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Post Reply If you were given a chance to talk to God, what will you say to him?
Posted 11/16/16
My Lord and my God
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Posted 11/16/16
I would say " Ich befürchte, das Universum wurde nicht von Gott erschaffen, sondern von chaos und schmerz".
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Posted 11/16/16
"Fuck you."

However, I will never meet the puppet master.
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I'd be like, so which god are you? are you the only real god? are all the others false gods? I'd be like, do you like Christians or Muslims better?
I'd be like, why are there so many different races? which race do you like the best? is the white man evolved man or mutated man or the devil or from another planet?
I'd be like, what do you think of all these man made laws? And also i'd be like, do SJW's make you cringe as well?
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Posted 11/16/16
I'd be like "oh shit someone drugged me with some crazy shit to be hallucinating this" then "Your going to have to pull off some major miracles if you expect to believe your real."
Posted 11/16/16
I already have the chance to talk to him every time I pray.
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Posted 11/16/16
i will tell him to remove all religions.
everyone should not be divided by religions.
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Posted 11/16/16
"So uh, which god are you? "

Then maybe after a nice conversation about life itself...

"Who is best girl?"
Posted 11/16/16
So
Can I become god?
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Posted 11/16/16
dear god this thread is old
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Posted 11/16/16
I would read him the entire bee movie script and then ask him to explain why the universe needed it to exist.
Posted 11/16/16 , edited 11/17/16
I would ask him why he's a shut-in NEET who doesn't do his job.
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Posted 11/17/16
Why, it's very simple!





AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SNAP!
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Posted 11/17/16
Call him an idiot
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Posted 5/7/17
it would depend on which god
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