New Religion: ISDGS
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The ISDGS religion is a simple and practical religion which I didn't invent, but plan to begin.
ISDGS stands for, "I Simply Don't Give a Shit".

Rules of the religion (or testaments if you will):
1. You believe in deitie(s) and you don't believe in dieties.
2. You cannot tell anyone about the ISDGS religion. If questioned, your answer shall be "what is a religion?", then proceed to humor the interrogator.
3. If a member of another religion attempts to convert you, your answer shall be "I'd love to hear what you have to say", then proceed on to doing whatever you were doing before.
4. Recruitment is strictly forbidden.
5. Your actions shall be determined on a day to day basis, or towards a set goal that is unaltered by outside influences.
6. Debating about religion, using religion, and against religion will be strictly forbidden after joining this religion.

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Thanks but I'll continue to be Pastafarian. Props for an A class effort though.
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Haven't you already broken the rules of the religion by telling us about it?
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Cuddlebuns wrote:

Haven't you already broken the rules of the religion by telling us about it?


Pastafarianism doesn't have that rule, the one you propose does.
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farmbird wrote:


Cuddlebuns wrote:

Haven't you already broken the rules of the religion by telling us about it?


Pastafarianism doesn't have that rule, the one you propose does.


I didn't propose anything, nor was I referring to Pastafarianism. I was referring to the rule of the proposed ISDGAS religion that states that no one is allowed to tell others about it.
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Cuddlebuns wrote:
I didn't propose anything, nor was I referring to Pastafarianism. I was referring to the rule of the proposed ISDGAS religion that states that no one is allowed to tell others about it.


Ah, guess I'm still confused, sorry. Could you please identify that last 'it 'pronoun?
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farmbird wrote:


Cuddlebuns wrote:
I didn't propose anything, nor was I referring to Pastafarianism. I was referring to the rule of the proposed ISDGAS religion that states that no one is allowed to tell others about it.


Ah, guess I'm still confused, sorry. Could you please identify that last 'it 'pronoun?






makix wrote:

Rules of the religion (or testaments if you will):

2 You cannot tell anyone about the ISDGS religion . If questioned, your answer shall be "what is a religion?", then proceed to humor the interrogator.



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Okay!..... So why does a profession of sticking to Pastafarinism, which in that statement makes no mention of ISDGS, count as a violation?
Wouldn't that rule apply only to those who wish to embrace ISDGS?
( I'm still a little grumpy in the mornings until coffee & medication take effect. Would you please forgive me the splitting of hairs & still indulge me with an answer? Thanks!)
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farmbird wrote:

Okay!..... So why does a profession of sticking to Pastafarinism, which in that statement makes no mention of ISDGS, count as a violation?
Wouldn't that rule apply only to those who wish to embrace ISDGS?
( I'm still a little grumpy in the mornings until coffee & medication take effect. Would you please forgive me the splitting of hairs & still indulge me with an answer? Thanks!)


I don't get what you're asking, but my original question was asking if the OP had violated the second rule of ISDGS, which states that it's members cannot talk about ISDGS, by making a thread about ISDGS and therefore telling everyone about it.
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you're confusing a response to the OP with a response to me Farmbird. CuddleBuns wasn't talking to me. and thus not referencing Pastafarianism.

He was talking to the OP and pointing out the self contradiction of making a forum post about a religion that bans prostelysation. IDSG bans prostelysation and thus by promoting it (ISDG ) here the OP was breaking his own rules.

Which, Some would argue I'm sure, makes it already a religion to the core.
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See?!!!! I told you I was confused!!!! ( I'm blaming monday morning syndrome!) Begging Everyone's Pardon, Please!
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farmbird wrote:

See?!!!! I told you I was confused!!!! ( I'm blaming monday morning syndrome!) Begging Everyone's Pardon, Please!


I'm not a morning person either.


Posted 7/12/10
Rule number 1: Do not talk about /b/
Rule number 2: DO NOT TALK ABOUT /b/!
Posted 7/12/10
this should seriously be be in general .

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Joke:
A mormon walks into a bar. lol
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