suppose it'd be like any other idle chat I'd have with a person I know nothing about.

At this point, I'm just chasing circles around myself, so my final answer is: Nothing, 'cause I'm not in that situation.
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Posted 12/29/14
I'd probably just be casual, throw God a curve ball.

Be like "Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. How's it going, God?"
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Posted 1/5/15
excuse me GOD is there anime here in heaven..."yeah......PSYCH THERES NO ANIME HERE YOURE IN HELL YOU IDIOT"...oh satan, you silly goose you tricked me again
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I love You
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i would remind him of a certain fish.
Posted 2/3/15
"Hey god... Let me just say, in advance, I'm sorry (very sorry) for anything I do, or will do. I'm too much of an idiot right now to not make mistakes. ^^ Keep being awesome."
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I say that I'm surprised to find out that he is real. But he can't do a thing to me. I believe if there is a God that he would be unconcerned about human beings. Clearly with all of the suffering and pain in the world either God doesn't give a shit or he simply doesn't exist. Either of these two options sounds plausible to me.
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Posted 2/3/15
I would ask "How did you become God?" Or "How were you created?".
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I would ask "Can I get a new game + with cheats enabled?"
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Posted 2/3/15
I'd ask Him what type of porn He jacks off to. I'd love to know that.

And I'd ask Him to forgive me for my sins of course.
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Just kidding. I think I would ask: Onodera or Chitoge?
Posted 2/6/15
Tch, Nothing to say . I'd expect him to know my mind and answer my questions if he wanted.
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